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2018-03-16 at 6:43 PM UTC in trump: death penalty for fentalog dealers>your supplier cuts his shit with fent
>doesn't tell you
>you get busted selling, they test your shit, find fent, and give you the death penalty
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2018-03-16 at 5:56 PM UTC in ShitpostersI think some people would identify me as one from my recent deluge of threads, and although I disagree, I thought it prudent that I check in with the rest of you.
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2018-03-16 at 4:53 PM UTC in Describe your asshole
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2018-03-16 at 4:48 PM UTC in Shitposters
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2018-03-16 at 4:42 PM UTC in Addisilliams is Lanny, RisiR, aldra, enter and fox pawslol wouldn't that suck if you took ayahusca to have a spiritual experience, and then you do meet god, but it's the classic christian american god and he tells you the correct way to live is hate gay people and vote 4 donald trump
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2018-03-16 at 4:26 PM UTC in ShitpostersPresent
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2018-03-16 at 4:26 PM UTC in Shitpostersi was the original shitposter
OG "Lovable resident shitposter" since 2012 -
2018-03-16 at 4:25 PM UTC in Shitpostersi'm pretty sure i qualify as a shitposter
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2018-03-16 at 3:32 PM UTC in Did Bill Clinton rape Juanita Broaddrick?to any question starting with 'did bill clinton rape...'
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2018-03-16 at 3:23 PM UTC in Did Bill Clinton rape Juanita Broaddrick?
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2018-03-16 at 3:19 PM UTC in Filler conversation starter thread by ZanickWhat is your favorite greeting?
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2018-03-16 at 1:36 PM UTC in Poisoning of Sergei Skripal - Facts and QuestionsThe UK government, along with France, Germany and the US have accused Russia of poisoning an ex-USSR scientist who defected with 'Novichok' ('Novice' in Russian, literally 'new chemical weapon'). No evidence has yet been provided, and requests to share data through the OPCW investigation mechanism have been denied, though the UK has stated they intend to provide their own investigation data to the group at a later date. The instant reaction to blame the Russian state is highly questionable for several reasons:
On Sergei Skripal
- Sergei originally smuggled state secrets out of the USSR, including data on the Novichok program and others, and was sentenced to 13 years imprisonment by the Russian Military Court.
- Sergei was released to the US in a prisoner swap.
- Sergei wrote a book about the USSR and it's state secrets, and detailed in full the method to manufacture 'Novichok'. The method has not been verified by Russia or any other state.
On 'Novichok'
- As mentioned above, information on the manufacture of the nerve agent has been in the public domain for almost a decade - it is no longer a Russian/USSR state secret.
- The primary facility where the agent was designed and tested was in Uzbekistan, and after the implosion of the USSR, the facility was 'cleaned up' by the US state and corporate contractors.
On Assassination Methods
- Typically, state-sponsored assassinations mean to remove a person that poses a danger to them without drawing attention to it - using a calling card or the act being easily traced back to a state actor typically causes more political strife than the target ever could.
- As a result, the majority of assassinations are disguised as street crime or an accident.
- Russia has recently used a nerve agent to kill a Chechen terrorist, but it was a 'last option' - he'd isolated himself in a high-security fortress and the only way they were able to get to him was via a mail handler that was constantly checked for weapons. [link]
I won't go into detail on the claims of previous 'Russian Assassinations' except to say that to this day, there is no evidence that Russia had anything to do with the death of Alexander Litivenko (poisoned with Polonium), as well as many others hysterically listed in articles like this.
The salient point is that Russia sentenced Sergei to 13 years imprisonment, not life or execution - and allowed him to be released to the US knowing he had a history of divulging state secrets. It makes no sense that after 8 years they would decide to murder him, especially using a flashing neon sign pointing to their (previous) chemical weapons program. -
2018-03-15 at 8:32 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
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2018-03-15 at 5:48 PM UTC in -SpectraL is a phony: definitive proof. Link him to this thread whenever he spouts his shit.
Originally posted by RisiR † I like niggers.
The pet store was selling them for 5¢ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like niggers.
I took my 200 niggers home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the niggers were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap niggers.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead niggers lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet nigger and 199 dead, dry niggers.
I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.
I had to pee but there was a dead nigger in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two niggers at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
Then I had one dead, wet nigger in my toilet, two dead, frozen niggers in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred niggers in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my niggers and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my niggers. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I like niggers.
You think I'm gonna enjoy nigger cattle after I've had a fucking space alien? Are you fucking crazy? I've got a fucking space alien. Of course I'm not going to fuck with nigger cattle. -
2018-03-15 at 3:17 PM UTC in Taking a ten year hiatus.Also thread title is a missed opportunity for "highatus".
