I'll tell my journey.
It all star5tee back in 1984. I was born on April 20th. My mom mom was 19 when my dead dad impregnated her. 20 when she birthed me.
I grew up a fuckin screw up, got introduced the game and then I motherfuckin blew up.
Just kidding.
I grew up well. I played sports and had friends. My parents were active in my life. Things were great until I tried weed and alcohol for the first time. Then I ran with it.
Fuck. I just remembered I wasntngonna ever post here again. You tricked me.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
What about aldra? Are you just going to leave him behind, as worthless and expendable to your selfish interests? And gadzooks. What about him? Lanny! Even him! There are others. And all the fond memories, too. And you didn't even really have to leave; that's the real kicker of this. It wasn't imperative or anything. All these people have been your Totse companions for all these years, and you want to just throw it all away in a fit of anger and disgust and dismay. This is shameful. Forget about me, do they mean so little to you that you would just abandon them like bags of trash in the ditch of a quiet country road. So what if there's only a few people. Quality trumps quantity. You know this. Not everyone comes to post every day. There's more than the few you mention.
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2020-02-20 at 8:38 AM UTC
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Run My Life...
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Go with a vandyke and lamb chops fam and put in a suit
artistic cutting edge gay porn:
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2020-02-15 at 11:27 PM UTC
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Blowing up an FBI building
say it to my face fucker not online see what happens
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Totse was my jam back in the day. I was wild back then. Mostly, well more than likely, drunk and doing a lot of cocaine. I'm sober now. Over on reddit now. Same username. It's not the same. Shit👀 I'm almost 35 now. I was 17 or something when I joined &Totse.
I still do comedy. Still driving semi trucks. Still have that stupid fuck the system tattoo on my neck for that brief time I spent in jail in Florida.
Other than that, feel free to ask me what's up. Hope all is well. I'll be around here more.
Someone supposedly has some old dick pics of me. Post the dick pics. If it isn't huge and half black then it's not mine.
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Again I tell you, it is easier for an obese person to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is thin to enter the kingdom of God
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2020-02-06 at 4:26 AM UTC
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Nice ass thread
Originally posted by gadzooks
I'm not even totally sure if the capitalization of each word in the image title is necessary…
But by adding the "giant" prefix before gifycat.com, and then adding ".gif" at the end, and also capitalizing each of the three words (gifycat uses a three word phrase naming structure), I got it to work.
You are a smart non liberal gazooks you are appreciated here
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2020-02-05 at 9:24 PM UTC
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how big is ur pp?
Depends. We talking on flop or solid?
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2020-02-05 at 9:24 PM UTC
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how big is ur pp?
The last one should just say "I dont have one."
It just sounds weird.
"How big is your dick?"
"None."
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itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
Originally posted by gadzooks
Lol, I'm a fraud, I admit.
But in a certain kinda way I am consistent about my original intent.
I pop in and out irregularly.
I don't want to completely sever my ties to this community, but I take periodic breaks from literally all forms of social media (and yes, NiS is a forum and therefore social media).
I'm glad to see you posting again, your one of the one's I enjoy reading on NIS
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Originally posted by gadzooks
One thing I will always like about you is the penchant for nostalgia.
You might be a tad off the wall extreme about some things, but you do keep it real and appreciate the past.
I think we might just both suffer from some kind of nostalgia condition… Stuck in the past for whatever reason.
I wouldn't call it nostalgia.
That era is where I belong, it was the best time of my life.
It's like growing up in a beautiful town then moving to a shithole, of course you're going to miss what you lost.
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2020-02-05 at 9:03 AM UTC
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Random image thread
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Originally posted by gadzooks
About 10 hours ago, I signed out of NiS on all my devices.
I thought of making an official goodbye thread, but they are almost universally followed up by casual posting like 12-36 hours later.
So I thought, why not just rip it off like a bandaid.
But, perhaps in a drunken instinctual response, found myself looking at an NiS thread suddenly, and it was Aldra's post, and I just had to respond because I can't leave a homie hanging.
But anyway, I have decided to leave NiS this morning.
I love like 99% of you, so it was not an easy decision to make.
But, I've been noticing a general trend in my life towards the negative lately, and, while correlation certainly does not imply causality, the underlying pattern cannot be ignored.
And then, the incident that just kinda sealed the deal…
That one person (the 1%) that actually fucking pisses me off around here (captain falcon, in case anyone is wondering), sent me a goddamn P fucking M just to tell me how much he despises me.
Like… I can take insults and all that on the forums, but it's kinda fucked up to wake up to shit like that on my PMs.
So, having been considering leaving (merely to try new avenues in life), combined with actual bullshit like that, I have decided to take a break of indetermined length.
But I love the vast majority of you.
If anyone was offended by my periodical liquor and boner induced sexist rants, I apologize.
If you ever found my use of the N word or the F word ("faggot", not "fuck"), I appologize.
With the one and only sole exception of captain falcon, you all have been great and it's a heartfelt goodbye.
But, goodbye.
Sometimes, life needs a new perspective.
Welcome back m8
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JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Shut your hole wang chung
Everybody have fun tonight
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
haha your country has a binary electoral system and both are fucking terrible and now the whole world knows it, lol cux
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2020-02-05 at 3 AM UTC
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The Dollarama Dinner
a hooker plugged up his crapper and flooded the apartment again cause he thought the toilet would get embarrassed and stop on its own
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2020-02-05 at 2:22 AM UTC
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The Dollarama Dinner
Originally posted by gadzooks
I'll never forget when I used to drink with hobos and they would grab a bottle of rubbing alcohol or some shit from the nearby Dollarama and mix it in with some cheap as fuck swill sherry.
I drank some of it with them once.
A cheap as fuck way to up your liquor supply, but I prolly coulda gone straight blind from that shit.
Dollarama is definitely a Canadian staple, tho.
Oh shit whats up zookie. Still waiting for a thread detailing your prolonged absence.
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2020-02-05 at 1:29 AM UTC
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The Dollarama Dinner
They stopped selling matches because tweakers would sell out the store trying to make phosphorus lul
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2020-02-04 at 10:26 PM UTC
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Nice ass thread
Originally posted by gadzooks
Fuck, that took a bunch of trial and error to figure out, but apparently if you modify the URL thusly…
https://gfycat.com/marvelouselectricblowfish-booty-thick-twerk-hot ==> https://giant.gfycat.com/MarvelousElectricBlowfish.gif
It works (at least in this particular case).
Thank the lord for your technical brilliance.
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