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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost I was playing city skylines and I made a pillow fort around the computer and it had a sign that said "NO THOTS ALLOWED"

    Lol you be rubbing Twist's ass in the bed! HAHAH!!
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  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks If I knew that it were possible for you to convey to me the methods I would have to undertake to achieve a similar scenario, I would do so.

    But on the strata of dudes and their love/sex lives, I am right at the second to bottom rung.

    Sadly, I have but one source of solace is in the solidarity of single individuals throughout the digital sphere.

    I end up lurking Incel forums, because on the one hand, I can relate in a certain way, but of course on the other, they are (generally) some pretty antisocial pricks.

    But it's like the only rung below me.

    I've had sex, I've just never had meaningful sex that lasted any longer than a session or two.

    :(

    Man my coworker is a huge incel he kinda insinuated he's inexperienced but the other day he told me all about incel philosophy while I was frying on acid. It's so fuckin lame but also kinda true, the women I'm actually into have always destroyed me but at least they give me the pussy.

    His worldview is totally fucked but mine surely would be no better in his shoes
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  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by kush_blunt I inhaled 3 puffs with my brother today of 1 marijuana joint. we went to the dollar store. Ama

    I be in them trenches, stay with the mentions, cartier lenses, can't see my enemies
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  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    i think i already replied to this thread but last night, as i lay there, drunk & smoking a bowl, i realized that i'm way happier alone than with someone that i don't really really like a lot. and while the girl i'm seeing right now is pretty cool i don't really want a relationship with her due to some traits i can already see in her.. even though i might be making it seem that way. i'm gonna get real honest on date #5 and she'll be convinced to want to stop seeing me then i'll have a clear conscience. i don't get guys that want to hit it and quit it once, i don't really like the sex much until the 2nd or 3rd time. is that just a stereotype? do people really mean hit it 2-5 times then quit it?
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  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I candyflipped yesterday and felt really close to everyone I spoke with but now that shit has gone away lol
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  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Greatest weekend ever man.
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  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I fw you CandyBooty
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  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I know that dude..
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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop I usually just ask people if they "wanna go fast?" Usually by repeating it again they get the metaphor but I suppose it's really not a metaphor is it?

    Them niggas on Craigslist with the extra fast sk8s do be goin hard.
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  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I wouldn't mind some crack right now. It has such a bad stigma, also I've seen really fucked up crackheads! I don't recouperate from drugs as well in my later 20s either
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  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I used to smoke crack when I was 18. I'd mix it with Xanax or Klonopin and that would make it to where I could run out of it and already be chill with it.

    Meth is that god tier drug that is now shit to me, it's only fun if you can do it all the time and have no responsibility (which destroys your life).

    Past few times I did it I'd do it Friday during/after work, then spend Saturday all paranoid and shit, get some sleep then just be depressed as fuck Sunday & Monday. If I have any at all in the house I just can't resist it. Also can't get a boner on that shit to save my life but gain the ability to smooth talk women.
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    What if I buy this grill and then I get clowned one day in public and am embarrassed to wear it from then on?

    Of course that won't happen! People don't say shit to someone with a bottom grill!!
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  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I have a personal theory that GP doctors will be exposed for not knowing anything in a few generations.
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    My money be making me dance.. I don't make that much but it's really good to me.
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  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I ain't got no manners for no slut............. IMA PUT MY THUMB IN HER BUTT!
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  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I sneak hits from a Juul while I be in the jazz club. I'm not wearing a suit, but a cardigan. Feels good man.
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  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I'd clap CandyBootys cheeks so hard I'd leave the room smelling like the seattle fish market
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  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Hold on
    I'm out that North, my niggas out the South
    When I get, that's how you know to put the spot, lil' bitch, yeah
    Fuck you in your booty then I kick you out
    That slime shit, that rhyme shit, I blow a nigga down
    Straight out the cell, bitch I'm out my mind
    I got a million for every nigga want a slice of mine
    And all my niggas keep them pistols, we ain't wasting time
    These niggas, around my set and then these niggas dyin'
    Now look here
    Ready for Glizzy to go back to Jefe 2, wait
    Probably on that Law 3, but shit, nigga what up
    I'm thuggin' in this bitch and I'ma cut up
    And when it's steppin' we gon', a nigga the fuck up, believe that
    Meezy, what it is lil' bitch?
    You heard me, I'm waitin' on Glizzy, Glizzy be gettin' too high
    Man I'm just coolin', I'm waitin' on him, you heard me?
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Mythighslookslikethenightsky6969 was my favorite. Now I can't go to town... Great
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  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Meth houses with all dudes are always the same there's always some stupid drama involving groups of people and everyone working against each other and ALWAYS some geeked out white dude in the back just freestyle rapping about meth while all of this is going on.

    Years ago, I had this 30 year old white dude play his mixtape for me in his room while coming down hard waiting on dude to return with our dope. I had to walk past his extremely disappointed father in an armchair in the living room to get to his room. I said hi trying to act normal but that nigga knew his son would only be hanging with another fuckin burnout.

    The dude next to me was showing me porn of like.. below average chicks on his phone.


    Anyway, this mixtape was so bad. He actually had great lo-fi beats but so many talking interludes and horrible bars and flow.
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