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so I went downtown with my friend and her boyfriend Samuel and we were doing a bunch of things and then we were walking along and we found a guy laying on the ground with a person on top of him who was his cousin and she was like help help ya know and we were like ok ya know lets stop to help so we stopped to help and shes like omg hes dying and as it turns out
he died. and i was there for his last moments, I laid beside him like a kitty cat and spoke to him and he had a faint pulse and I was like 'purrrr dude. cmon. dont die on me man.' and he was just kinda blankly staring back at me but I KNEW he KNEW i mean he could see me I know it but yeah he just was close to being dead and it was the weirdest thing I've ever done maybe, how I maintained eye contact with him while his cousin was sort of crying there too , and my friends were behind me, and there's this club right next door with a huge patio and the beats are blaring and all that just a downtown funtime scene and here I am, with this guy, and he dies.
the paramedics came eventually of course and there was fanfare what with their sirens and flashy lights, but nobody but just a few us knew what really happened to that guy. everyone else probably it was just some dude with a broken leg.
then I came home and listened to mariah carey for 4 hours XD
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You gon' work yo way back up to the top brudda hit that k00sh, get out the negative thought process, clean yo livin space, go on a lil jog and do some pushups. Shower and reflect like a pimp bruh
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Find a boyfriend, get married the next day. Tell him you're pregnant and let him deal with all your problems afterwards. When it is finally fixed, file for a divorce. Now your curse is transferred. Boom.
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Rizzo in a box
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[the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
man i made some dank ass soup. some real peasant shit. red cabbage, red onions, red wine. potatoes, some leftover chicken, whatever random veggies and shit I can find. some "italian" seasoning (oregano, thyme, etc) mix. just wish I had a loaf of fresh bread, some moldy cheese, and some brickface woman that I call the mother of my children.
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but for real that shit is just a mental escape. whoever she was she has serious flaws that you don't know about. if you would have got to know her you would have had problems and she'd cheat on you or whatever. you just think she's perfect because the only time you've ever seen her was perfect. but she has a boyfriend already who is sick of her shit. if you got what you wanted you'd eventually just end up broken up and broken up you feel me? there's always that one
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I just saw this absolutely stunning blonde when I went shopping. She was standing in the parkinglot talking to an older couple when I walked by and noticed her when we made eye contact. It looked like the words from the dude who talked to her didn't register in her brain for the brief moment that we looked at each other and I had to force myself to snap out of it myself.
Then, inside, we came across two more times and both times I.... URRRRGGGHHHHHGGFFFDVXG
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! So fucking tired of shit like this. I didn't fucking talk to her and now she's gone. So fucking mad right now. I'm so..... *sigh*
Just fuck, man. I hate myself.
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Sploo was a normal, edgy 16-year-old back on zoklet. He started talking about how he was a sociopath etc as a "troll", but then kept it up as he kept doing drugs. The addition of drugs to his trolling made him unable to differentiate between what was really his personality and what wasn't, and now his entire being is a shtick he made up on a forum 10 years ago lmao.
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...where the only other boaters are pontoons and small fishing boats and shit, so my yacht would be the biggest, most flamboyant and tackyezt boat out there, and i'd put a loud ass motor on it too. Then drive it around the lake casting a shadow looking down at people like "sup"
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Yeah the goverment did it blahdy blah, but all that aside, does 9/11 just seem... "surreal" to any of you? Its like... the twin towers were there that whole time, I never saw them with my own eyes, but niw they"re gone and I'll never see them...but I have seem them, a shitload of pictures and shit, I know em like the back of my hand.
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