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2018-08-07 at 5:38 AM UTC in Hardest instrument ever?It's actually the alto sax which OBVIOUSLY I played in high school with prowess and esteem. Many a jazz solo to my name that not only made milfs in the crowd show tits they actually a few of em sucked my little pean after the show whole their kids were watching. Haha I remember it like yesterday
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2018-08-03 at 4:05 PM UTC in relationships are weirdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-08-01 at 8:27 PM UTC in relationships are weirdYou grow up in your own head with your own thoughts and that combined with life experiences makes you into a unique person. There are things that everyone has done that were terrible, or that they are ashamed of, that they don't tell anyone, or tell very few people. When you get to know somebody really well, like after living with them, you eventually will become more like each other and some of those things will be shared because of the trust developed. But you can never know what they may not be sharing. There is always a part of everyone inside that is terrible and evil and selfish that they will never reveal 100% to anyone, so the idea of the person you are in a relationship with in your head is not totally accurate. Its a false representation of someone, to some degree, and maybe if you found out who that person really was, your image of them would be different. But at the same time, you are also hiding aspects of yourself. People want to believe that there is someone that legitimately cares about their wellbeing, to feel worthy and cared for because there's always that small voice in the back of everyone's head that tells you that you're a worthless, vile piece of shit, and if you can find someone to tell you that it's ok, it soothes the anxiety and worry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-26 at 1:03 AM UTC in Just had me some nice shardsmeth is actually an incredible drug if you don't go overboard. it's definitely the most versatile drug that you can get into so many different headspaces on and do so many different things that make it awesome in different ways. its just that its so easy to go overboard on and chase the rush. it may actually be impossible not to. but take like 60 mg orally throughout a day and go to work or school or go party and usually you'll have an awesome and unpredictable time. but start smoking it alone in your room and you're going to end up in a downward spiral very quickly
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2018-07-24 at 10:57 AM UTC in starcucks incorperatedThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-24 at 5:39 AM UTC in starcucks incorperated
Originally posted by chzbrgr I only checked this to see if you got home okay last night, but…
First, it's I should have. Second, you only kinda choked me once. You got an enhancement for strangulation on your family violence charge because you stuck your fingers in my throat to stop me from screaming so the cops could hear me outside after you had been attacking me and holding me against my will for over three hours. I'm assuming this second time you're referring to is just when you basically got arrested for the same crime a year later because you were hanging out with me when you shouldn't have been because of the protective order. Yes, you held me against my will and attacked me again, but it wasn't nearly as bad, and I don't remember any choking that time. You did get another charge for unlawful restraint, but there were no secondary charges in relation to strangulation, and believe me, I would've told them if it had happened. Regardless, bragging about "choking me out twice" is dumb af. Maybe I should have done a better job at choking you when I was defending myself in the first attack. I remember being on top of you, my hands squeezing your neck, your teeth covered in blood, your face turning purple. It wouldn't have taken me much longer if I wouldn't have stopped. Even though I was defending myself, I wouldn't have wanted killing you on my conscious, plus I loved you, and there was no real reason why you started fighting me; you were just really drunk. Physically, I messed you up worse than you did me, so I wouldn't be so boastful.
Yeah, you talked through not only the trailers, but an hour into the movie after I had told you multiple times to be quiet. The guy in front of us was visibly annoyed by you (and therefore, us). You're the one who wanted to go to the movies… Maybe you just wanted to take me so you could slobber on me and feel me up in a dark theater, but that doesn't really work when you go to a popular new movie on a weekend night. And, I actually wanted to see that movie, so you not only were annoying the people around us, but also me. Then, for some reason, you thought it was okay to make some joke about jedis that was not relevant at all. I thought, okay, maybe that's it, he got his vulgar, bigotted comment out and he'll shut up for the rest of the movie… but NO. You fucking YELLED the word "retard" so loud that everyone in the whole fucking theater could hear. Who the fuck does that? Sometimes… I feel sorry for you because it's apparent that you have multiple afflictions such as Asperger's, Tourette's, Bipolar Disorder, Paranoid Schizophrenia… but the fact that you're aware of at least some of these things, and aware that these things make you a complete and utter asshole, and you don't seek any treatment or do anything about it, makes you completely and totally deserve every repercussion of your actions. I've always been sorry for the things I have done to you, including ditching you at the theater without a ride, but I've never been sorry for WHY I did those things. They were reactionary to the things you were doing to me, and you deserved them.
