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Posts That Were Thanked by Jiggaboo_Johnson

  1. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    I didn’t have enough money today to afford that on top of everything else, and I told him to come back in a week.

    A few minutes ago, I hear a loud noise outside of my house. I opened the door and noticed that he was cutting my grass. I went running out to him and yelled for him to stop... he shook his head no. He told me that he saw my kids playing in the yard and was worried about snakes being in the grass and biting them because the grass was too tall.

    I again told him to stop because I couldn’t pay him. He said that he didn’t need to be paid, he had grandchildren and that he hoped someone would look after them in the same way.

    I was brought to tears. I hugged him. We talked about different struggles we’ve had in life and he told me that this is what the news doesn’t report. He told me the news doesn’t report the black neighbor helping out the white neighbor because it isn’t good for the network to make money. I told him that he has a good heart. I told him I wish more people on earth were like him.

    We hugged again. He is still outside cutting my grass and it’s dark now. I am so grateful to have him as a new friend.

    His name is Johnny and he lives in Taylors, South Carolina. He cut my grass for free tonight because he was worried about my children playing outside in the tall grass. I hope he gets the recognition he deserves
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  2. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wait stl1 left?

    Sweet
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  3. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]





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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    guys that buy one used tire dont give a fuck about 2 tires unless its the same price as one tire, they know tires are just tires and as long as they get you to work and back all is good
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  5. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson such as? (obviously not swimming)

    Such as ways of the heart.
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  6. G African Astronaut
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  8. Originally posted by Speedy Parker So that was a hologram I walked past every day for 2 years?

    panhandling ?
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  9. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat That 15 yr old chick who claims to be from braIl and fuck animals including horse cock she loves finally messages me back saying im fine.

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  10. frala Avant garde shartist


    Originally posted by stl1 I wrote Lanny that I would not post under the heading of "Cum Lickin' Fagit".

    Lol is this supposed to be some sort of bargaining chip? Like oh hey I’m not coming back unless you change this for me?

    Bc I mean seriously I have been a patron saint of pedophiles and I’m now a shartist. Garret had the same exact user title before you and he didn’t pitch a fit. The user titles are a joke. Aren’t you like 70? Get over yourself.
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  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ When you're reducing the world population down to 500 million, it's smarter to wipe out the majority of imbeciles first.

    Yeah, definitely, of course. You wouldn't wanna wipe out the intellectuals and dissidents who'd give you trouble. Definitely start with the highly agreeable, loyal citizens who you could conceivably convince that depopulation is right.
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  12. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I thought I saw $75k…I was wondering is the price per missile or for the missile and the firing device/mechanism…or are they a one time thing that can't be reused….imagine fuys firing it and missing.

    It's fire and forget. You just shoot it into the air, and the computers do the rest. In theory.

    Heard various stories about the launcher being reusable or disposable. In reality I think it's 100% disposable, you launch, fire and forget, and try to run away. There is no chip worth fighting for your life to maintain. Every chip is worth about zero after five years.

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  13. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My dreamcar:

    Is my bed with wheels, electric motor and retractable steering wheel so I could go to the drive through without getting out of bed.

    get in, loser

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  14. Just like the guy who saves a woman from being beaten and then the woman starts beating on him for beating on the boyfriend who was beating her up.
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  15. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Jiggs a poet and he knows it.
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  16. Nile bump
    im alive, the reasons for my disappearance are pretty spot on. and would usually be true but no im not dead or incarcerated, although i am still slowly going crazy, i got rly bad frost bite and have been laying around waiting, was told to follow up with a surgeon in 4-6 weeks, which i think was way too long, im going to see a plastic surgeon at a hospital tomorrow for assessment, probly gonna lose 1 finhger and sections of 5 other ones. ill be glad when they cut these fuckers off or whatever, they are constantly bleeding and leaking puss.

    not dead yet, thanks 4 caring. at least if i suffer an untimely demise i know my niggas with pour out libations.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Apology accepted…unless he shows up in a couple of hours.

    He's gonna wait it out like 2 weeks to get our hopes up and then come back with a hehehehehe you fuckers thought I was gone for good but NOOOOOPE. and then probably a fucking TSUNAMI of copy pastas he's gonna have all geared up and ready to go.

    I'm calling it now.

    Fuck I'm sorry again.
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  18. thats a mirror
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  19. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The stereotype of a woman hitting her husband with a frying pan is "comedic" because that's how society has programed us to view it…the opposite? is not.

    People laugh when men get their willy cut off by their wives too.
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Wariat Nope. Poland is not a western country nor is ukraine. everyone disagrees with you. only russia doesnt and its puppet fake non elected government of putin.

    You keep saying Poland is not a "western country" but you have been shown that is false you stupid polock.

    https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/western-countries
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