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  1. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein If he’s the one, he’ll love me enough to understand how important it is for me to wait

    If not then he’s not the one..

    That's bullshit CandyBooty
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  2. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Item 9 Yeah the goverment did it blahdy blah, but all that aside, does 9/11 just seem… "surreal" to any of you? Its like… the twin towers were there that whole time, I never saw them with my own eyes, but niw they"re gone and I'll never see them…but I have seem them, a shitload of pictures and shit, I know em like the back of my hand.

    Hell yeah that shit was weird. Looking back it never seemed real at all. It changed so much as well, but those days were so long ago now.
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  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I done did it.

    Lol LSD you're in savage mode since you came from jail.

    She texted you like "thanks for the burrito"

    Then you were all like "want to have sex even though you're my roommates ex on drug court?"
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  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I don't believe in medical devices cuz i watched a documentary on netflix. I would take random hormones and metals to prevent my jizz from being pewtent
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  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    do you have a regular persons life now, fam?
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  6. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    One time I googled one of my old coworkers and found out he punched a female parking meter attendant back when he lived in Chicago and made the news
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  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery I know her from group counseling for drug court. I was leaving and said I was fucking hungry, and she was like OOH get me a 5-layer, and I said I'll think about it. And I showed up at the end of that group I missed and gave it to her. She thanked me and was all smiles, and I said you should give me your number, and she did. I saw her later at the office meeting up with her diversion officer, and she was all smiling and shit, and she thanked me again and said it hit "all the right spots".. "Hit the spot" is one thing, but ALL the right spots? Girl, which ones? I wonder if I'm reading too much into that, but either way she seemed giddy.

    Is she a cute fucked up chick? LSD! LSD!
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  8. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Has anyone laid on CandyReins booty? Is it soft.
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  9. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    There has never been a more relatable meme, in the history of
    “ Relatable Memes”

    I mean just Lit for no reason… but I love them 😒🖤

    CandyRein.. pop that booty for me
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  10. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist and again, i didn't flood his fucking apartment. i don't care how fucking high i was, there's just nothing i could have done that would put that much water on the floor. we're not talking about a couple of litres here, this must have been like 5 to 10 gallons of water that ended up on the floor. you think i've done that while high and not left a single trace of anything, like i've cleaned everything up again while so high i couldn't even remember anything?

    just coz i can't explain this doesn't mean there isn't an explanation. but then i'm no plumber.



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    ...what exactly do you think is NOT possible to do with bulk xanax powder on hand?
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  11. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    When is the next one coming out? Those are good
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by 🐿 I never read thank you notes sent to me.

    You're fucked up
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  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Did anyone even notice I was gone? Fags. Niggers.

    I actually saw an old post of yours the other day and clicked your profile. My first thought was 'probably goin thru some hard times' judging by all the meth references.
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  14. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    One time, my ex pulled a kitchen knife on me and wouldn't let me get to my phone or shoes. I peaced outside with just my car keys, no shoes, no shirt and did a nice 4-5" key job on the back fender of her less than 1 yr old car. Then I burned off.

    Later, we made up and all was well (for then). She noticed like 2 days later and was all upset, so I decided to just take it to my grave. I ran a finger over the key line and shared her dismay with her. She later got in some stupid fender benders and her car looks like shit anyhow. Presumably she is still driving around with that shit. That's my story.
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  15. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    All this made me think is wow, Bill Krozby is SUPER fucked in the head, but the average woman is probably somehow even worse
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  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Jesus christ ^
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  17. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby really must swang his meat too
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  18. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by NARCassist and i've had this cunt for the last 4 weeks or so knocking at my door poncing tobacco at least 3 or 4 times a week. he takes my tobacco then goes grassing on me. the guys a complete cunt, no question.

    how about you have him as a neighbor then?



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    You flooded that nigga though. Maybe call it even?
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Paige be lookin lebanese, stuck up and unconcerned. Also I will always think Paige is a pretty name

    Paige

    Paige

    Paige
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  20. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    How is there a one size fits all answer to this question lol. The most hated person at my job is also by far the biggest brown noser and could never be fired.
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