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2024-02-18 at 5:04 PM UTC in THIS JUST IN: JAILHOUSE BRADLEY - AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON, BATTERY, ANIMAL CRUELTY W/INTENT TO KILLThis thread is fake news
That's also a sick arrest pic. Ain't no way somebody who shanked a dog would look so dashing in their mugshot. I'm giving this 4.5 swamps out of 5 for this propagandaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-02-18 at 4:59 PM UTC in THIS JUST IN: JAILHOUSE BRADLEY - AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY WEAPON, BATTERY, ANIMAL CRUELTY W/INTENT TO KILLyes and "tacho" was a guy who was on DR. Phil according to you but when I ask him live on twitch if he's ever heard of totse or anything of the sort he has no idea. And just like "armsmerchant" was on alaska most wanted. Yes i'm totally sure your dead forum of 6-8 multiple posters has been on the news multiple times and you aren't all just a bunch of no life gangstalking skitzos
Originally posted by Ghast 'Tachosomoza: A 40 year old paraplegic with one eye who works as a high school janitor. Mods Bad Ideas.'
I have no idea who this black red guard guy is, or the dude on dr phil, but this guy did not post on your weird forum. Why are you people cyberstalking some random black guy that WAS on dr. phil and may or may not be a communist, I can't even tell if that's the same dude, and the ages and accounts make no sense.
how come I've never seen a single post or quote from this dude ever but he has 100k followers on twitter, nah something is fucky. Is 'tacho' like an inside joke like you were stalking someone kinda like wariat or kafkunty or myself or Bill Krozby OH MY GOD
TRIANGLISM ISNT THE CULT
Y.Y…YOU PEOPLE ARE!!!
this forum essentially consists of 6-8 posters with multiple accounts posting the same toxic bullshit day after day, month after month, and year after year.
Any time an actual “new poster” finds this place it’s only a matter of time before they tire of the incessant juvenile bullshit posted by the same profiles, and they disappear. This place is stagnant….has been since I first landed here.
It’s becoming increasingly more obvious to me that when you surround yourself with losers you eventually start acting like a loser and engaging in the same shit these toxic idiots here spend their days doing, attempting to drag everyone down to their level with the same lame insults and used up comebacks…..it’s pathetic….this is what I’ve sunk to here in this cesspool of human waste.
You see I do recognize the posting style…the targets….the retarded responses with the same spelling errors and grammatical mistakes to boot.
The same toxic losers polluting everything around them……this place is a perfect example of the fact that what these 6-8 posters, who post all day every day regardless of the profile they’re posting from post, is simply a reflection of their putrid pathetic lives……lashing out because misery needs company and what better place to seek likeminded miserable losers.
That said I’ll thank you for reminding me of what I’ve kind of known deep down for quite some time since finding this dump.
I’m better than this…and if I continue to allow myself to be dragged into the swamp with you losers karma will bounce that shit right back into my path.
Don’t bother with your overused kindergarten comments to this post because I’m out.
Internet bullies who prey on others do so because they are broken people who are in pain, their behavior is a cry for help, help I honestly hope y’all get the help you need.
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2024-02-12 at 8:33 PM UTC in 🍔 BURGER KING 🤴 PRESENTS 🇸🇿 the 'YOUR HERO'S NAME HERE" 🦸🏼♂️ ❹⓪⓪ @ THE BRICKYARD 🧱🏁 POWERED ⚡ BY 🦾 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗦.𝗖𝗢𝗠 📀
I will make my burgher with a sheep on top in honor of william bill Bill Krozbybybyby, the real burger king 🍔👑
that money is mine. I will donate half to sick children in austin so they stay off the heroin if I win this contest.
Originally posted by Bill Krozby everything taste better with an egg on top.
LOCK HER SHEEP EGG HAMBURGER UP LOCHER UP!! LOCK HER UP!!!!!
everything is better with a sheep egg on top
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Burger King offers a chance to win a $1 million prize if customers can create the next successful Whopper idea
BYChris Morris
February 8, 2024 at 11:55 AM EST
Burger King will pay $1 million to whoever comes up with the next big Whopper concept.
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Burger King really means it when it says “have it your way.”
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Burger King hosts yet another user-generated content contest, proving they've learned nothing
Grant St. Clair 5:24 am Sat Feb 10, 2024
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It's an unspoken rule of the Internet by now: if a company opens up any kind of poll to the general public, it's going to get flooded. One need look no further than the legendary Boaty McBoatface or Mountain Dew's limited-time "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" flavor. User-generated content contests like these have seen less use in recent years for this precise reason. Someone at Burger King doesn't seem to have learned from McDonalds' folly, however, hosting a high-profile contest that tasks YOU with creating your very own Whopper for a cool million bucks.
every Whopper is a masterpiece. here's how to craft your own Million Dollar Whopper for a chance to win 🍔⬇️👑https://t.co/FJ9SqcNZxe the BK app or go to https://t.co/0FGr0FNel9 📲
2.log in with Royal Perks 👑
3.craft your Million Dollar Whopper with up to 8 toppings 🍔… pic.twitter.com/HGVHZB6v3x
— Burger King (@BurgerKing) February 5, 2024
To be fair, it does seem pretty airtight. All you get are eight ingredients pulled from a pre-approved list, which are then mashed together into a horrible AI-generated monstrosity.
Previously: Disfranchised Pittsburgh McDonald's demolished instantly, avoiding fate of disfranchised Pittsburgh Burger King
You also don't get to name it, thus reducing the likelihood of the Hitler Burger topping BK's menu. Still, knowing the Internet, someone will manage to submit a Pepto-Bismol-slathered monstrosity-or just hack the website, like in the aforementioned Mountain Dew contest.
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