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Posts That Were Thanked by gadzooks

  1. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Still triggered.

    Captain Falcon is nothing if not a retard.
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  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    can u jerk it now?
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  3. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Archer513







    Originally posted by Archer513



    Here ya go Gadzooks. I present to you, Ape Kong, in all her fat and mad fury.
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  4. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    and DON"T you forget it little nigga
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  5. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Dictionary


    pole·cat

    /ˈpōlˌkat/

    noun

    noun: polecat; plural noun: polecats; noun: European polecat; plural noun: European polecats

    a weasel-like Eurasian mammal (genus Mustela, family Mustelidae ) with mainly dark brown fur and a darker mask across the eyes, noted for ejecting a fetid fluid when threatened.

    •North American
    another term for skunk.
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks I still have a pic from when I got my ass beat.

    It was some stupid drunken bar brawl.



    I even ended up with a chick in my bed that very night.

    We didn't fuck, because I had ridiculous levels of whiskey dick, but still…

    Being able to take an ass whoopin' with some dignity is beta as fuck.

    lmao you got your ass handed to you. I usually don't get my ass beat unless I'm kicking my own ass. Last year around this time I was drunk at work and smoked my managers vape pen and told him I was going to the store to get chicken.. and fucking almost hit by a car but jumped a curb cycling and just remember flying, it was fucked up, I left bike there and walked to work with these 2 girls screaming at me to lay down, just all bloody and shit

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  7. 🐿 African Astronaut
    Daddyissues had to put a restraining order on Matthew for jacking off outside her house in her bushes.
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  8. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Call ur fucking mom tell her scrawny from Toronto says happy mother's day too
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks Oh god oh fuck.

    Someone remind me to call my mom in a few hours.

    It's fucking midnight here right now.

    I might forget to call tho.

    Call ur mum
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  10. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks No.

    I'm not actually an addict.

    I just need alcohol to function.

    I'm a severe addict. I need various drugs to function. I was totally fucking with you. I'm sure you are higher functioning than I am. I'm a brokedick, deadbeat loser, and i hate being alive. I actually admire you and wish I was more like you. You keep it 'cool' and together. You're easy- going, and let things roll off your back. May you live long and prosper, Gadzooks. Don't let this douchebucket get you down.
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  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung Zooks how drunk are u already? Are you ever gonna decide to grow up and fulfill your potential?
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  12. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    MAKE SURE TO WISH YOUR MOTHER A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY YOU STUPID SAPPY SLUTS!
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  13. Originally posted by gadzooks When I'm drunk I would fuck like half of the DH chicks.

    But I have little to no idea what any of them really look like so it's a very strange impulse.

    What if they're only pretending to be women????? Then ur jerkin it to guys hahaha
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  14. Cathay Coof African Astronaut [the ariled affirmatory basinet]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I wish I could exchange my privilege for some liquor or some pussy.

    Actually, both would be kinda nice.

    I have a feeling that if you write a letter to Black Jesus Barack Obama and leave it on your locker, the privilege fairy will leave a bottle of liquor under your pillow tonight.
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  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    drunk dick doesnt count
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    They definitely know how to face plant and I'm sure their real pros at taking it up the ass while you smoosh their face into the pillows

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  17. Originally posted by gadzooks Holy shit… Did I?

    Don’t worry gadz ... it’s no big thang 😂
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    you met in public never knowing before and you and they had an attraction for one another. your eyes kept meeting and you smiled to one another. and instead of nothing happening like my entire lifes tory in countless times this happened sex somehow happened in your life thst night or thst dsy? Or does this only happen withg ays or lezbians but no actual women? meaning do hetero women always play nard tog et and act like they dont want or need sex and need you to nuy them shit like dinner first?
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  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I don’t actually know anything about this because I’m working from fragments of vague childhood memories rather than data, and I'm not sure what to query. Hopefully, you get the jive of what I'm putting down.

    You've seen it and felt it, it's always there, and it means something in the context of your life—of all life, and maybe outside of that too. So something in your perception entails vividly the perception of something else that you can't begin to conceive, let alone communicate. Essential to its character is an ambiguous existential correspondence.

    For this example, I'll do my best with the privilege of retrospect. When I was very young, looking at the sky might've provoked a vivid internal experience: in my memory, a portrait of rainbow fish scales, glistening and resonating not unlike the lazy hum of Tibetan singing bowls shining under a high coastal sun. I immediately recognized this to be the ethereal flavor of my childhood consciousness, and I always had the intuition that it was impermanent.

    I've come to like calling it early semantic processing signification, as my working hunch is that this is a normal and deceptively simple presentation of a semantic childhood synesthesia which perhaps renders fluidly its most basic concept.

    Please describe yours in as much detail as possible. We have a phenomenological opportunity here to situate our naughtiest, most elusive qualia in a context of gnosis and your neglect won't be forgiven.

    And of course, if you can in any way simplify this for me, expose an error, or point me to wherever in the world this is a studied phenomenon, please share.

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  20. rabbitweed African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks Come back over…

    No gadzooks my asshole still really hurts.

    Oh you mean her. nvm
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