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Posts That Were Thanked by gadzooks

  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    http://www.xent.com/FoRK-archive/nov99/0488.html
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Stratospheric IQ theory.

    i like ur avatar what music video was that again? its like work it toot it scoot it move boot shoot it all around, this howie mandel doit fam.
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  3. snab_snib African Astronaut
    about 3.50
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  4. blaster master victim of incest
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  5. He gets triggered over the most insignificant slight and turns it into a lifelong vendetta. He literally lays awake at night thinking about how mad he is at me
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  6. Octavian motherfucker
    Why are they so irritable without weed, what causes that? I mean I was a massive dick when I smoked it full time in my teens and ran out, so this should be a rhetorical question.

    Just hearing my neighbors arguing, just as I would say would happen in a previous thread.

    Her: "I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING MONEY LEFT! I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT ANY TOILET ROLL (Yes, she said that), I WAS SUPPOSE TO BUY A MOTHER'S DAY CARD.YOU'RE NOT RINGING FOR A 10 BAG!".

    God they are so pathetic, all unemployed stoners seem to share inherent traits it's almost textbook. Take the magical herb away from them and give it a day or two they will go insane. It's no different from any other drug habit. I like Candy 'n all but I think even she would go mad without. The way I see it is no different from drinking everyday, it's still A HABIT. Scron can't even go a job interview cause he's a fucking loser despite spewing a load of bull shit stories that make my soul CRINGE. Lucy needs to kick his broke dumbass out.

    I'm glad it was a phase. OK, so I had it every blue moon but still I wasn't some angry retard that smokes it habitually. At least with Cocaine I had amazing sex, met loads of different personalities/ customers/ girls. I couldn't have imagined doing that shit daily though fuck that.



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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    try to build back her self esteem then do something you know she would find unforgivable and make her lose respect for you without hurting her
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  8. CandyRein Black Hole
    Idk why this popped in my head when I saw that gif



    Lmao :) ๐Ÿ’•
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  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    have you ever fucked a chick as excited and full of energy as the one in your avatar. and if wo please describe such an experience.
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  10. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Damn.
    This was your 11000th post. I feel honored.
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  11. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    They call me silly names like "Nobody will ever love you," and "You are very ugly," and "You will die alone."
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  12. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

    Picture of her. bamp
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks It's wireless.

    The first guy to do it was this random dude I thought was just some drunken hick.

    He suddenly got up and started kareokeing and I was pretty impressed. The dude roamed throughout the bar while singing like he's Frank fuckin Sinatra.

    He's my kinda drunken hick.

    Well that's the route I was gonna suggest. Get up there and pick Baby by Justin Bieber. Kill the first few lines on stage and then make eye contact with blue hair and smile and wink. Kill the next few lines and the first chorus. Then slowly start making your way toward blue hair without really looking at her too much. Time it out to when the second chorus comes on you are right by her facing and away and then turn to her as it drops and start singing it to her face, grinding up on her and slowly stripping.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    approach her in the car park with an offer she can't refuse
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  15. ORACLE Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by gadzooks It lays out some shit that you're not supposed to run your mouth about.

    It's some "don't run your mouth" agreement.

    Yeah: an NDA begins on the day you sign it and it ends on the day it is slated to end (if ever). And it relates to talking about a particular subject. Are you seeing what I'm saying?
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I bet oracle is a real pro at taking it up the ass! ๐Ÿ‘
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  17. Originally posted by gadzooks Like, picture one of your past hookups just sitting around with her girlfriends all talking about their sexual escapades…

    And then she all like "I remember this one dude I hooked up with about 10 years ago at a club downtown."

    And her friend is like "wait, at a club? were you drinking?"

    "Yeah, I had a few, why?"

    "That's automatically rape."

    "But he was drinking too."

    "Nah, bitch, that shit don't matter. He's responsible for his actions, you aren't. Does he have any money?"

    "Well, it's kind of funny that you mention that because the reason I brought him up is that I just heard he got a major promotion at work."

    "Bitch, what? Like how much he earnin'?"

    "He's Chief Technology Officer at this hot new up and coming startup. He's not quite movie star famous, but he's pulling in like $300,000 a year now."

    "Guuuurrrrrllll, #MeToo his ass!!!!"

    "But it wasn't really rape. He's actually a good gont."

    "Does his paycheck have commas?"

    "Well, yeah."

    "TAX HIS ASS, GURL. This is the big leagues. Who else gonna pay for your 8 kids? See, this is why we hook up with random dudes every weekend. One of them bound to pay off."

    Me getting arrested the next day:


    if you have that kind of income you can afford NDAs.
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  18. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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  19. DontTellEm Black Hole


    LOVE young MA
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  20. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    I have a vendor I use, but they're in the UK.

    In general anabolics are easy to get, they're not as hard illegal as the likes of crack or whatever.

    I would maybe buy some 10mg dianabol. I used to take one a day. At those levels it is safe to stay on for long periods, and offers a pretty good bang for the buck, when combined with exercise.

    I might start using it again actually.
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