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Thanked Posts by gadzooks

  1. 2019-03-10 at 1:07 PM UTC in Random image thread
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    1. Valium.
    2. Special K.
    3. Crack.
    4. (Alcoholic) Ginger beer.
    5. *knock knock knock* "It's the feds, bruh!"
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  2. 2019-03-10 at 10:44 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Mongolian Hip Hop is best Hip Hop...

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  3. 2019-03-08 at 10:14 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: I'm Leaving Forever Edition
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    *posting on first page just in case this gets to 10,000 posts one day*
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  4. 2019-03-10 at 11:40 AM UTC in THis sit =e is dead
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  5. 2019-03-10 at 11:13 AM UTC in NIS Movie Party Thread
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ when everything feels like the movies, you bleed just to know you're alive

    And I don't want the world to see me
    'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am
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  6. 2019-03-10 at 8:49 AM UTC in I used to tell hos I was dark light or off white
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    When I puff hard rocks, you haters suck cocks.
    I barely flex a muscle while you pussy niggas hustle.
    I import keys of yayo while you slangin' on the bay, yo.
    Fifty bullets leave my truck while medics pick yo family up.

    Cross my set, I'll leave you wet.
    Your blood stains drench your family pet.
    Real G's don't puff on trees.
    We drop that cash for legal fees.

    Your hood ain't safe, you best behave.
    Or my pipe hittin' thugs will turn you slave.
    You think that your squad is hard?
    We the army and you security guards.
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  7. 2019-03-09 at 11:10 PM UTC in Why do the 'girls' on here never make threads?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    In fact, I'm cocksure of it.
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  8. 2019-03-10 at 12:29 AM UTC in If you are broke, but still want free coffee & breakfast, then...
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I remember way back when, Burger King had this short phone survey you could take after making a purchase by using a brief numerical code on the back of each receipt in order to get a free Whopper.

    I used to go there all the time and just collect receipts off the ground and get free Whoppers all the time.

    Eventually they banned me and my friend from there.

    Imagine being banned from Burger King.
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  9. 2019-03-08 at 10:42 AM UTC in Ketamine aint fuckin bad under the right conditions
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm a mad scientist here trying out all kinds of different drug combinations trying to find what the ancient peoples of the Indus valley referred to as "Soma".

    NOT to be confused with carisoprodol (prescription muscle relaxer with the brand name Soma).

    I will keep the community abreast of my discoveries.

    This thread is dedicated to, none other than: Alexander Shulgin.

    Psychonautic mission underway.
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  10. 2019-03-08 at 10:35 AM UTC in Ketamine aint fuckin bad under the right conditions
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    A few light drinks, a couple mg of xanax, and a few little key bumps of ketamine...

    Absolutely copacetic.

    10/10, would try again will do every night if i can manage it.
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  11. 2019-03-10 at 12:33 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    *posts in TRT*

    *secures a spot in the annals of BLTC history*

    *unsubscribes*
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  12. 2019-03-09 at 10:33 PM UTC in Finally know why NIS is full of spamming kidiots
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  13. 2019-03-09 at 10:37 PM UTC in Finally know why NIS is full of spamming kidiots
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers contribute any kind of useful technical information to a site similar to totse.

    All the paranoid conspiracy theories aside, I do agree that this site has become somewhat far removed from what Totse once was in it's heyday.

    I actually don't mind the DH crowd. It's not them that annoy me. It's more the HB-style posters posting HB-style stuff everywhere.

    HB is fun for a bit of silliness and all, but Totse used to have serious discussions in it's subforums.

    The problem is that we just need more serious posters, and enough traffic to warrant moderators for subforums so that Lanny can delegate some of the keeping-things-on-topic work.
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  14. 2019-03-09 at 8:27 PM UTC in I could beat the shit out of Gadzooks
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by SHARK Post your bicep circumference faggot

    I'm not giving you free jack off material, faggot.

