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  1. Originally posted by benny vader i dont know baout you but i'm here to be entertained, and in return i try to be as entertaining as possible.

    that guy … is/was entertaining to watch/read.

    He was entertaining to read/watch if you are 12 years old

    EDIT: And you're boring too.
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  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by -SpectraL And when I don't reply to it, as time goes on, it makes him feel even more guilty.

    Good strategy, should keep it up. In fact just stop replying entirely, anywhere, to anything. Really crush me with that sense of guilt. Teach me a really tough lesson by never ever making another post on this site. That'll definitely destroy me.
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  3. Originally posted by sploo take more

    nah, i'd rather take acid and actually have fun
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  4. Originally posted by sploo nutmeg made you too high so you hate it

    nah, there's a difference between high and being fucked up. most people are able to grasp this after the age of like 16 or 17 when they realize that inebriation is not at all proportional to euphoria. nutmeg has no high. it just makes you dizzy and confused and kinda sick. actually while i was on it it was kind of blowing my mind thinking about how shitty you must feel all the time to actually prefer being high on nutmeg to sobriety
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  5. also sploo you're a little shit that takes benadryl and nutmeg for fun, you have no business judging people for the drugs they do

    but the fact that you do anyways is kinda lulzy
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  6. Originally posted by Captain Falcon Gross. Fucking SJWs. Scandinavian women are the greatest.

    See, it would be one thing if the women were actually up to standard. I'm not going to say there aren't hot women from every race. But these women are just... why? So much better. Are they just so hardcore into the SJW mindset or are they perhaps so spoiled with supermodels that their concept of what is attractive has changed?

    If so, I'm moving to Finland.
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  7. Scrawny Sr Yung Blood
    nope

    Influx of mew nembers holy fuck I am a real life profit



    Influx of mew nembers holy fuck I am a real life profit



    Influx of mew nembers holy fuck I am a real life profit



    Influx of mew nembers holy fuck I am a real life profit


    Influx of mew nembers holy fuck I am a real life profit

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  8. Originally posted by cerakote >not using your phone for porn so you can jerk off in bed like a real person

    do people literally unironically actually really sit in their desk chair when they beat their dick??

    Oh wow, um, two part answer.

    Why would I jack off using a tiny ass screen unless I was scared of my parents coming in? Do you even open multiple tabs? Phone meth wanking is like a desperate last resort. Something you do in a Jack in the Box bathroom, not in the comfort of your own home.

    Having a big screen to watch porn on is always better. Not to mention the full keyboard so you can type perverted compound phrases as fast as your brain can think them up.

    Also, bringing a laptop to bed for fapping is more than possible.

    I actually did do that a lot, but after a while, laying on your bed for 17 hours straight while masturbating and craning your neck can be rough on your back and neck.

    Sitting in the upright position, intermittently leaning back in a reclining office chair, is the optimal position for meth fuelled masturbatory sessions.

    you'll learn.
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  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL If you didn't have the potential to be some kind of genius, you wouldn't have been born.

    What's the mechanism that prevents you from being born if you lack the potential to be a genius?
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  10. RestStop Space Nigga
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  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by NARCassist should i completely shop out the mouse pic and replace it with an image of a human?

    make it a penis...
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  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by NARCassist i put the laptop on the chest of drawers next to my bed.




    .

    You can also fasten two hooks on your ceiling and hang your laptop down so it hovers perfectly, like my father taught me.
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  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ScronaldoxHTS-NOOB*SPLOO suicide pact edition Why can I keep making accounts then

    Because it's not a sooper serious issue and he doesn't care THAT much. I think people just want you to calm down and go back to being our space cat, not our enemy. That's all it really is m8rade.
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    no one gives a shit spectral, your back seat moderating is fucking pathetic.
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  15. Chemistry is not legos, spectral. Hydrochloric acid is its own thing. It is not hydrogen + chlorine when it comes to chemical reactions. If this were true, drinking piss would lead you to spew out a bunch of chlorine gas because of the ammonia. But obviously that doesn't happen.

    This is highschool chemistry, guys.
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  16. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by RisiR † Shut the fuck up. You're just completely wrong.

    you mad bro?
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  17. Originally posted by -SpectraL The transfer of acid to the bloodstream is almost instantaneous. In fact, if you put a blotter on your skin for just a few seconds, you will get high. If you put a hit in your hand for just a few seconds, you will get high. If you swallow a hit, it will be absorbed before it even hits your stomach.

    Also not true. I've definitely handled LSD blotters and geltabs for more than a few seconds without tripping.
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  18. I've always been pretty interested in philosophy and pondering on the nature of existence and reality, and over the years I think I've become more and more open minded and able to view things from a progressively more objective manner. I've always just assumed it to be the case that the closer you are to knowing the truth, the better off you are. But lately I've been thinking that this sort of thinking is a waste of time.

    Because the vast majority of humanity thrives on bias and magical beliefs. They believe things without ever second guessing them, because they have no practical need to. Even if their beliefs are radically incorrect, it may still be benefit or have a neutral effect on the people in question. If a lot of people share your dumb belief, you can get any form of support you need to continue to hold those beliefs from those people.

    Politics and religion are the obvious examples. Many lefties and righties and religious people fundamentally believe in their system. If you could provide them with undeniable evidence that their position is wrong, they would still believe it, because the rationale isn't important, the belief itself and the sense of identity it provides is. This pretty much means that debate on these subjects is absolutely useless and basically just a more "mature mainstream adult" approach to the drama that highschoolers and soap opera watchers engage in. But these kinds of debates are what society does. People without some sort of magical belief are commonly looked at as unintelligent or boring, while people with fiery, irrational beliefs get attention and praise. Thus ignorance is rewarded while thinking is discouraged.

    Also, magical beliefs can give people an advantage in life personally. I've been talking lately to some people who are your typical fundamental christian conservatives. They all believe that there is a god that has a purpose for their life, and regardless of the fact that this is obviously bs, it gives them a sense of purpose and fulfillment that I lack.

    So whats the point of it all? There is no point in trying to know the truth or be fair or thinking about things. I may as well just resign myself to being benzo'd and happy all the time. It's essentially the same thing everyone else is doing, just replacing bullshit with drugs.
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  19. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Can't read





    Can't read

    Fixed that for ya...
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  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Also this :

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