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2018-06-16 at 3:09 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionDoes anyone have any pictures of heroin on tinfoil in front of a computer screen I really need to see that.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-15 at 8:13 PM UTC in LaterThat's the wrong bus don't get on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-15 at 2:12 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-13 at 9:28 AM UTC in There's something erotic about olives
Originally posted by Lanny Like the taste, the smell, the feeling of eating an olive. It's so sensual, filthy but intoxicating. Dripping with brine, the soft feeling of the soft flesh of the fruit giving way between your teeth, deforming and tearing in your mouth as you chew. A symbol of fertility, the olive is a delicious carnal pleasure connecting dark cannibalistic archetypal clusters with those of sex and creation. The dirty martini sitting on a piano in a midtown bar, the essence of the lonely evening infused with the salty brine and the taboo of alcohol. I want to jerk off with oliveoil now
True story I think my 40 year old roomate stole my bfs expensive olive oil for just that. Who bring olive oil out of their room???
Sorry to kill your mood lanlan.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-09 at 5:53 PM UTC in who here has called the fona fonethe herpaplats line is kind of like a free reverse sex-line where herpaplats is always guaranteed to have a good timeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-09 at 5:18 PM UTC in meth masturbation made my dick biggerThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-09 at 5:14 PM UTC in meth masturbation made my dick biggernot even joking, the base is like super fucking thick now where it was just kinda normalish i guess before. and there's a fat ass vein on the top right side, it's literal junkie porn. it's so tempting to shoot up into it and it would be kind of like a fun challenge because if you miss you're probably going to lose your dick lol. there's also a bunch of smaller veins that are visible and i can press on them and feel the blood pump through.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-09 at 5:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionNot saying this shit dings BUT...this shit dings :
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2018-06-09 at 2:07 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Sober Day #1 SaturdayYour friend looks like he's on that poverty time.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-08 at 4:26 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attentionher legged was hacked off by a guy name chance she met off DH. it was a bloody mess you should seen the pics WE SMOOTH. than a ninja jesus came in and fucked that nigger Chance right up with knumb chucks. so she said. the ninja jesus disappeared in the chicago area never to be seen againThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-07 at 4:03 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention“I heard you say once that a lie is sweet in the beginning and bitter in the end, and truth is bitter in the beginning, and sweet in the end. Is the drug like the lie, and meditation the truth?”The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-06 at 8:51 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-06-01 at 9:14 PM UTC in lol, wiggers were actually a thing.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-01 at 2:36 PM UTC in The moment when I realized every conspiracy theory was rightWhen they fucking buried Bin Laden at Sea man.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Osama_bin_Laden#Handling_of_the_body
That was the moment in my life where my perception of reality broke and it was obvious they just didn't give a fuck who knows that the whole terrorism thing was fake.
How was I ever supposed to believe those ISIS beheading videos?, MAYBE IF THEY DIDN'T BURY BIN LADEN AT SEA I would be able to trust groups like
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SITE_Intelligence_Group
Seriously have you ever watched the beheading videos? NOBODY GETS FUCKING BEHEADED!! ITS FAKE BULLSHIT!!! I grew up on the internet in the early and mid 2000's I have seen one guy one jar, Two dudes one hammer, YMC gore videos, Actual fucking beheadings and extreme brutal shit, US marine videos of them shooting off the legs of children and laughing about it, people torturing and abusing animals, setting cats on fire, child abuse. I have seen some very dark shit and it makes the ISIS videos look like a youtube prank channel.
In my mind ISIS is not some evil jihadi group that kills the innocent for allah and is brutal and sadistic. I picture them more like a bunch of Bankers huddled over a table in a bunker in the middle east somewhere and they are financed by various governments and Murray stands up and says "Alright, these goyim won't know what hit them..."
Seriously Though, How am I not supposed to applaud when someone drives a truck through a crowd of people or bombs and airport or something?.
At least I can actually believe in terrorists because it's real, not some bullshit made up by a bunch of suits trying to trick me.
Who was the fucking idiot that said "Hey guys let bury him at sea, I'm sure this won't start like a million conspiracy theories and make us look sketchy as fuck"
I don't even think anything shady was going on with the whole Bin Laden thing until they decide to bury the body at sea.. that makes me question EVERYTHING I know about global politics from like, the past 100 years, which in turn makes me question a lot of other things and I have spent this entire time becoming more and more disillusioned with the world.
I now believe there are multiple dimensions and basically nothing is real anymore, triangular logic.
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2018-05-30 at 1:55 PM UTC in hitting up my lab partner for herointhis nigga keeps dodging me on the lab i haven't even met him yet and we're supposed to turn the shit in today but haven't done anything on it, i was getting desperate because my mind has just been in straight anxiety and self hatred mode and it's hard to think straight or get anything done. anyways this dude is obviously strung out on something harder than i am so i'm thinking of hitting him up for some heroin or crank since i'm like 80% sure he's on a sick one right nowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 7:46 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 7:12 AM UTC in Grey haired womenMy hair is like 80-90% percent grey and I just turned 30 two weeks ago. Started around 12-13 and has gotten progessively worse especially these last 5-8 years. How a nigga go grey.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 1:52 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by gumbo I think I might get to fire someone today. I already asked to be the one to do it. This guy's a real bitch ass nigga who refuses to listen to instructions from any of the managers. It's gonna be super rewarding.
I would somehow add "Nigga you can't hang. Nigga you ain't gang" into the mix somehow.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-26 at 11:42 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionCasper, I need to find some volunteer work that gives me positive interaction with others and really makes a difference, or would just be a good experience for a depressed severely isolated autist. I know you've done volunteer work.
I really need to get out, connect with people, and do some good. I really do feel good when I help someone and can see that I'm helping them, that they appreciate it.
I don't like having nothing to do 3 days a week except homework/studying and being on a computer all day. This depression has been killing me for years. At least I'll be helping others, even if it doesn't cure me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-24 at 7:40 PM UTC in Ooh look at mee I'm Risir I came back from the deAaEEAdDon't drop my name, nigga.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
