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2018-05-23 at 8:11 PM UTC in Allow me to re-introduce myselfA/s/lThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 7:54 PM UTC in Allow me to re-introduce myselfBunch of people came over from another siteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 7:53 PM UTC in Allow me to re-introduce myselfvesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 7:53 PM UTC in Allow me to re-introduce myselfYeaaaaaah boiiiiiii
This a 50k window nigga, ladies.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-23 at 7:28 PM UTC in I see pussy that i want to fuck evrrywhere...Some days, i try to hit on every woman that i want to fuck. At the end of those days, i usually ended up with lots of rejections but very little else accomplished.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 6:56 PM UTC in What do most of America's mass shootings have in common? White, male culpritsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 4:13 PM UTC in Fonaplats' Wojamabober Wednesday (The Real Wednesday)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 9:17 AM UTC in im fucking sad as always, putting aldra on drop this time, nice knowing you guysTo aldra: I remember when you were nazi auschwitz disneyland. When I first came to zoklet your name stood out and I will never forget it. When I first knew you I had no idea how smart you were, technically, current event...ly... and all that. You're so much smarter than I could ever imagine myself to be. You're a prized possession to the &T community, and, for what it's still worth, this community. You will always stand out in the forefront of my mental banner recollection. I was always too stupid to know most of what you were talking about kinda, KINDA. Don't ever belive I was THAT dumb that I didn't kinda know but I probably didn't ever know enough or try hard enough to understand. That's what's always separated you from what I think of, me. But I love your everything and I always ever did ok?. I will miss you brother.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 5:46 AM UTC in What are some underrated movies?The Princess BrideThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-23 at 4:49 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mmQ I went into a tinychat room the other day and I had my big teddy bear behind me and all they could say was wow look at this pedophile with the teddy bear and I was like why am I pedophile ? BECAUSE I HAVE A TEDDY BEAR? And they said no, it's because you look like a pedophile. And I guess MAYBE they're right, but still it was presumptuous like its a teddy bear for fun I have it not because I like kids and I DONT like kids but I guess they didn't know that. Still very rude.
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2018-05-23 at 1:11 AM UTC in Do u nerds play online video games all day?
Originally posted by EllariaSand
This poor fat bastard had so many illusions shattered all at once it's not even funny.
You're not light.
You're not a ninja.
Your surroundings are not built to last.
Your shower pole is not real metal, just chromed hollow tubing.
You landlord wouldn't even secure it correctly.
You have no income protection or recourse if you hurt yourself.
You have no way of paying your rent if you were unable to work due to back pain.
You have no friends who will help you out.
You are an atomised individual.
And yet you pay so much money to be an overgrown child.
You are an overgrown child in a dingy apartment.
Your dingy apartment isn't made to last.
Your dingy apartment is mostly fake.
You have no DIY skills.
You can't repair the damage you just did to your fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last.
You have 3 "roommates" (really apartment mates, as you each have a storage closet to sleep in) and none of them have the slightest loyalty to you.
Especially the feminist jedi one who always hated you.
Your landlord, Marvin Shekelstein, will make you pay dearly for the damage you just did to his fake dingy apartment that isn't even made to last. What sort of maintenance man charges $1500 an hour?
Your boss, Chaim Shekelsberg, won't give a shit about your excuses for not showing up to work on Monday.
You have no medical insurance and no way of paying a $100,000 American Medical bill.
You might be moving back home, to your racist, homophobic, white trash parents.
You might be moving back home, just like that white trash loser with the back problem and the opiate addiction thanks to Dr. Sackler and America's love of highly addictive opiates.
Worst of all the jedis might directly attack your credit score.
