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2019-10-23 at 8:31 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©πThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-15 at 10:45 PM UTC in I have renounced my degenerate, western, tranny ways.If you ever need a good pressure cooker that won't let you down, Home Depot sells the most reliable ones.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-14 at 3:51 PM UTC in made a fuckin beef stew took picsthrow thickener into other trash with bacon
boil your shit
add whatever other shit you want
cook for however long, then add bacon and thickener if needed
fuck off.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-10-14 at 3:51 PM UTC in made a fuckin beef stew took picstell em to get naked
one of them moved, cut them all as punishment
throw dead potatos in trash
add water and make thickener with grease/flour
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2019-10-13 at 7:33 AM UTC in Just had the hottest Chinese girl jerking on my dick
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i thought he works or have bussiness or something.
Do not count other peoples money. This never leads to anything good.
Originally posted by GAAAAALM Depends on if he's the breadwinner.
A lot of those stupid eastern Europeans believe in the housewife shit.
What the fuck is a house wife? You think a wife should stay at home and scratch her cunt all day? Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no. Only if you have 10 kids should a wife stay at home and watch them all. I've not kids yet, for now...
When you get a girl (not even a wife), tell er to get a fucking job, one that pays a lot (legally) thanks to this education and shit, then tell er to come home and: do the dishes, wash/dry/fold/put away laundry, cook a meal, bend over, clean the house, etc.
I take care of the finances but the woman needs to have a job to take care of her own shit. Helping out a fresh off the boat immigrant is OK at first, but once you help them get to a certain level, they're on their own for the most part. I might add that helping a fresh off the boat immigrant includes, but is not limited to, helping to find a job that will take you without any documents or questions asked. SO essentially at no time whatsoever should a woman be a dead weight to carry around.
You are not supposed to be friends with a woman. Women are only good for one thing: making kids. You can help them to get to a level where having kids is more sustainable, but you should not babysit them.
Remember that god made women have periods as punishment for betraying MANkind by giving in to temptations offered by snakes in the garden of eden.
Once I have kids, yes, I will use my finances to spoil them, and to give them all that I never had when I grew up in garbage. I will tell them that, until a certain age, they cannot go to jail, and should feel free to do whatever the fuck they want. I will pat them on the back when they beat up kids in school. I will let them know to punch straight in the jaw when someone even says anything to them. I will teach them all the things that I did not know as a kid because I did not have a family.
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2019-10-13 at 4:17 AM UTC in ip in questionThey're trying to get their box backThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-13 at 4:16 AM UTC in ip in questionit's an EC2 instance on AWS, ie. it's not amazon, it's someone using amazon servicesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-12 at 3:37 PM UTC in Remember how all the Trumpettes on here were all anti war, supporting Trump pulling from the Kurds?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-10-12 at 10:28 AM UTC in i cant believe what just happened im so totally fucked
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2019-10-12 at 1:13 AM UTC in Remember how all the Trumpettes on here were all anti war, supporting Trump pulling from the Kurds?lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-27 at 5:04 AM UTC in Muh 18650sthose are some fancy fucking chargers. I just use a Nitecore D4, but I'm guessing you do a lot more charging/discharging than me
the way lithium cells work (ie. stop discharging at ~2.7v, stop charging at ~4v) heat shouldn't be a major issue unless you're rapid-charging past 75% or soThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-09 at 3:48 AM UTC in Proof that vaping is dangeroud
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2019-09-07 at 12:43 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coastHowdy niggas
eBagger back atcha wit anotha hot fiya search fo' that sweet barrier island coco!
I've been pretty sober over the past year, thus accounting for my lack of blockbuster, 2-thumbs up, critically acclaimed, 5-star threads. Cause when I'm crunk I'm usually more active for some reason.
ANYWAY.
I was at my buddies house when I was tracking the storm, and I stumbled across this little piece of news...
So even though I'm on the North Carolina coast, I thought to myself...it's worth a go!!
So early morning as soon as the sun came out, and the tide came out, I paddled out to the barrier island in search of large amount of Cocaine bricks, or any other narcotic.
I forgot my camera, as I wasn't thinking of making a thread on it, but I came across some cool stuff too big to haul back, but of no real value. One being a giant Coast Guard Buoy washed up on shore. It looks almost exactly like this, huge enough for me to climb on, with a solar light on top, and a giant bin with 2-inch wide bolts holding it shut.
I may update the thread this weekend or early next week with whats inside, as it will take some work, but with one of those giant wrenches meant for working on diesel engines, or maybe even a plumbers wrench and some WD-40 could be enough to break the rusted bolts.
