Posts by Jiggaboo_Johnson

1. 2022-09-29 at 4:21 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker A good dog doesn't have to stay at home.

   
   Then not much of a home defense then huh.
2. 2022-09-29 at 4:20 PM UTC in Moments that made you a worse person.
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you did it in boys school

   
   You had a semi when you typed that didn't you...
3. 2022-09-29 at 4:20 PM UTC in Moments that made you a worse person.
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I just fucking said nevermind all sorts of memories are coming back now that I think about. 😡

   
   It's NIS...I only read the first few words.
4. 2022-09-29 at 4:19 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny dogs dont belong in house.
   
   who cares where they shit outside. dog shits turn into dusts by dawn.

   
   Then they are absolutely no good if the intruder is in the house...it's pretty fucking easy to disable a dog outside
5. 2022-09-29 at 4:18 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny due to lack of trainning.
   
   you should probably get a new instructor.

   
   Wrong, I passed my practical test with a score of 242 out of a possible 250.
6. 2022-09-29 at 4:17 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there are automatic food and drink dispensers for this situation.

   
   Get back to me when there is an automatic shit pickerup robot too
7. 2022-09-29 at 4:16 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny good for him.
   
   killing an intruder might be more trouble than its worth these days.

   
   That's why you have insurance...like $10 a month.
   
   https://www.uslawshield.com/
   
   (Oh and it's better to kill them than wound them...if you kill them they can't sue you..though of course their family still can)
8. 2022-09-29 at 4:13 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny get dogs to guard your compound. when theyre already inside your house its already too late. fit flood lights around your house.

   
   Dogs are restrictive...You can't just go away for a weekend because the dumb fucks can't be left on their own for days at a time..cats can be and don't really give a fuck if you are there or not.
9. 2022-09-29 at 4:12 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny imho handguns are better because they are faster to point at a target, shoot amd reload than a shotgun.

   
   if you've every used a handgun you know their accuracy isn't great...even less so in a stressful/dark situation.
10. 2022-09-29 at 4:11 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I can give you an example of a handgun failure per my carry license instructor.
    
    He had an intruder in his house...or trying to get in his house a few years ago. Him and his wife were in bed and they heard someone fucking around outside, the guy grabbed his hand gun and went downstairs and just as he did he saw the patio double doors opening in the back of the house...it was too dark he said for him to see anyone so he aimed right between the opening double doors and took a couple of shots.
    
    The interloper ran off. It appeared he was not hit by the bullets as no blood was visible anywhere and the cops told him no one showed up at local hospitals with bullet wounds.
    
    ...a shotgun would have much more likely hit him.
11. 2022-09-29 at 4:07 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny erm, invest in some high powered LED flood lights from china ?

    
    Who puts high powered LED lights in their home?? I'd be awake all fucking night whenever the cat moved.
12. 2022-09-29 at 4:05 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny arent handguns better for close quarter in house use.

    
    No.
    
    Same reasons as above
    
    ETA: also you don't want a bullet continuing to travel into your neighbors or the street and killing someone else.
13. 2022-09-29 at 4:04 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny arent ar15s better solution ?

    
    No. A shotgun is better in close range... a slug will take a persons head off whereas a bullet will just pass through it, also "shot" will give you a wider spread and more chance of hitting someone in a dark /close range environment...point in the general direction and shoot.
14. 2022-09-29 at 4:02 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley 2/3 of our community

    
    Think about what "our community" consists of
15. 2022-09-29 at 4 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Also another great retirement plan tool if shit hits the fan.
16. 2022-09-29 at 3:59 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    See above
17. 2022-09-29 at 3:58 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why ?

    
    Home security...when I move in a couple of months it's in the middle of nowhere and very dark... so I want a shotgun for blasting midnight intruders...better than a handgun.
18. 2022-09-29 at 3:55 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    This one
    
    https://www.academy.com/p/mossberg%C2%AE-maverick%C2%AE-88-security-12-gauge-pump-action-shotgun?sku=right-12-gauge-18-5
19. 2022-09-29 at 3:54 PM UTC in Does SPEEDY PARKER have any friends in real life?
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i prefer playing with guns.
    
    no, not that gun.

    
    We can do that too. I'm actually going to Academy to buy a pump action shotgun this weekend.
20. 2022-09-29 at 3:53 PM UTC in Best & Worst User on this site (Opinions)
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then how do you remember you havent been drinking for 5 years

    
    The same way I remember I haven't had a gregs deep dish meat and potato pie in over 5 yrs either...once it's in my head I don't have to daily recall it for it to be a memory.
    
    ...you should probably see a brain doc if you do, you might have some long term/short term memory issues going on