They might never let you work as a journalist for them, chronicling how evil and racist the alt-right is.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-22 at 12:26 PM UTC in DH users: Show us your pussies ITTThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-21 at 8:39 PM UTC in YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit... then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
Originally posted by Obbe YOU think all this paranormal and weird phenomenon is bullshit… then step into MY arena AND TRY THIS
get a mirror about 50 cm square. fix the mirror tightly into a frame. like a thick wooden picture frame. make sure the mirror is tight and strongly fitted, or believe me YOU WILL LIVE TO REGRET IT …IT WILL CAUSE A MISTAKE TO HAPPEN A MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO PUT RIGHT. SO DO NOT RUSH THIS FRAME.
Now mount the frame on a small table with legs about 25 cm high. make sure the mirror is on the top of the table. when you look on the table you can see yourself. AND BELIEVE YOU ME, MAKE SURE THE WHOLE SET UP IS STURDY AND STRONG….OR YOULL REGRET IT.
NOW make your way down to a shallow running river. not a still river. Take a BRAVE friend with you. Both of you step into the river and hold the one side of the frame each. with one hand on each corner.
now go to a depth in the river so that the legs of the frame are on the bottom of the river and this makes the mirror on the top of the frame about 5 to 10cm below the surface.
now take a few deep breaths and relax. both you and your friend STARE INTO THE SUBMERGED MIRROR, AND FOR GOD SAKE MAKE SURE YOU ARE HOLDING THE STURDY FRAME TIGHTLY.
EVENTUALLY WHEN YOU BECOME MESMERISED WITH THE MIRROR, YOU WILL CEASE TO SEE YOUR OWN REFLECTIONS IN THE MIRROR AND THE REFLECTION OF THE RUNNING WATER, AND A KIND OF DARK SHAPE OF ONE FORM OR ANOTHER WILL APPEAR IN THE MIRROR. This shape is an existing being, that is alive like you and i, but it is of a different form. it will be kind of dull, and looking at it will frighten you. but stay and keep staring at it, because it is also staring at you. now if you or your friend gets really scarred, to the thing that is looking at you, it will see this fear as a vibrant display of one form or another, and this is very attractive to this kind of being, and then it will try and come out of the mirror to BE WITH YOU …TO BE CLOSE TO YOU AND TO …GET THIS…..STAY WITH YOU FOREVER AND EVER. EVEN when you are 100 years old and dying, this being will be next to you if you let it get out of the mirror…. trust me. you will know it is trying to get out of the mirror, because the mirror will start getting kind of dragged about in the water by some mysterious force, IT WILL START TO FLAIL AROUND. this is when you must pull that mirror clean out of the water WITHOUT BREAKING IT. IF IT BREAKS …YOU HAVE JUST GOT YOURSELF A NEW MATE…THAT IS WHY I STRESS THE WHOLE SET UP HAS TO BE VERY STRONG. it may be difficult to get the mirror out of the water, but if you run off and leave it in the water. the thing will still come out and believe me it will catch you in 100th of a second. the thing to know is, this being will be like a dark dull mass, something you have never seen before, and if you run it will run after you and it will always be just nearly getting you. it does this because it knows that by being close to you, that vibrant display ( your fear is at a max) it will also be attracted to anger or laughter. if it does get out and come after you, just sit still and it will also be still, laugh and it will come close, be scarred and it will come close. basically just accept it. if it comes out you have just got yourself the closest friend you will ever have……….
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June 1st, 2006.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-21 at 7:23 PM UTC in SQUIRRELSburn down your houseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-19 at 3:49 PM UTC in Good morning my niggas ........ make it a great day ....KGirls with a penis are the next step in human evolution.
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2018-05-18 at 11:23 PM UTC in Just ate slug eggsI'm gonna prank call Pfizer and ask why their cough gels make me puke for a week and destroy my insides.
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2018-05-14 at 5:50 PM UTC in Do u nerds play online video games all day?>online video games
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2018-04-29 at 2:19 PM UTC in Would you fuck an Alien?i wouldn't bang most humans tbh.
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2018-04-27 at 11:05 PM UTC in Would you fuck an Alien?Who the fuck needs nigger cattle when I have a fucking alien?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-04-07 at 7:22 AM UTC in I miss you, Lauren.I miss you too.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
