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Posts by gadzooks

  1. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box wow, you guys really are niggers

    I know you are but what am I?

  2. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I think Rizzo may just be a lonely soul, wandering the desert seeking salvation.

    I give you water to drink, Rizzo.

    I extend my hand to you, to give you the warmth and friendship you so desperately seek.
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Some girls, feel best in the tiny dresses.
    Some girls, never wear sweat pants, looking like a princess.
    Some girls, kiss new lips every single night, they're stayin up late cuz they just celebrating life.


    That's you Rizzo.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's more like "I smoke meth and have a secret rape dungeon just for Rizzo."
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box you're a pedophile and a faggot

    I am rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.



  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah all russians have to die too

    You just hate everyone.

    Well aren't you a delight.
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box because you're a fag and all fags must die

    Um... Pretty sure you're the one telling me to "bend over".

    I think you might be the "fag".

    A snitch and a fag, you will enjoy prison a little too much.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ lemme see that prison purse

    Rizzo will hand his over voluntarily and enthusiastically.

    He may even pre-lube just out of common courtesy.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah and i sold you out to the feds, enjoy prison buddy

    For what, exactly?

    Congratulations on implicating yourself as a snitch, and all, but what exactly did you snitch on me for?
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box enjoy prison

    lolwut?

    You're the one wearing a snitch jacket.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box bend over faggot

    You may just be gayer than homosexuality itself.

    They need another letter on the LGBTQ train just for you.
  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box lanny im reporting you to congress

    Snitch.
  13. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box wow you think im skilled at insulting people, just goes to show how dumb you are. you're not a dick? no you're a pussy

    Don't care either way.
  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box HELLOOO??? can anyone hear me???

    No.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box gadzooks you have to be the worst person on this site at insulting people or even basic banter. im kind of concerned you might be a woman.

    I don't typically insult people, because I'm not a dick.

    You might be skilled at insulting people, but that's why you and I are of an entirely different breed.
  16. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box imagine you eat all these drugs to have a transcendent experience and all you can figure out to do is grind your hand against your stargate

    Oh enlightened one, bestow us with some of that wisdom you so carefully guard.
  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box jerking off is for degenerate chimps like you that should never even have access to mushrooms

    Oh I'm sure you're just drowning in pussy.

    The only box you find yourself in resembles is a hairy dude's anus.
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box wow my posts are literally being deleted by lanny because they're too dope.

    Nah, you just lack flavor.

    It's all good. You'll learn to deal with it.

  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box lmao dirty chimps jerking themselves off in a haze while they madly hallucinate that they exist. im so sad i dont belong to the rarified crowd of absolute dipshits. very sad I did not make the cut. maybe next year.

    Oh, and how, pre tel, do you jerk off? With a diamond-coated serviette and Saudi oil for lube?
  20. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    Careful now... You might just send Rizzo into a homoerotic frenzy.

    Which he'd enjoy, of course.
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