And I bet you like my nose ring and tattoo… And my tattoo is only covered up my my arm fat when I fully flex my arm… which would happen to anyone with it's placement regardless of how fat they are. It was put in an inconspicuous place intentionally.
How does not shaving my arm pits = me lying about going to the gym? That doesn't make any damn sense. I have been going to the gym. That's where I went straight after I left you at the movies. I told you I had to go Sunday night or Monday morning before work and that's why I wasn't going to stay overnight with you. I've been going to the gym to work on strengthening the right muscles to realign my pelvis and rehabilitate my low back to prevent getting severe spasms like I used to. I stopped shaving my armpits because my skin is sensitive and it's painful for me. I'd rather have a patch of soft hair there than a rash of pimples and pustules. Plus it's fun to pet. Same with my pussy. It isn't shaved either. You were definitely on drugs the other night.
And I don't weigh any more or less than I did the last time you saw me. I may have bloated up because the only thing you fed me the nights we got together was lasagna, potato salad, Takis, beer, sugar-laden malt liquor, chips, and candy. I'm insulin resistant and carbs fuck me up, especially when I haven't had them in a while, which I have been limiting. We talked about this at the movies.
Regardless of how much I weigh, I'm still a desirable bitch. You still want to fuck me after all these years of fighting and getting arrested and being on probation and not talking to me for two years… And I think you and I both know I'm much better looking than I was the last time you saw me. You told me the other night how pretty I was and that was after I slobbered all over your cock, had snot on my face and smeared my mascara. And of course, WITH my hairy pits and pussy. ;) Not to mention you still have a pic of me in your fap folder that I sent you two years ago.
And yeah, I wish you and I could be friends too, but you've never been a friend to me. Only a lover and an enemy. You can never chill and be in between; you've always gotta have your hands on me. The only times you've been nice or good to me were for your own benefit and even that was limited. Sometimes holding me down and kicking me was better for you. I've always told you this, and this will probably always be true - there will always be a place in my heart for you… if not that, I at least won't ever forget you… but you are too much to handle. You're an unruly child. You used to be a conquest for me. I wanted you to turn good because of me. I wanted to show you a good life and you quit your shit. But you just took advantage of me, and I was too young and naive to realize it until it was too late. Life has gotten better for me without you in it. The golden energy in my soul that you sucked dry has been replenished. I've paid off debt. I've raised my credit score. I bought a new car. I have good friends that take care of me. I'm happy. I love myself. I love my job. I've gotten a promotion and a couple raises and getting on salary in a couple months and another considerable raise at the beginning of next year. I'm taking a vacation next month. I'll be able to afford my own place when my lease is up. My skin is better. I can make my pussy squirt. And there are many who love to watch it and tell me how pretty and perfect it is. All my lovers since have treated me well, taken me out to dinner, licked my pussy, fucked me and made me cum at least three times before they did. I have one now that begs for my attention and his eyes roll in the back of his head and brain turns to mush with every word I speak (his words). And that's even AFTER I poured a menstrual cup full of blood into his mouth. I have another that told me I was wife material just last night. I am adored. More people admire me and want to worship me than I can actually handle. You don't know me. You've never fucking known me. And it's all because you never bothered. You made everything about you. I am great. And wonderful. And beautiful. And powerful. And you'll never be able to know it. And it's best that you don't. Because I will fuck you up.
The only reason why I hit you up Thursday was because I was bored and wanted to go to the new library downtown. That's something I thought you'd enjoy since it seems like you've had a rough time lately with your gf dumping you, and you overdosing, and then spending a few days in the psych hospital. I wouldn't have even thought to hit you up if you hadn't tried contacting me a couple months ago, numerous times, might I add… I was just trying to be nice, but of course you ruined it.
Just in case you're actually worried about this, which you shouldn't be because you fucked me on my period, but I know you are stupid and don't understand how reproduction works… I don't have my Nexplanon anymore. I got it taken out a few months ago due to bad side effects. I'm back on the pill. I have to take birth control because I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, but besides that, I don't want kids for at least 6-10 years, if at all, anyway. You are really stupid for creaming in a bitch three times without knowing whether she's on BC or not tho. But you know I'm smart, and I know you know that I'd abort your baby in a heartbeat and not even tell you, even if I wasn't on BC. I think you'd secretly like it if I carried your baby though. It'd be a lot better than the trailer trash you knocked up six years ago.
