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2018-09-22 at 5:12 PM UTC in There is no hope for me...i was drunk... πππππ°. I might live in a shitty motel though...does sound that bad... π€¨
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2018-09-22 at 5:13 AM UTC in There is no hope for me...I'm gonna end up living in a $35 a night bedbug motel until my parents die cause i dont wanna put them through my suicide, but after that i'll have no reason not to commit suicide because that was the only fuckin reason i hadnt killed myself sooner.
...so yeah, thats my "life"..,really lookin forward to it, the end at least. -
2018-09-21 at 11:27 AM UTC in RestStop parked in the back of the local Arbys.LOl I just now saw this. Ram is slightly newer but yes, this goes hard.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-20 at 2:22 AM UTC in You Know What Sucks?
Originally posted by DontTellEm Life sucks.
But if you blame it on anyone else U suck. Who knows what other people are going through, how they deal with their own shit.
To look @ ppl in any general way & feel like they weren't there, or they didn't respond adequately to U. That sucks. Cuz maybe, they just were in a place that You were ….unable or ill equipped to respond to their needs. No matter your own needs.
This is the most I've seen you type and it reads like a cry for help, or at least a testament to the entropy that you live in
I would give you a hug but I bet you'd be all tense and weirdThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-18 at 2:51 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH CandyBooty could neva be alone. She was single for one day before this nigga with a UPS shirt selfie (with LG Tone Pro wireless headphones in his ear & and a greying beard) hit her up on Plenty of Fish. That was 2 months ago. CandyBooty is already planning the wedding like she was with the last guy.
LOL!ππ
Imma need for you to write a novel because you legit have a very great imagination SMOOTH ππ
@ SpectraL πThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-18 at 1:47 PM UTC in opening up a tonkatsu restaurantI took some clonazolam yesterday and I was watching munchies on youtube and this one bitch had a video where she made tonkatsu. For those that don't know tonkatsu is that fried breaded pork that is in Japanese food like coco's.
There's this place called coco's that is really good and you can get that and it has curry sauce all over it and also whatever other vegetables you want, and you can choose the spiciness level from 0-10 and it gets spicy as fuck. Anyways there's always these ethnic food shops and people want authentic but the whole point of my restaurant will be that it's not authentic, we don't give a fuck about culture we just eat sushi with our bare hands and in two bites because it's good and we're high. Also I bet soaking the pork chops in sauerkraut brine for 24 hours instead of just salt brine would be dank as fuck although you'd probably have some mr.miyagi bastard come out and start telling you how you're disrespectful for making their food better. It's not my fault I make better food than your entire culture over thousands of years, sorry old man but that's the way of the world.
Anyways this place specializes in rice and tonkatsu and then other things like asparagus and mozzarella sticks. The house specialty will be tomato and asparagus curry on pork tonkatsu with onions on it as well, with all this thrown on top of rice and tons of curry sauce. It cost only a few bucks to make but I sell it for $13. Also we don't sell alcohol because alcohol is for faggots and talking really loudly is not permitted but smoking weed inside is permitted. We also sell caffeinated lemonade for $4.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-18 at 5:04 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsFin lonely af lol :/The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-14 at 2:49 PM UTC in Random ThoughtsYouβre wildin tf out @ SMOOTH
these fictitious scenarios are getting crazier and crazier ππThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-14 at 2:39 AM UTC in Actor is grounded for getting a DUI??Being grounded at actros is awesome though he just gets to stay home and eat his marm's mac n cheese all day.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 9:55 PM UTC in DesoxynAlright thanks. So my plan is to walk into a doctor's office and tell him I have adhd and when he responds I'll look up at that ceiling like I forgot where I even was (to sell my adhd) and then I'll just keep mumbling Desoxyn and saying what every time he talks.
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2018-09-13 at 12:53 PM UTC in its too bad not many of the DHers didn't get to know ZANICK.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-13 at 1:50 AM UTC in Random ThoughtsOn lunch having steak and shake watching that video like
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The music in the background
R O F L !!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 6:41 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box she's ugly? or you've just seen her without makeup?
speaking of whamen, what the fuck is with guys and their standards? it seems like shit has absolutely plummeted. I know people that aren't even slightly ashamed of dating fat chicks (not thicc, or chubby and cute, just FAT). men I used to think were absolute players (fit, over six foot, DJs, cocaine, that sort) fight each other over chicks that are kind cute if you're drunk and you squint.
I live mostly as a hermit and silence is sacred to me, but occasionally I go outside and reconnect with my friends in various places and everytime it blows my fucking mind. Is everyone just ugly and fat now? the fuck is wrong with people.
They were probably hot when they first met
At this point it seems to be almost an American women's tradition to get fat and refuse sex after you've been with someone for a couple years -
2018-09-10 at 2:11 PM UTC in Now I can't go to town... GreatDamn this girl crazy manThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-09 at 6:26 PM UTC in I just wanna hang out with RisiR and mQYou kinda look like one of those dads that is cool for whatever. You try and relive your youth vicariously through your son/daughter by hanging out with them and their friends and even offer beer or whatever. You have perhaps gotten disturbingly close to one of their (girl) friends and tried to use the same lines that was popular in the 80s. DON'T YOU?
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2018-09-09 at 3:53 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying βΉοΈ
Originally posted by stare rape Sure, but it all gets taken back when they die
Just like we all die. If you're not open to bonding with other life because they die, then you shouldn't bond with family. We all die, that's just part of life. To exclude yourself from the experience of love and adoration whether a friend, a family member, or a pet, that just leads to a shallow life, I think. -
2018-09-09 at 3:28 PM UTC in I think my dog is dying βΉοΈ
Originally posted by RisiR β Don't worry. It's all good.
The cats I got right now are all a bunch of pussies. They never learned how to kill efficiently because I had to take them in before they could learn it from their mothers. Though, I used to have a cat that got 22 years old. She was kinda magical or some shit. When she got old and couldn't hunt anymore the 18 year old and other cats from the neighborhood (?!) would drop mice and birds infront of our door and she would wait inside in the morning, go out to eat and come back in. I taught her all kinds of tricks, too. Cool cat.
The oldest one I got right now is 12 years old and he's my best friend. Had to take him in because the previous owners tortured him. He's the best, though. He adopted the smallest ones I took in which is crazy. He really acted like their mother for some time. I got 5 cats but I live in a big house and some of them I barely see because they mostly live outside.
I love animals more than people.
Kinda makes me think of my cat. The one I spoke earlier of haivng to put down, was the brother to the cat I still have. Lynx-Point Siamese. He's smart as shit and the most adoring, loving cat I've ever owned. When I got them, they were left on the side of a road in a box. Their eyes weren't even open yet. They would have surely died. I took both of them and I had to bottle feed them goat's milk to nurture them to health. Pretty cool. -
2018-09-09 at 5:10 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by -SpectraL I've been through 10X the hell you've been through, and I'm still alive. You haven't seen anything yet, kid.
Can you take this somewhere else/some other time?
We're discussing real life here, when we're in the mood for Totse Tall Tales from the Taggart Trailer we'll let you know, we promise -
2018-09-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-09-08 at 7:04 PM UTC in I've been down 4 so long.On the real, though. I wish my homie Dub-S all the best and only the best on his jorney to the motherfucking top.
Never let yourself down, brother. I know I won't.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
