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  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Half of my heart is in Havana ooh nah nah.
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  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i meant from MXE

    Ohhhhh.. Okay, my bad.

    Admittedly, in my old age, I can't keep up with all the latest terminology.

    Back in my day "M" meant one and one thing only.

    But nowadays... there are too many drugs to refer to them by first letter.

    (Wait, are there any other recreational drugs that start with K...?).
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  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Exactly why it shouldn’t be in his hands!

    That's right, they should be in my hands.

    OP, I am officially confiscating your little brothers ill-gotten drugs.

    Consider it an act of altruism and genuine concern.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I still want to know what exact ADHD medication this is...

    If it's methylphenidate/ritalin, that's one thing.

    If it's adderall, especially instant release, your little brother is gangster as fuck.

    Do you have any idea how much money you could make selling those pills individually?

    He will be the richest kid in school, that's for sure.
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  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If we assigned you (Zanick) the nickname Zanny, it would accomplish two things:
    1. Conform with a common username (and user nickname) pattern around here (Lanny, "Panny", Benny/vinny, "finny", etc).
    2. Sound like a colloquial reference to Xanax.
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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Go to a high school, it’s everwhere.

    Instructions unclear.

    I'm now enrolled in the local high school.

    I start classes next Monday.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If it's quality semen, you can always sell it to a fertility clinic.

    I have my doubts about the quality of this particular batch of semen, though.
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!!

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  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Or...

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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    WTF is happening in this thread?
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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Sexually based offenses are considered especially anus.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG WHAT THE FUCK

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  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG What did you google to find it?

    I'm not even kidding... simply "kool aid man oh yeah".

    No mention of "periods", "menstruation", "blood", etc.

    It was among the first matches found.
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  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone How long did you rough it on the street. Preferably, I'd like to hear your stories involving homelessness that didn't involve sleeping out of your car and shit. I'm talking like REAL homelessness where you actually had to sleep on corners, parking garages, ally ways, and abandoned buildings.

    By gatekeeping homelessness like that, you're going to seriously restrict the number of (serious) replies you get.

    Most people who end up homeless and entirely asset-less don't just bounce back to normalcy. You might get a story here and there from someone who was stuck sleeping on a park bench or couch surfing for a few days/weeks (which, incidentally, I have experienced). But if you want legit feedback from people who have been homeless for any lengthy amount of time, you might need to broaden your expectations a bit.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Was it by choice? What happened to land you in that boat?

    In January of 2015 I was working part time as a security guard, and I figured "why pay half my income towards rent?" So I bought a cheap minivan (Dodge Caravan) and decided to just eliminate the rent expense entirely from my budget.

    At first it was kind of manageable, but then I lost my job, and shit got real real fast.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone How did you manage, particularly in winter and in snow and shitty cold weather?

    The elements are always the worst part. Obviously moreso for the pedestrian homeless, but it can be kind of a nuisance for the vehicularly oriented during the Winter, and especially brutal during the Summer. Think about how hot it gets, and factor in things like food storage and so on, and, yeah, it's brutal - unless you can find shade. I became adept at shade-chasing, as it becomes absolutely essential during peak temperatures.

    Again, though, I will totally concede that being homeless without a vehicle in the Winter would be absolutely hellish, while having a vehicle (as long as your heating system works and you can afford gas and so on - which isn't always guaranteed) makes it a lot more bearable.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Did you enjoy it or at least parts of it? If you're not currently homeless, what happened that got you off the streets?

    There were definitely some fun parts, especially towards the beginning while I still had at least some income to work with. I ended up exploring new places I hadn't been to before. I also learned a lot about survival under unique conditions. Having virtually no money towards the end, and no typical amenities like running water or refrigeration or most cooking conveniences (such as a stove, oven, or microwave), my diet changed quite significantly. I mean, food storage alone, without a refrigerator... It's a huge pain in the ass.

    Originally posted by hydromorphone Also, what city was it in? What were the resources like there? Did you puss out and go to shelters?

    All over the lower mainland of BC (in and around Vancouver).

    I experimented with different regions (urban, suburban, rural, and straight-up wilderness). Each type of region has it's own advantages and disadvantages.

    There were some rough parts, like the time I woke up in the middle of the night to a hooker rummaging through my stuff (my locks didn't work consistently), or the time I got chased out of a neighborhood because they thought I was up to no good (unfamiliar van parked at the end of a street, etc), etc.

    But most of it wasn't too, too bad.

    Eventually, though, I couldn't take the elements (Summer did it, not Winter).

    I gave up and went on social assistance and got an apartment and started looking for another job.
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  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And that clicky African language. That'd be fun to do at parties.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Yeah, she closed last night with a question after I told her it was my bedtime, so there's my enterance.

    I think sooner than later is usually better with these things.

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  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Starring Mark Ruffalo and Janeane Garofalo.

    Airing at the Marshmellow Film Festival in Buffalo.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Admin Exactly. You need to change other keys so that they function like caps lock.

    I have 5 to 6 caps lock keys on my keyboard.

    Fucking noob. ALL my keys are caps lock keys.

    I orally dictate anything letter-based.
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  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    The report button has been replaced...

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