2024-07-16 at 11:46 PM UTC
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Sick for 4 weeks
Hope you feel better Fluplats
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2024-07-16 at 11:32 PM UTC
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WARIAT OR WARCRY EXPOSED
Idk what’s exposed here. People are gonna see this and still love the man. He’s just a fucking rock star
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GARDEN GNOMCE
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2024-07-16 at 10:46 AM UTC
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Woodstock was Racist
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Everyone who was at Woodstock is probably dead or has got some form of advanced dementia.
Have a good day.
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2024-07-16 at 7:06 AM UTC
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Woodstock was Racist
Some people keep attacking their own.
Whatever race I am, people who attack their own aren't part of it.
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2024-07-16 at 4:53 AM UTC
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Sick for 4 weeks
Originally posted by Fonaplats
I felt a bit better today.
Good enough to eat a little and play some video games.
It's a rough night though, as I'm out on the couch wide awake.
My breathing is worse…
If I exhale much my lungs start making horrible noises and I start coughing a lot of flem.
If I inhale too much I cough too.
So I've got this little bit of my lungs I can use.
I was going to go to work tomorrow but that's today already and I'm running out of time for rest.
And tbh the extreme heat and poor ventilation (our exhaust fans have been "broken" all year, probably because my boss is cheap) will exhasterbate my pneumonia.
I'm probably going for that X-ray tomorrow so they can tell me how bad it is.
I don't wanna die of sepsis or some shit.
You have Pneumonias if your lungs are making a crackling sound when you breath out.
You need to go to ER and get Anti-Biotics right away. the other thing is when you get home is to just run the hot water in the shower without getting in. and breathe the steam for 10 minutes or until you run out of steam and hot water. try coughing as much of the phlegm out. get an expectorant like Mucinex or some shit.
Get the pneumonia shots when you get over this. they have the 16 variety or some shit.
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2024-07-15 at 3:44 AM UTC
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Word of the day
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2024-07-13 at 6:16 PM UTC
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Kafka has rejected me
Originally posted by Dirtbag
If you show up round here again I'll kill you.
Originally posted by Dirtbag
Where does it say I'm going to kill any of you?
Originally posted by Donald Trump
Would you come to the theme park with us? You might have fun on some of the roller coasters.
Originally posted by Dirtbag
You don't invite someone who's threatened to kill you to a theme park
You guys, if I suddenly disappear, you know I got bitch made by Kafka and you have my permission to piss on my corpse.
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I sincerely hope she beats your ass again when she gets out of county.
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2024-07-07 at 7:05 PM UTC
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Kafka DOESN'T LIKE DICK
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Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
In a small town mildly bleak.
Lived a man named Fonaplats, meek
He spent his days in a drug-induced haze
Doing heroin in a neverending craze
He would take pictures of his poop
And suck big black dick to get his goop.
Of fellow addicts to give him a high
With each passing day, he would slowly die
But one fateful day, he hit bridge bottom
Realizing his life was filled with sorrow and boredom
He made the decision to get clean
And turned his life around to be seen
He bought his girlfriend Chell a couch
A symbol of his newfound self-doubt
No longer wasting his money on useless things
He started to spread his financial wings
Fona became a good friend to all
Despite his past, he always stood tall
He shared his story of recovery
And became an inspiration to many
Now a successful father and employed
He no longer feels all paranoid
He plays video games all night long
And shows others that they too can be strong
A role model to men in need
Fona proves that with determination and deed
One can overcome the darkest of days
And live a fulfilling life in many ways
So here's to Fonaplats, a nigga reborn
From a loser to a winner, not to be torn
May his story inspire others to see
That change is possible, for you and for me
I look up to Fona and his journey
His resilience and strength, like a jedi attorney
I strive to be like him in many ways
But with better spending habits for all my days.
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2024-06-23 at 5:51 PM UTC
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Fona Goes to Tawas City
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
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2024-06-23 at 5:47 PM UTC
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Fona Goes to Tawas City
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
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2024-06-21 at 3:24 PM UTC
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Im a white supremest now
I support everything white, white only. Im getting a swastika tattoo one day
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2024-06-03 at 1:05 PM UTC
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My second cat
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
cats are hard to get in vt unless you pay for them so I been lookin for a cat for over a year and the other day I was checking out a lift next to a barn that looked like i could afford it so I pulled into the driveway to see about it but no one was home except about 30 cats,, so I stopped by 3 or 4 times before catching the peopel home, 2 people standing out on the other side of a car that hadnt been there so as I pull in and get out I see a woman holding a new born, no a bearded man holding a new born and an old woman standing there so I ask a question and the woman holding a new born, no the bearded man holding the new born if the lift was for sale,, I got nothing but a stare back from the woman holding the new born, no the man holding the new born, so I turn to the old woman and ask her
she says its not for sale and I ask if they would rent it out as I'm a painter and need a lift every now and again she says no, so I ask about the cats and if she has kittens she would part with and she says maybe and starts talking to the woman holding the newborn, no it was a bearded man holding the new born but anyways they talk about the different cats /kittens that will be old enough to part with and as they are talking I realize it is a woman and she does have a FULL BEARD and STASH, as realizing this I start to notice how deformed that cats are,, they all look like they were from pet cemetery movie all jacked up and messed the fuk up.
well I have to think daddy would be the only one to love the bearded woman to impregnate her, or maybe her brother but no free man in his right mind would tap that shit for fear of getting seen.. anyways I'm thinking I don't need one of those cats
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Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
bitch please lol
tell us about your Fetlife profile
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I'm gonna be studying mathematics over and over again in preparation for my first exam on Friday.
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