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  1.  Acolyte
    The name must be at least 8 characters, must contain at least one capital letter, must contain at least one numeral, cannot contain special characters or spaces, and cannot be a name you've used before.
  2.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Ghost If I could suck my own dick I would

    Stand on your head against a wall, let your legs hang down, and gravity is your friend.

    You're welcome.
  3.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Zanick put on some coffee, we need to get him in the shower so that he can get back to cleaning up after us

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "coffee"!

    This is the one time I approve of the banned word game.
  4.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny define natural.

    Like round peg in round hole, square peg in square hole.
  5.  Acolyte
    Smoke chronic weed. Problem solved.
  6.  Acolyte
    OP committed an unnatural act.
  7.  Acolyte
    This is nothing. You should have watched The Streets of San Francisco. Now that's hardcore.
  8.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by mmQ "boiled peanus"

    "peanus butter"
  9.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Ghost You can do the same thing with a leek up the butt

    I thought zucchinis were all the rage (one end is bulbous).
  10.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Sophie Malice logged off… In this life and the next.

    Malice...

    - assumed room temperature
    - went belly up
    - joined the Big Sleep
    - bit the dust
    - is now brown bread
    - bought the farm
    - cashed in his chips
    - is now counting worms
    - dead as a doornail
    - has crossed the Jordan
    - croaked
    - died with his boots on
    - didn't make it
    - dropped the body
    - freed the horses
    - gave up the ghost
    - got shipped to the glue factory
    - went the way of all flesh
    - handed in his dinner pail
    - hopped the last rattler
    - has joined the choir invisible
    - kicked the bucket
    - went all KIA
    - kissed his arse goodbye
    - has joined the great majority
    - made the ultimate sacrifice
    - is gone to meet his maker
    - popped his clogs
    - is pushing daisies
    - paid the ultimate price
    - rode the pale horse
    - shuffled off this mortal coil
    - took the last train to glory
    - turned up his toes
    - is now wearing a pine overcoat
    - joined the whisperers
  11.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by cupocheer [cite: End Times Prophesy Report.com; Jeremiah J. Jamison]

  12.  Acolyte
    Fag.
  13.  Acolyte
    Hello, Totse2K.
  14.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i've never tasted maple syrup. honest.

    It's the gold standard in sweet treats.
  15.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth How can you say Canadia doesn't deserve reprehensible political retaliation?

    Uhmm.. because we're polite and always say please and thank you? Not to mention we produce 99.9% of the world's pure maple syrup supply? You do like pancakes, don't you?
  16.  Acolyte
    You have to try and buy it all back now. Storage lockers are usually sold at auction as lots, so you have to have the new owner hook you up with the purchaser and then make an offer to the purchaser for all your stuff back.
  17.  Acolyte




    Originally posted by Lanny Speedy parker, your last two posts are not acceptable given the topic of this thread and the forum it's made in.

    ^ Looks like he's not the only one, so why don't you just take your hypocritical fail-ass out of the thread, stop harassing and chasing users off the site, and then go fuck yourself?
  18.  Acolyte
    I'm posting from a Chinese gulag right now.
  19.  Acolyte
    "Sorry I accidentally burned your kid's dick off. I can give you a refund if you like..."
  20.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by Fonaplats When I was born I assume my entire face and body was pressed right up against the walls of that vagina and I lay awake at night hoping I didn't have my mouth open.

    There's no way you could have retracted your lips at that age.
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