Yeah, he shouldn't. Too risky. He's almost done with probation, and I could call the cops for any "threatening or harassing" contact from him. Plus I sent his probation officer the link to his posts on this site, so it wouldn't be in his best interest for us to get into it on here.
Imagine the freedom you'd have if you'd have some manners and keep your mouth shut sometimes.
Your balls are mine. Cuck.
choke me once, shame on you.
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2018-07-15 at 11:54 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by aldra lol, dissolve in a solvent and use a syringe or something to measure the liquid
lol, funny story actually. so i had 100mg of the xanax powder which is supposedly pharmaceutical grade, and i now belioeve probably is. so what i did was to line the whole 100mg up into one long thin line that was as even as i could judge it, then i measured it, it was exactly 22 1/2 cm, which was ideal as i wanted to start by splitting it into 5 equalish portions. so i did them all into 4 1/2 cms and wrapped 4 of them up. the other one i lined out again and split it into 10 which should all have been around the 2mg mark. i took 1 and wrapped the rest up.
so about 20/30 minutes later i could start to feel it but it didn't seem that strong, i was thinking at this point that there was powder stuck to the mirror and the cards and shit i was using, so maybe that affected the dosage, so i took another one. half hour after that i was buzzing like fuck. i went for a walk down the shops in the sunshine, it was lovely, then came back here, smoked some smack, had a small spliff, fucked about online for a bit and next thing i'm waking up next morning.
if you remember a few weeks back i broke my bed when banging some chick, well i still got a mattress on the floor that i'm sleeping on which is about 3 feet from my bathroom door. so i've woken up now to fucking water everywhere. the bathrooms flooded, my front room is flooded, the mattress i'm laying on is all soaking. and whats more i've no idea what's going on here. i check in the bathroom expecting a leak of some sort but there is none. the taps(faucets) are all off and everything. at some point while i was in xanxanland i must have flooded water everywhere. i dunno wtf i was doing, i have an absolute mental block. anyway i've barely been up half hour when i gets a knock, i scramble all my durgs and shit in the draw and go answer it to find heidi. heidi is one of the support workers from that hostel i was living at, and because its the same firm that own these flats they are here from time to time nosing up on us and shit. she's proper fit an all, i would totally bang. anyway she's on me about the water leaking and telling me the guy below me is furious because his tv and playstation all got soaked and are fucked. she said they were banging my door really hard last night trying to wake me up and asking why i didn't answer. i was still half asleep so the best i came up with was that i get insomnia, hadn't slept for a week and it had all caught up with me and i slept like a log. then i said i just woke up now and found the water everywhere but have no idea where it came from.
so i got a plumber coming here soon to check all the pipes and shit, altho i'm pretty sure there's nothing wrong with them. but i cannot for the life of me remember what the fuck i did that night to make all that fucking mess and flood my fucking flat. i went and saw the dude below me and he was ok tho. apparently they're paying him from insurance or summing so he seems over the moon about it actually. my other neighbor who is next door to him shoved his phone screen in my face showing that the dude was in prison for diddling with a 4 year old tho so fuck him the sick cunt. if what that's saying on google is true then i'ma think up some even more insidious ways to fuck with the sick cunt. that xanax powder tho is some pretty sick shit, but yeah i know it definitely requires caution when making up a dose hahahh
#howaniggalive
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2018-07-10 at 7:46 AM UTC in I NEED TO BE RICHER TO FULLY EXPRESS MYSELF, this is the plight of Actori like how everyone uses plight after I did. i dont think actro needs to be rich to express himself i think that he just wants to be rich to live comfortably and be lazy like he already is.
