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Posts That Were Thanked by gadzooks

  1. Originally posted by gadzooks I think I'm going to start wearing a penis extension, and if some chick tries to call me out on it, I will sue her for discrimination.

    In small claims court no doubt.
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  2. Have you ever read the Unabomber manifesto? It’s great fun
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  3. I tried the same technique with curtain rings and my willy, I figure by 2037 it should be 7" long.
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  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  5. Originally posted by gadzooks Umm…

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You sound frothy.
    I bet you believe a few habibs with box cutters took down the world trade center by them selves, starting a 20 year war over chemical weapons they never found, just to steal oil… you are the retard.

    Originally posted by Fox Yes that’s exactly what happened?

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby No its not. I bet you also think that the roswell crash was just weather balloons.. lmao you're really dumb.
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Archer513 My legs and that “chics” legs look exactly alike in hairyness.lolz

    are you a turkish taxi driver
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  7. Do you know those super sober people whose hardest drinking is like 2 and a half cups of wine on Christmas? Something happens in their life that's even moderately good, like a new episode of a show comes out, or their burger has guacamole on it or some shit, and they get RIDICULOUSLY excited and happy, and just seem to totally be in the moment?

    What the fuck is their deal
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  8. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Yeah I'm Dave. Larry Legend was a white basketball player I always liked growing up. Picking this name for a site named niggasin.space made my childlike mind rejoice.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Obviously you need to get absolutely shit housed and drive to her place to surprise her. She'll be so flattered she'll dump her boyfriend on the spot and fly to Vegas with you to get married that same day.
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  10. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by gadzooks I know… But what does that mean?

    Why does she think of me when she's drunk?

    I think about her literally every day, and even moreso when drunk.

    So do I attribute the same motives to her as I do to myself?

    She’s getting the feels when she drinks, just like you. It’s obvious she’s thinking about you.
    Can’t say her motives are the same as yours, but she IS thinking about you.
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  11. Originally posted by gadzooks We actually [strike]fucked[/strike] made Holy Communion a bunch of times back in the day.

    And no voicemail.

    She's actually over a decade younger than me, too.

    Her generation don't talk into their handheld communication devices all that much.

    Oh wait, this is THAT girl? You need to kill the boyfriend and profess your undying love.
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  12. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    No matter your doubts, no matter what she says in contradiction, this woman wants you and that must be your dogma. Probably for sinister purposes, though I'm sure it would be exciting. It's up to you, just don't give up all of your power to a woman. Give up your power to drugs.

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  13. Originally posted by gadzooks I love her and she is both my Rosalind and Juliet

    And your Karen???
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks She lives like three towns over.

    There must be more convenient sources of sugar.

    By borrow a cup of sugar I meant she wants you to fuck her in the ass.
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  15. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You live here in the US, right? And he knows a lot more than you do. You're just talking out of your ass.
    I wish she would just post that sexy lil thang she’s working with instead. 😋❤️ *tiger growls*
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Let's all get COVID and die together.

    If everyone's dead, then nobody has to mourn.


    Join me.

    http://www.vhemt.org
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  17. Octavian motherfucker
    GAZOOKS! C'MON DOWWWWN


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  18. Originally posted by gadzooks too optimistic; didn't read

    Oh trust me, I know your outlook on women/relationships lol.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Gotta make them dollar bills y'all



    Originally posted by CASPER
    Originally posted by tr1pl3_thr3@t Gotta make them dolla dolla bills y'all

    ftfy

    Cash Rules Everything Around Me
    C.R.E.A.M., get the money
    Dolla, dolla bill y'all

    ftfy
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  20. Archer513 African Astronaut




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