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I'll deny it from that account, though, because I'm just that damn dedicated.
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2019-02-14 at 6:50 PM UTC
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🔪 surgery 🔪
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Post before-pics (and of course, eventually, after-pics).
Heck, try to get some during-pics. I suppose someone out there has a fetish for cut open boobs.
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Pretty sure he shorted me, but I rarely do crack so I have no frame of reference, unfortunately.
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2019-02-14 at 4:07 AM UTC
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Printers WTF?
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Dude I can't fucking stand printers... The one I have now is such a nuisance because it disconnects from the WiFi after like 10 minutes of activity, and requires a reboot just to reconnect. It also requires black tape over the colored ink cartridges if I want to print in black and white (but ran out of colored ink).
Fuck printers.
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Originally posted by ohfralala
I'd fellate for fellatio.
Not totally sure how that would work...
I suppose a strap on could be incorporated.
Actually, this legit reminds me of this dude I once knew who was so addicted to blowjobs that I actually could totally have seen him sucking a dick for the money to get a blowjob. It got so bad that he would borrow money from hookers with whom he was a regular... Like, borrowing money from hookers to pay hookers for a BJ. It was some next level shit.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Uhhhhh. No, there isn't though. Hence my question. The only issue when it comes to faggot Christians forbidding jacking off is LUST of the eyes. There's nothing about spilling seed. Ahahahaha.
Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.
Niggas got capped for that shit back in the day.
Apparently we actually have a moral obligation to impregnate our brothers' wives...?
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2019-02-12 at 10:37 PM UTC
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Anyone here ever hitchhiked?
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I hitchhiked once...
I was also sodomized.
(lol jk... no sodomy... but I did hitchhike... an elderly couple took me exactly where I was aiming to get to).
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2019-02-12 at 10:36 PM UTC
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Anyone here ever hitchhiked?
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Originally posted by Grylls
shut up you fucking dork
folks?
Maybe stop being such a dick.
I dunno.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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2019-02-12 at 9:06 PM UTC
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@infinity
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Originally posted by Ghost
You should try turning off images in user settings.
That's Internetting on pussy-mode.
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2019-02-12 at 9:56 PM UTC
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@infinity
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Originally posted by Ghost
He's spamming now so that makes it okay he got banned for 99 years for posting off topic in the meat thread? Fuck off, you deserve to be spammed for thinking like this
Dude, I know you well enough that I know you could EASILY set up a forum just like this on your own... If you're so opposed to how Lanny runs the place, create a new "niggasin.space".
Heck, I'll even help you with it... Not because I oppose how Lanny runs the place. I have zero qualms with him. But if this whole issue is THAT IMPORTANT, you can always create your own alternative to this place.
In the end, it will really tell how many people are pro-inifnityshock and how many are anti-inifinityshock.
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2019-02-12 at 9:40 PM UTC
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Originally posted by ECAP
Spamming every thread for three pages for days/weeks/months because you’re butt hurt over a temporary ban is mega internetting Pussy ass bitch mode
I used to think finny was ok, now I think he’s a butt hurt shut in who needs to get the fuck over this petty ass bullshit instead of spending every free moment creating alts to cry like a bitch
Life isn’t fair 90% of the time, considering his age one would think finny had learned this by now
Exactly.
He was at least
mildly entertaining at one time, but it's all the same old shtick...
And now, he's just plain spamming. This isn't a free speech debate anymore... This is a "free-spam" debate.
If you approve of finny posting Bill Krozby's dick pic everywhere, you are also sanctioning the shoe marketing bots.
That's not the kind of forum I envision posting in, tbh.
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2019-02-12 at 7:32 PM UTC
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Worst. Hangover. Ever.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Pfffft. It only gets worse brother.
You bore witness to my debauchery!
I do remember most of my time on Tinychat... Up until some point, at least.
I also woke up to something entirely burnt in the oven (and the oven still on)... I can't even tell what it was it was so badly burnt.
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2019-02-12 at 7:22 PM UTC
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Ohfralala pussy pic leaked
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Originally posted by HTS
So what, you're asexual? Just into the feminine form in general? Buttholes? Girldicks? Guy dicks?
I legit don't even know anymore...
I find certain aspects of femininity arousing, and even aesthetically pleasing (basically meaning: I still might find the visual pleasing after I cum, and not just while horny), but I almost have this puritan, Victorian-era prudishness coming from God knows where, that makes private parts of pretty much any variety seem "icky".
And for some reason, vaginas even rank higher than penises on that scale (of "ickyness").
There's no rhyme or reason to is, as far as I can tell. It's just a weird thing I have, apparently.
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Originally posted by mmQ
I personally dont want to score pushy usually. Also I dont "score" it. It's just a thing. I wonder how many girls ever counted my DICKING them as a SCORE. lol
Jokes aside I'm pretty sexually apathetic until I'm enticed and then I'm into it and then I just sont care. I've said that here before though and that's just me. My life doesn't even remotely revolve around sex. It's fun and done to me , and that's probably obviously psychological.
That's alot like me.
I went 19 years before losing my virginity, and then later went 10 years without sex.
I can last literal decades without it, so sometimes I have a hard time understanding the need other dudes seem to experience.
But, on the other hand, I do empathize. I mean, at about 6-8 years into my dry period, I started going a bit stir crazy.
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Originally posted by jedi_darryl
Show my fingering skills..,
Chicks dig it.
💦🤤
Fucking awesome.
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2019-02-12 at 4:41 AM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
You are very negotiable and can concede points well. I'm sure you've developed that over the course of your life and through your psychology schooling and whatnot.
What to remember is the folks you're discussing with dont have that same level of, objectivity, for lack of a better term I dont know.
Nothing you say is going to get specs or scron off the jill defense team. And we dont have a panel of jurors, formally. So its kangaroo court and nobody will actually win except me. ;)
At the end of the day, I still like Scron, and have nothing really against Spectral or... wait, is Jill Spectral (and vice versa)?
I can't even keep up with it all at times...
I just want to try and reduce the tension around here. And, quite frankly, I respect what Lanny does. Even if he's not up to bat for a Nobel prize for objective-forum-keeping or some such shit.
I just want to promote peace and agreeableness where I can. And I know it won't always work. Heck, even IRL I have friendships with an identical dynamic. There's always someone at odds with someone else.
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2019-02-12 at 3:50 AM UTC
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Met a girl with one eye
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I met a little girl from Salt Lake City.
Two quart legs and two rubber titties.
Loves electricity, but she burns off gas.
Got a V8 pussy and a Cadillac ass.
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2019-02-10 at 12:55 AM UTC
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Later...
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Originally posted by WellHung
My bus is finally here too. Goodbye, folks.
As insufferable as I find you, I'm not too comfortable with the idea of you offing yourself.
But I also have the sneaking suspicion that this is just playing on Malice's thread for
yet more attention.
I'm at a crossroads here.
If it's the latter scenario... miraculously, you've managed to drop YET AGAIN on whatever respectability scale you once resided on in my books.
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