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  1. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala If you don’t think you do retarded shit then I hate to tell you this mate but you’re probably the biggest retard of them all.

    You know you don't know fuck all about me right?


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  2. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by CASPER I know. It's the only reason I'm not box shaped. Currently more of an upright rectangle.

    People like "hurr durr must be awesome bein that tall"

    Nah. Shit hurts. Nothing fits. Can't find shoes. Doing dishes is 4x as annoying. Sitting in normal chairs, your knee s get folded to your stomach.

    Some girl a couple inches shorter than me came into my work the other day and was massaging her back, and I said "the struggle is real". It is.

    But I guess you get to be like 200 lbs overweight and still not have fat guy arms n legs so that's one "pro".

    Also being able to hide things from normies easily just by putting them in the top shelf.

    That's all I got for now.

    Shit I can imagine. At 6'2" I've always found I'd tend to droop my head a bit to be nearer everybody else's level when talking to people. When I was younger nearly every one of my boys was around 5'8/10ish so I tended to hunch over a lot around them. The last decade or so I've realized this and stand upright more. The odd occasion I do find myself doing it if I'm not paying attention and with shorter people.


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  3. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Nobody on this site is better than anybody. She’s just as retarded as you and both of you are just as retarded as me. We are all a bunch of disfunctional retards otherwise we wouldn’t even be here.

    You speak for yourself you self-confessed retard.


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  4. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I woulda kept meme but it was a bitch to type out when logging in.


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  5. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Grylls there was a narc on zoklet too?

    Not me


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  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I had 3 babies for brekkie and nothing since coz they were pretty big and filled me up all day.


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  7. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I was I_am on totse, itsallmememememewithme on zoklet and now narc.


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  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by -mal- Yeah idk how anyone didn’t do their research and figure out narc is a 40 + year old heroin addict on welfare that pays for Hookers to call him daddy and let him pee on then. Like… why is this the beacon of male sex appeal and chivalry that you decided to trust with your nudes?

    And I bet you think you're better than me an all


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  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oreo was cute


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  10. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That would be like cool and shit


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  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Banny Vader obvs knows there's something for them to be saved from

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she could sacrifice herself to save some children.


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  12. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    That would be like cool and shit


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  13. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Don't kink shame me.

    You shamed yourself


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  14. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I drink rumm then stick my thummb up my bumm until I cumm.

    Summ think it's dummb, but I think it's fun.

    Dude thats not even fucking funny


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  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lol yes. I’m jealous that some guy on the internet didn’t post my pussy pic for everyone to see. That has never in the history of ever happened to me.

    Oh wait.

    I'll bet the world they weren't as delicious as candy tho.


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  16. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Maybe you a jellybaby


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  17. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala “I’m not pressing.”

    “I wanna press it.”

    Lol

    You and April are fucking made for each other.

    God fucking damn it. Just stop. What you don’t understand is that people were trying to take up for you. I’ve defended you NUMEROUS times since we’ve come to this site, including the time April flipped on you, and you get fucking bent out of shape over EVERY single thing that people say including “um” but you don’t get twisted over some dude posting your pics.

    I mean FUCK. Get bent.

    Something that pretty should be seen. Don't be jelly girl.


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  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny she could sacrifice herself to save some children.

    Qft


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by stl1 I would just like to point out that I have never posted any nekkid pics that were sent to me.

    Ladies, feel confident your pictures are safe with me.

    Send nekkid pictures!

    Coz nobody ever sent you any?


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Octavian Why did he get nudes and not me.
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