I asked my friend to ask her husband, who is in the coast guard what are in these suckers. I was told "nothing", and warned of the dangers of tampering with Government property. HAH. I said BITCH...don't restrict my freedom of adventure! Not really, but I was like "oh".
and I did say I give 0 hoots about that shit, and the government does shit I don't agree with all the time fuck their buoys. Of course if it serious this is all in minecraft, and the pictures I upload will be slightly blocky LOL
NOW. For the treasure!
I was disappointed honestly, but I believe either a shipment of sunglasses went overboard, or its just random but considering the amount of sunglasses I found it seemed to be a small shipment went overboard somewhere. I walked the course of a few miles, and every quarter mile I would find a pair of sunglasses. They were full of barnacles but I've been soaking them and they seem to come clean. I got about 6-8 useable pair of sunglasses and some snorkels and a snorkel mouthpiece. I can't make out the brands on some, one of them being Under Armor.
Getting hot and eaten alive by giant island flies, I decided to head back, not totally disappointed as I have a buoy to check out, and found some cool stuff to look at and glasses.
I came across a lone man walking, and he yelled something indecipherable to me, I walked over and asked him "wha?"
--"Ah g'day! I thought you were Bills son my bad, I'm Mark good to meetcha!"
"Ah Gday Mark!"
--"Oy these flies'll take a chunk out of ya Christ"
"You ain't lyin Mark, hazards everywhere out here, watch the broken glass!"
--"Oh will do mate, good luck on your search!"
This fella seemed Australian, and feisty, I might as well joke with him about what I'm lookin for, since he seemed to inquire I was indeed "searching" for something
"Yeah man, I'm on the search alright, I read a bunch of Cocaine bricks washed up on Florida, I'm seein if theres any stragglers!"
--"AHH HAHAHAHH IS THAT ROIGHT HAHA"
--"True story I went to Belize with my brother walking on the beach, and I found a bale THIS BIG *does giant box shape with hands* of Pot! Couldn't take it on the plane of course but boy was that something"
"Thats awesome! Thanks for the inspiration!"
--"Yezzir good luck!"
AHA Finding another mate who'd successfully found kush on the beach. Maybe there was still a chance!
I return to my landing area, then, not 20 meters from where I landed, I spotted a box in the distance....
OH YEAH! JACKPOT!
A functional military box! It was heavy too! I was too excited, but too exhausted as well, so I tossed my loot in the kayak and headed back.
Upon eating mac and cheese and showering, I opened the box hoping for anything cool from the military really, but unfortunately the only thing stuffed in there was empty ammo boxes, and a couple of papa johns pizza plates.
Thats about it. I'll update if I get the energy and motivation to head back and open the buoy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-06 at 4:12 AM UTC in Super NIS Minecraft Server 2 TurboThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-24 at 10:24 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion π©π
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2019-08-18 at 5:30 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute moronsI find only mungs smoke a j with no tobacco in it. The reason you add a sprinkle of tobacco to the weed is because weed, on its own, burns irregularly, sometimes too fast. Adding a sprinkle of tobacco allows the joint to burn evenly and smoothly and slowly. When a mung smokes weed alone, they get runs and sporadic burn-through down the joint, but they'll never admit that. They're purists, noble and righteous, and they already know everything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-18 at 11:55 AM UTC in My GF Let Me Pull Out Her Tampon!Yaβll get your redwings?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-18 at 11:46 AM UTC in Having a shower makes you feel so much betterI love my showers, itβs medicinal for me. I may wake up dead tired, but after my shower, I feel ready to start my day.
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2019-08-14 at 5:49 PM UTC in Smoking tobacco is for absolute morons
Originally posted by Obbe I've been thinking a lot about this sort of thing lately and I don't know.
Part of me thinks that, yeah, a lot of people are fucking stupid and need to be told what to do and how to do it. At the same time, I don't want to give up my own liberty to some higher authority.
Ideally nothing should be "banned" and people should just be smart enough to not do stupid things. But that doesn't seem like it's going to happen.
Sometimes I feel like I should just worry about myself, and the people I really care about and never mind what society is doing. But unfortunately society still affects me. It's hard to ignore.
I really don't know what's best. Maybe in the future everyone will be "enhanced" with superhuman intelligence, and nobody will have the freedom to be stupid.
I would just grow my own tobacco.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-22 at 7:21 PM UTC in Woman tries to steal a frying pan by wedging it in her asslol, IRL PUBGThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