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2018-07-10 at 2:56 AM UTC in I NEED TO BE RICHER TO FULLY EXPRESS MYSELF, this is the plight of ActorThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-08 at 10:09 PM UTC in I think something might have happened to hydroOf course §m£ÂgØL is the first to reply to a thread with "hydro" in the title. I swear that nigga has some sort of notification setup where when someone posts a thread with "hydro" in the title, it spams the shit out of his phone so he knows instantly to throw everything down and race to his computer to post.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-08 at 7:58 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionEating pizza and smoking Heroin = HIGH END!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-07-08 at 5:43 PM UTC in Did feds do a sweep?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-30 at 5:16 PM UTC in When you’re having the best day everI wish my lover was here...so I could dump him in two weeks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-27 at 11:18 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionDamn Narc. Didn't know you was HIGH END with that porn. You do be fly, son.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-06-27 at 2:23 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Captain Smh fucking managers thinking they're producers and muddling with the artist's process. you failed instantly, Casper.
STFU FAGGOT DO YOU WANT TO BE "AUTHENTIC" OR DO YOU WANT TO BE A MOTHERFUCKIN ROCKSTAR? IM THE KINGMAKER BITCH. THIS BOAT DOES NOT MOVE WITHOUT ME AT THE HELM. OR YOU CAN GO TO GOLDSTEIN & SHLUBFARB DOWN THE ROAD AND WORK THE COFFEE SHOP CIRCUIT UNTIL YOUR DICK FALLS OFF FROM BOREDOM. I DONT CODDLE MY ARTISTS. I PUSH THEM TO THE LIMIT AND FUCK THEM IN THE ASS UNTIL MAGIC LEAKS OUT EVERY HOLE. THATS HOW THIS TOWN WORKS.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-25 at 5:12 PM UTC in how long will you live
Originally posted by ShizNitty I wouldn't want to know I feel like it would make me way too paranoid and ruin the rest of my life
I’ve thought that too and would want to avoid the anxiety but I also think you could plan your life so much better which would counteract the anxiety. You’d know if you need retirement, exactly how much retirement, how long you’ve got to do what you want to do, etc.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-25 at 3:43 AM UTC in "getting to know" someone
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2018-06-25 at 2:44 AM UTC in once i did acid in hawaiii met like 5 or 6 of my friends at the base of this hill at 9 pm and we each took the pez candy with lsd on it and started hiking up the hill. as the acid started kicking in my flashlight was making the dirt and plants shift and interact in interesting ways. as we reached the peak of the mountain, we reached the peak of our trip. the mood was energetic and everybody was laughing and having fun. we went into this bunker that was all graffitied and pulled out glowsticks we stole from work, cracked them, sprayed them all over the walls and watched the colors shift while listening to music. after a while we came out and looked out at obamas house.
then we went down to the beach and i layed on the ground and shoved my hands in the sand, grasping it because it felt weird. there were color shifting worms crawling around in the sky. all my friends looked japanese and all the japanese people looked like my friends which was very disorienting.
then we went downtown and these drunk girls accused us of stealing one of their phone and we were just laughing at them because it was so ridiculous. we also saw some hawaiians get in a fender bender and yell angrily in pijin which was hilarious. then me and one guy went to get a water down the street because we were all basically too fucked up to get the group together to walk down the street. but i guess when we left, the cops came so our other friends just got in the car and dipped, somehow getting out of there. so me and this other guy ended up walking around downtown honolulu all night tripping. there were a lot of cockroaches on the sidewalk. at one point we were sitting on the beach and some woman came down at 4 am, left her clothes on the beach and went swimming, and then while she was in the water some hawaiian tweaker guy came by and stole it which made me kind of paranoid so we left. the rest of it was pretty much just me trying to stop him from being terrified of anyone who walked by.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-06-23 at 6:17 AM UTC in I'm still alive and kickin' unfortunately... I'm now in the most ghetto nursing home in the world.
Originally posted by NARCassist if that made you cringe then i was once in a room when a guy dropped his pants and spent a good half hour trying to inject heroin into his dick with a needle he must have used at least 20 times before and was so blocked he couldn't get it to go through. then while trying to unblock it the needle flew off the end across the room spraying blood and heroin solution up the wall and ceiling. it was that point i left before i got hit with a flying dirty needle.
true story lol
a normal person would have left the moment pants were dropped,
an exposed penis would made them leave, and not the prospect of getting hit by dirty flying needle.
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2018-06-19 at 2:35 PM UTC in LaterI got a bad feeling and it's been hitting me pretty hard today.
Pretty sure he did go through with it. All the meds he got plus deleting his profiles on other sites and talking about it forever. *sigh*
This fucking sucks.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