    Stop trying so hard to suck my dick.
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  15. 2019-03-06 at 11:29 PM UTC in Where is the line between being a junkie and not?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers You assume correctly. I used to smoke cigarettes though, from age 13 through 18. I would smoke two packs a day. I also smoked some cannabis and hashish every once in a while back when I smoked cigarettes, but I have never smoked it after I puked my brains out under a bridge because of a bad trip. I drank alcohol once in a while as well, and I drink coffee from time to time, but it's more milk than coffee, to be honest. I'm religious, mind you, but I did not practice during my teenage years, since I was completely put off by the idea of stepping foot inside a mosque after I had to go nearly everyday during my elementary school days. During my elementary school days, I would get up at 8 A.M., get ready and be at school at 8:30 A.M., until 3 P.M. Afterwards, I would have time until 4 P.M. to arrive at the mosque, for Qur'an lessons; the teacher was an abusive asshole who went on to leave his own wife and kids behind eventually, what a nice, exemplary man, huh? Those classes would last from 4 P.M. until 5:30 P.M., then I'd be home by 6 P.M. and I would have to go to bed at 7:30 P.M. I stopped going to these Qur'an lessons when high school started. You can see why the idea of going to the mosque completely put me off. So I completely distanced myself from Islam during my teenage years, and I did things I shouldn't have, but thank God, I embraced my religious roots before I did something I would absolutely regret and couldn't take back.

    I gotta say I admire the dedication.

    You're at least not a hypocrite (regarding drugs), and that's pretty respectable.
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  16. 2019-03-08 at 9:56 PM UTC in What would you do if you woke up tomorrow as the opposite gender?
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG You know Oct, you don't have to become a woman to live out your wildest fantasies. Make your dreams reality today. Get gang raped.

    I read that like a TV commercial.
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  17. 2019-03-08 at 9:15 PM UTC in millenials are fucking stupid
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
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  18. 2019-03-09 at 8:20 AM UTC in day to day
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Octavian I hope to one day have a pint with you. Where in Canada you from m8?

    Vancouver.

    And I'm down like a clown, Charlie Brown.
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  19. 2019-03-09 at 9:07 AM UTC in So I end up at this shady ass motel room where my ex roommate/FWB is now staying at
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick I'm alone finishing a botle of wine watching Game of Thrones for the millionth time. Your lifestyle is very appealing to me. Eventually, I am going to come and take it. Enjoy your dark cell while I smoke your crack, snort your K, and party with your women.

    Dude, for you, I'd make it an entire event.

    I'd book a fancy Vancouver hotel room, and get a friend up in the upper-uppper-class district of North/West Vancouver to loan me their house, and we would party like it's 2019.

    There will be a BDSM sex dungeon, a DMT trip room, and a fucking Wonkavator that we can take to go wherever the fuck we want.

    And when we post pics on NiS, people will transmute into pure gelatin at the very sight.

    Cuz they jelly.
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  20. 2019-03-09 at 8:36 AM UTC in So I end up at this shady ass motel room where my ex roommate/FWB is now staying at
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'm out and about, exploring the neighbourhood, without so much as a 1-minute plan, and I end up at the nearby pub. I say hi to some people I ain't seen in a few months, and then I sit down and order a cider. I go to the bathroom and sniff a few bumps of ketamine, then I return and just nonchalantly finish my cider (and a second one; and a a third one).

    Then I just start walking in the first direction that crosses my mind, and end up at another local neighbourhoood pub. I run into one of the bartenders/servers there who I used to always get along with, but apparently I dun fucked up one time and got black out drunk and said or did something to piss her off. Anyway, we talked for a couple minutes and settled all grievances, and that was dope.

    Then I went up to the 7-11. I had a few beers with my homelesss home boy Ernest. We shoot the shit for a bit, I do a few more bumps of K, then I get a hankerin' for some of that crack cocaine.

    I go up to a shady looking group of hoodlums and just get right to the point.

    "Y'all know where a dude can grab a gram of rock around here?"

    One chick says: "There's Amanda in the building across the street."

    I'm like... "Alright, sounds good..... WAIT... Amanda ______?"

    She looks at me like: "Yeah! Her number is 236..."

    And I start reading the same number from my phone.

    "Oh shit, you know Amanda? Damn what a small world. She outta the joint right now?"

    So I call her up, then do a few bumps of K with the hoodlums on the corner, and then I bounce across the street to my destination.

    There's guns out, bear mace out, brass knuckles, people smoking heroin off of tin foil, people cooking crack the old-fashioned ammonia way, etc.

    Of course we exchange hugs (we slept together a few times, so, you know... par for the course).

    I score some rock off her and we start to shoot the shit (it's been a few months since she moved outta my crib).

    More heroin comes out, so I gotta peace it (opiate clean since 2014!).

    I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, I sniffed another bump of K and took another hit off the glass dick, then hopped in that shit and chugged an alcoholic beverage on the ride home.

    Then I went on TinyChat and talked to Wren and Poast and Totse2k1, among others, while smoking crack on cam.

    And now, here I am.

    What did y'all do tonight?
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