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2018-03-15 at 1:30 AM UTC in Vape juice reviews
First off we have two fruity flavors by Splash
Fruits Passion
60vg/40pg
Just vaped a tank of this stuff. It has a bunch of different fruits on the picture of the bottle but nothing really stands out to me. Tastes like an average fruity vape, kind of like a frozen 79cent fruit punch you get at the grocery store.
Light citrus flavor overpowered by whatever the other fruits are, grape and peach?. Sweet with hints of fake fruit. I could vape this all day but I don't think I'll be seeking it out again.
6/10
Starburzt
60vg/40pg
Finished the bottle the other day, didn't last long!. Tastes like skittles with a very strong lime overtone. Extreme citrus flavor, delicious and easy to vape. I enjoyed this juice a lot and would buy it again.
8/10
Next we have 3 flavors by I can't Believe it's not Doughnuts
King Kong
75vg/25pg
"Cinnamon sugar Banana maple dipped donuts"
First I would like to say all 3 of these donut juices produce nice fat clouds.
When I first vaped this juice I liked it a lot, tasted just like a banana donut with sweet savory undertones. Didn't get much cinnamon or maple but it still tasted fantastic and I was obsessed with it for a week.
Then I got a new vape and it's just not the same. I feel like the slightly burnt coil of the old vape helped with the flavor somehow because in my new vape I can barely taste banana or donut. I wont be buying this juice again.
3/10
Blue Steel
75vg/25pg
"Powdered Blueberry Jelly Donut"
Once again this juice tasted different in two vapes. The old vape it tasted really synthetic and strange and not like a donut at all, didn't like it then, but in the new vape I can taste the blueberry much better and it matches closer to the description on the bottle.
Some reviews online say this stuff isn't that good and tastes like a cheap blueberry with other crap in it but I actually enjoyed it a lot in the new vape, I was getting notes of the "Powdered Jelly".
I would buy this again if I saw it on sale
5/10
Dohz Nutz
75vg/25pg
"Caramel dipped donut topped with roasted peanuts"
I bought this bottle almost a month ago and still have 1-2 tanks left. It's a good juice and I don't have anything bad to say about it.
Didn't really taste the caramel in either vape but it tastes just like vaping a donut and I do get those undertones of roasted peanut. Also smells really nice like what I imagine fresh cooked donuts would smell like. Enjoyed this juice very much and I would buy it again once I try the other products from this company.
7/10
Now we move on to a "That 80's Juice" by Fat Panda
Lime Sweet Geeks
80vg/20pg
Just picked up a big ol' bottle of this sweet lime smelling juice and vaped a tank. Love the packaging and look of the bottle, stood out to me in the store as I was looking for sweet vapes. Tastes like the Starburzt without the skittles, Not overpowering citrus, just a nice sweet lime flavor almost candy like and produces nice thick clouds.
This is my 3rd favorite citrus vape I've tried (1st is bubblegum pink lemonade, 2nd is crisp lemonade)
This would be a good mix with a lemon vape, but it's still amazing on its own and a very good all day, all month vape.
I think it could be outdone by Harambe from 12 monkeys vape co but as it stands I am impressed at this Sweet Lime from Fat Panda and will be trying more of their products in the future because of how much I like this.
9/10
And finally we have a juice by Milkman
Moonies
100% VG
"Chocolate covered puffy marshmallow buttery cake"
First of all the packaging on milkman products is fantastic, looks like a carton of milk. Smells like the inside of a box of cookies and like if you left it out too long it would go bad, like milk. The juice itself is dark, much darker than the donut vapes.
Just about to try it for the first time;
Hmm.. interesting.. smells better than it tastes.
First impression, it tastes like a garden store, the soil section mixed with cookies and marshmallow. Smells like a bowl of cereal, very milky.
I get more cookie flavor the more I vape this but I can't shake that department store garden section taste.
Tried it on a lower wattage and it seems to be better, I was expecting better clouds from a 100% VG juice though.
I'll give it another go at 57w and let you know;
MUCH BETTER.
Let's bump it up to 65w;
Even better. Girlfriend says it tastes burnt lol. Oh well, this juice is hit and miss, still not getting good clouds either. I was really hoping this would be better but I'm still gonna try more milkman products in the future.
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2018-03-15 at 1:06 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.I've been feeling like this recently
Especially when I be up in the strip club. -
2018-03-14 at 10:18 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.Enter tried to expose CF for something or other and PM'd §m£ÂgØL to lend his testimony. Little did he know, CF predicted this correspondence and asked a drunk §m£ÂgØL to forward the PM when it arrived. The conversation was screenshotted, Enter was humiliated, and there was a huge going away thread full of butthurt.
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2018-03-14 at 10:09 PM UTC in I'm low on Dopamine*pity thanks*
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2018-03-14 at 9:53 PM UTC in I'm low on DopaminePiracetam/Meth.