2022-03-05 at 8:57 PM UTC
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Trippy
yep a lot of women want to spread theyre seed around there wired that way and fundamentally who can blame them. but for some reason when asian women get to 35 or 40 they turn into full-blown nutjobs honestly none of it really makes any sense and thats all i know
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got some new underpants with the ventilated cock
it could damage your system from overpressure if that happened so theres a interlock
i was at a shopping mall type place sitting on a bench with my brother where we had been sitting for quite some time shooting the shit, when a latina came up ( i think she was a janitor ) and sassed me saying that we cant just be hanging out on the bench all day, what do we think this is a gym or something? ( she was implying i go lounge around at the gym instead of working out ) and i was taken aback and i downright snapped at her ( CUSS WARNING ) and i said "fuck you, motherfucker" ( i know right, how classy ) and then i thought about beating her up but i didnt even though it would have been easy because shes a woman and then I left and was feeling a bit of dread like DANG IT, I WAS WEARING A COMPANY WORK SHIRT you know because she could metoo me and call my boss and say im bad but anyway then i wandered all over the place looking for my car it was like a really big place so there was lots of parking areas and it was hella confusing i was taken aback
ravaging new jersey , yall stay safe out there
2022-02-28 at 2:07 AM UTC
in
Buy oil, thank me later.
myfriend worked at roblox he said they have tampon dispensers in the mens room and the workers are called roblers and they just ride around on adult tricycles to reduce tailpipe
2022-02-27 at 8:50 PM UTC
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Fona's Fucking Lancer Part II
well fona you really did it this time, if you wouldnt have done all that lavish spending at bargain market and spent 7 dollars on those rare teacups you would have been able to buy the sensor but you just had to go and do it didnt you i cant believe what you did with that ratchet i was down right taken aback by that chit
2022-02-11 at 4:25 AM UTC
in
So this is it.
i heard you arnt supposed to swim after eating tho.
its name harkens back now to the name of a road..// Disco Rd *raises hand* I'll do the job
When I visited my gynecologist (my test pack showed I was pregnant) I was so excited because it was the pregnancy that I had been waiting for 2 years. While I was lying on the doctor's bed, he examined me hurriedly.
He asked a few questions, and I kept asking whether I was really pregnant or not. After around 1 minute, he said there's nothing in my uterus.
