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2019-02-27 at 8:46 PM UTC in And I need you
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2019-02-27 at 8:45 PM UTC in Where did you go to college?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I had a nasty motorcycle accident in Macclesfield after a chick I was trying to bang refused to give me a good night kiss after I'd drove her home, I still have the road rash scars…some new bypass that was opened in around ummm '92 or so.
The cop interviewing me at the hospital (as they scrubbed the road gravel out of my wounds) said "how fast were you going"…I said "45"…he said "We measured the the scraping on the NEW road surface at 273 ft and the blood trail was 74ft…don't tell me you were doing 45"
He let me off with a warning in the end because no one else was involved and said "Don't come to my town again".
The upside was the chick felt guilty and blamed herself and bestowed her body on me, the downside was I was wrapped up in fucking bandages and couldn't take advantage of the gift for 6 weeks.
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2019-02-27 at 8:42 PM UTC in Guess each others real names
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2019-02-27 at 8:41 PM UTC in And I need youAnd i miss you
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2019-02-27 at 8:39 PM UTC in They didnt have my brand of hard cider in the shopFrosty jacks, made with -70% apples....its probably never aeen an apple
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2019-02-27 at 8:34 PM UTC in Tomorrow i will begin my new lifeC u tommorow
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2019-02-27 at 8:29 PM UTC in Where did you go to college?Macclesfield.
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2019-02-27 at 8:29 PM UTC in If I could fall into the sky?I actually wrote the song for her
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2019-02-27 at 8:27 PM UTC in Scampi friesScampi fries
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2019-02-27 at 8:27 PM UTC in Post a pic of a female family member for me to masturbate overThot
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2019-02-27 at 2:50 PM UTC in I think this is dumber than a bag of rocks...Niggers
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2019-02-27 at 2:49 PM UTC in Official meat farts threadHad a load of meat last night, been doing someone me goof farts.
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2019-02-27 at 2:30 PM UTC in Is touching small girls a game?folks?
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2019-02-27 at 2:24 PM UTC in Post a pic of a female family member for me to masturbate overYiu first
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2019-02-27 at 2:11 PM UTC in going from being a non functional drug addict to a functional drug addictIm not reading all that shit
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2019-02-27 at 2:05 PM UTC in Im 43% drunk atmBlood tests an shit.
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2019-02-27 at 1:50 PM UTC in Im 43% drunk atmFuck you
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2019-02-27 at 1:40 PM UTC in Official Dick Pic ThreadYour mothers a dick.
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2019-02-27 at 12:51 PM UTC in Have you ever had an art attack?When you start drawin and paintin an shit
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2019-02-27 at 12:12 PM UTC in I missed enter7
