Originally posted by Grimace
Remember LOGIC? That cunt was psycho. She fucked like, half the forum and even tried sinking her fangs into me. She was gonna buy my plane ticket to come out there and plow her box. Hah!
She TRAUMATIZED me with that raw pussy. I was SO inexperienced, like 18 years old, and she put that pussy on me like the DEVIL.
She put on a Mitch Hedburg album and told me to focus on the JOKES while she SLID up and down my cock!
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CandyBooty style post, this is my favorite song as of late, it's like Nice for What part 2.
Still livin' large as I aim for the stars (heart emoji) I'm a BreadWinner don and I came from the slums (fart emoji) I got a stain on my arm, weather through the storm (eggplant emoji) If I tell you that I love you then you can't do nothin' wrong ~~~
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Originally posted by CandyRein
Iβve got all the questions Youβve got all the answers
You done took my heart Holding it for ransom ππππππ
We donβt wanna never end We donβt want πππ
Lol are you typing this out for some dude you've known for like 60 days and he be taking selfies with his gray beard and wireless headphones while he be working at UPS on Saturday.
He has 2 kids with his BM and still be fuckin on her but not the kids. And you're OK with it cause you are CANDYBOOOTY!!!
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My cat got me thru some tough times like 6 years ago when I found her. I was considering an hero but my cat needed me. I found her digging in the trash and gave her some turkey while I was drinking Four Loko then she became a frequent visitor. I never cared for cats. I decided to keep her when one day I slept til like 2 PM through her meows at the door and she had to shit. She jumped in the bathtub to poop instead of just doing it on the carpet. So considerate. Bought a litter box after that.
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-Mom was being a bitch (to her 30 year old son) -Decided to ditch work for a drunken countryside drive -Took a turn too fast -Ended up in some brush -Immediately is called into the police (LOL you should have taken pics) -...Opens a beer on the side of the road? -You're getting billed for the ambulance, nigga -5 hours at the hospital -Cried to the doctor -Is prescribed 20x 5mg Valium -Has to pay ~$5k for 20 Valium -LOL you're gonna take like 2 yrs probation over a month in jail coming of age experience.
Oh Actor, this is hilarious if true
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Originally posted by Lanny
One of the dirtiest parts of the body, frequently smell unpleasant, wierd alien morphology which is only a twisted analogy to the more familiar hands, formed in such a way that makes the space between toes difficult to clean relative the the form of the hand and likely home to a ton of bacteria. Not hating, if that's your thing more power to you, but the hygiene thing is what I find unattractive about feet.
Dude, feeling smooth soles on your cock is awesome. Toes playing with your balls, etc.
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Blacked out on Xanax and booze, literally just made it back to a friend's house when a cop rolls by and I decided to wave from the driveway to seem less suspicious.
Cop decides to pull up right to me and see what I'm doing when I explain I'm just going inside for the night all slurred. He GAYLY sits me in the cop car with the door open and I jump out and am immediately tackled and faceplanted. I may have called him a bitch ass nigga or something as well.
Ended up getting a resisting charge along with a PI.
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Originally posted by Lanny
I could but like resetting passwords based on me thinking two accounts belong to the same person is a pretty garbage security practice, it means you could lose your account if someone was able to convince me they were you and I reset your password for them.
Just don't use a fake email address and your problem is solved, it doesn't have to be your personal account, just one you can get access to in the future.
Lol it's just Acter dude
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