2024-09-10 at 11:47 PM UTC
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Fona's Cancer CT Scan
Originally posted by Kafka
I knew you were a hopeless case after your rape threats but glancing over your last message you've asked for it now and will find out. I can be creative c:
I feel like you've been warming up to me lately :) & I appreciate it!!!!
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Originally posted by Bradley
also as always I ask whiney white people
what Uganda do about it???????
You are a whiney white Wisconsinite
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Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
People that use parking brakes also sit down when they pee
People who say this have no vehicle and also their girlfriends have a penis.
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The entire town is begging the government to do something about it? I’m sure it’s all just xenophobia and maga propoganda…
Land of the free, folks.
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2024-09-09 at 4:49 PM UTC
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Fona's Cancer CT Scan
I hope you’re alright fona. Cancer is no fun :c
I’m here if you need anything, although I’m not sure what some random internet faggot can really do to help.
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Let me know when you test the toughbook
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Thanks again for inviting me fona. I got to play air cars for the Atari jaguar and eat at the fanciest restaurant Chicago has to offer! Not to mention meeting some of the coolest NiS members this side of the Mississippi
And in a shocking twist of events, nobody got molested!
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2024-09-06 at 10:49 AM UTC
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Why did mohammed ban gambling?
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
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Here’s the plan, we’re gonna rob the bank that’s right in down town Chicago. Fona will be the driver, posing inconspicuously as a worker. KoF will be the demolitions man, i of course will orchestrate the whole thing and we’ll be in and out in 45 seconds.
Fellas, after this one we’ll never have to rob another sperm bank in our lives.
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I’ve been a member of this lovely community for several days now, and I’ve been met with an influx of both warm hospitality and cold, bitter rejection.
I’ll start with the good
BradleyB : The first to reach out, and by far the friendliest. I feel as though we’ve really connected on a spiritual level, we’re both handsome hung men who are trying to get over our primal urges (fucking niggers and men) he inspires me time and time again. 9/10
Fonaplats : a true gentleman and scholar, lover of good music, and overall friend. Also one of the first to reach out to me, and was even kind enough to invite me into a group chat full of people that tolerate bradley. 10/10
KingOfFrogs : Was mostly suspicious of me at first, but generally hospitable and welcoming. As he is a pretty boring guy I don’t have much else to say about him. 8/10
Honorable mentions
Wariat : has generally left me alone except to ask me if I’m HTS. 4/10
Now for the bad
Candyrein : Constantly obsessed with me, making long elaborate posts about me in her thread, and won’t stop dming me to ask if she can run away with me. 6/10
Kafka, scron, frala, and others who aren’t even worth mentioning : very rude and inhospitable, accusing me of being an existing member of the forum, and calling me a liar and other filthy names. 5/10
Generally, I’d say the experiences and interactions I’ve had on this website have been both impactful and profound. Thank you all for having me, and god bless you all.
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Let me preface this by saying I have the high pain tolerance that comes with anyone that has a degenerative disease so when I say something hurts, I promise like it is hard.
Bruh so I've been pretty lucky since April 2023 to not even have minor injuries, like god bless you know. And yesterday it was raining and my university has these like terra cotta looking tiles outside and when I say like this was a bad decision in rainy southern florida I really mean that was a bad decision.
WHen it rains these lil bitches get super slippery. I mean they look nice but they're like not pavement, they're like bathroom flooring. So Anyway, I had this bag of meart (see Look at how much meat I got - thread in Oral Indulgences) but basically it was like 10 cans and i had that in a purse style resuable grocery bag + my backpack on with water, laptop, sweatshirt, and all my school supplies.
So I'm walking out of school and I slip but I catch myself cuz i'm from WIsconsin and know how to play on the ice. Bruh idk what happened internally but the weight of all that shit on my right shoulder and the jerkin JERKING of catching myself tore something in my back, thankfully not the spine.
But bruh after this it just kept getting worse, and worse, and worse. So about 7 hours later I'm trying to lay in bed and like it hurts to breathe LOL and i'm like oh shit this is fucked, I can't lay on any of my sides and get comfortable. So I talk on Telegram (Fonaplats made a new room for everyone that likes me!!!!) and I spend the next 3 hours talking to people, when I laugh it hurts, when I move my body around it hurts, when I adjust the pillows it hurts.
So Crispy needed help with her late night geometry homework and I was like ok ok ok cuz I like helping my friends and it gets my mind off stuff. Hey goo dnews!!!! I remembe rmost of the geometry principles despite it being 16 years since I took the class!!!
Ata bout 3 I decided to take the first pain pills (2 ibuprophen) becasue I really am afraid of turning out like all my adDICKted friends to opiates so I don't even relaly like taking tylenol.
I slept 5 hours and I wok eup and my body hurts, like it stilll hurts a lot but it feels like it's going away
God bless everybody that likes me!!!
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Originally posted by Bradley
Your wife looks like an ugly man.
I think he looks dashing
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2024-09-03 at 12:34 PM UTC
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NiS' Least Wanted.
Originally posted by Enigma
Is bradb that funny guy with the big dick? I'd always be docking
Giggling too if my dick was that big
No, that was Bill Krozby, he died.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Kafka is a derp kid
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2024-08-30 at 8:16 PM UTC
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Why Having A Penis RULES!
1: You can fuck people, that's cool.
2: You can whip out your dick and shoot piss everywhere and anywhere you want, you don't have to wipe either. Are you drunk and need to piss in at a Denny's at 3AM, Go to the dumpster whip out your cock and piss really quick.
3: You can put food on your erect cock, bend your cock downwards, and let go to fling it into your mouth like a slingshot.
4: You can slap people with your dick.
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2024-08-30 at 5:26 AM UTC
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Dead By Daylight
I've played a lot of killer but virtually no survivor, so me and fona are both learning
I'm mostly just trying and failing to use head-on to burst out of lockers and jumpscare the killers
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2024-08-29 at 10:06 PM UTC
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Dead By Daylight
Originally posted by Bradley
This thread was made by a 40 year old child.
kicked out of the gaming group for being too gay LMAO
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Ah yes,
the joys of ecstasy tablet for £2
8 cans of lager for £5
20 cigarettes for under £10
And getting a job for one month, getting the first pay check and then disappearing for the next two.
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
No actually computers were worse because people were still tied to the ultimate cuck peripheral, The Mouse. The invention of "THE COMPUTER MOUSE" came as a shock to the market and was seen as useless as snapchat face enhancements today. Why would anyone ever need such a useless thing when 100% of computers can be used perfectly fine without a mouse?
The market created a "problem" that could only be "solved" by having a mouse. They started developing software that would only work if you bought a mouse, if you didn't have a mouse how would you do 3D gaming? Or complex art?
The truth is those things never required a mouse. Fast forward to 2024 and 90% of internet users today are not using a mouse, a growing number of youth have existed without ever touching a mouse and only using ipads. Teenagers in the 90's and early 2000s were not interested in computer technology and programming, or the internet, people were more interested in sports but eventually the "nerds inherited the world"
The reality is that are ipad zoomers coding python programs on their tablet right now and they will go on to be the titans of the future.
The computer mouse was a mistake, and everytime I have a zoomer trying to touch a computer monitor (and I see it all the time) I feel that we should have stopped with keyboards and made people adjust.
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Originally posted by Fonaplats
Are you visiting Kinkou?
Yea. Fucked her senseless.
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