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Posts by NARCassist

  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ^ Yes..Fucking Madonna while Cindy Lauper was licking your shaft as it went in and out and fingering Madonna's bunghole at the same time.

    Yeah Jig knows

    You gotta understand just how fucking huge Madonna was back then, she was smashing it more than Michael Jackson during that period.


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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Sorry, I meant to say Mormon


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    I know but he's still a Moron


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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ A phone can be tracked whether it's on or off, so they're lying when they say they couldn't track it when it was off.

    Moron


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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    83 - 85 Every straight guy wanted to fuck Madonna

    Even gay guys wanted to fuck Madonna back then

    You musta lived in an Igloo to not know this


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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Madonna wasn't 22 in 1985. She was 27 born 1958
    Rossanne Arquette was 26 in 1985. Madonna is 1 year 6 days older than Rossana both born in August (Yes I looked that up)


    Rossana has a smoken body compared to Madonna which had a skinny hard bod. Rossana was curvatious AF, Madonna has a dudes body

    You keep talking about post 85 Madonna, I'm talking about pre 85 Madonna, very different Madonna's.

    Also the Playboy shoot was done in late 70's I believe, you barely recognized her to 83-85 Madonna.


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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Also, the guy in the photo has shoulders unlike Pauliwog.

    You should go with Woziwog


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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, quality control on a decent private tracker is pretty solid. It makes uploading a bit of a pain sometimes, but the fact that each upload is generally checked by a human is nice, no downloading some shitty camcorder rip or something.

    The size of the file is generally a give away tho


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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Crispy Best dick size is 6.5-7

    I got 8 and many chicks told me its perfect, hits the cervix just right apparently


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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Wariat thinks porn is real life lolha




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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    No


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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Madonna was always overrated. I was more into Rosanna arquette when Desperately Seeking Susan came out

    I agree but Arquette wasn't fucking everywhere at the time

    Madonna's body was hot before she went health nut and started working out. I think it came with needing the strength for dancing on those grueling world tours she did. She did work hard af

    She weren't like that before 85 tho




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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Back in her charmed days yes


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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I was only telling him what Wozzers told me and he threw a shitfit


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Just gonna get stoned and munch on this big pile of KFC chicken I just got.


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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bradley oh no worse case scenerio i'd have to live on the beach or sign up for another rehab when I get tired of it

    You're the only fag who would threaten to tell on someone, I hope you get doxxed and when you go deliver two big mac meals someone pistol whips you until you pass out and then goes to work on your hands till you can never type up another threat again.

    Fat retard.

    Is funny that you stormed off the site crying when you thought I was gonna doxx you for the dog stabbing


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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Alyssa Milano yeah


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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny She was super cute. I didn't know she was half Native American. She looked like a Hapa (Which she was) but I thought Asian like Chinese or Filipina mixed with Irish or celtic American.

    She was smoken hot. Just curious if the tude came from her Cherokee side or the Irish or just being Hollyweird

    Very Exotic looking

    I always liked the other one, can't think of her name now and can't be ass'd to look it up. The one that got her tits out in that vampire movie.


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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Dirtbag Sipping a strawberry daiquiri. I made food and had to rest after so I've done fuck all. I need an hour rest break after every little exertion.

    You'd need about 6 by time I'd finished wid ya


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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    And there would be girls your own age in them days, which wasn't even thought of as wrong in any way back then, it was completely normal.


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