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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mso8 i want to eat some morphine, kthxbai

    You want or you need? The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive you know.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enterita Thanks. You say what everyone else won't admit. Why do you do that huge space with the dot in each post? Is it automatic? Do you ever forget to do it?

    2 reasons, the first because I need more bollock space than all the other users so it creates extra room on my posts for me to sit comfortably with my legs apart. Secondly I know a lot of users here find it really annoying. I've had untold pm's telling me to stop and even making threats and calling me every cunt under the sun. So I keep it up to annoy the shit out of them. And yeah I do it pretty much without even thinking now. I started on zoklet, in fact sometimes I even nearly do it in PM's or on other sites and that. A few times I've gone to do it in fb posts, etc.

    But yeah its incredibly rare to see a post of mine now where I forget to do it. I've heard if you find one its so rare that its actually quite valuable too. Unfortunately tho most of the ones you're likely to come across are actually fakes and are worthless I'm afraid.
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    Well I find you entertaining enter. and what's more I very much appreciate you being here entertaining us. I'm one of the ones that misses you when you're not around here for a while.



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sophie Does he sail the airplane? Naut is derived from Greek and it means "Sailor" or "to sail".

    Astronauts don't sail rockets tho.



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    I'd piss myself laughing if he was sitting in jail on child porn charges. The daft cunt thought saying he was Chinese on here would stop the feds bothering to track him down. That faggot wouldn't last 5 seconds in jail either, even if they stuck him in protection all the other nonses would eat him for breakfast hahahgahahahahahhhahhahahggggahahahhhaajjahahahahahahhhOMfGLOLTHATSSOFUNNy.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Also not sure why it's showing up sideways. Whatever. Clicking it fixes it.

    My phone can does the same. Opening the pic in gimp it asks you if you want to rotate it when you open it. Choose yes but this still doesn't do it when you save it for some reason. what you need to do is click image then rotate it once clockwise, then do it again anti clockwise. Then click file and overwrite image xxxx. Then it will show and post the right way up.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Sudo How do you make money from writing?

    He's bullshitting.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Cootehill Hard drugs are dangerous. Too much LSD, Meth or whatever, and you'll be a genuine danger to yourself and possibly even others.

    And even normal people see that. I've met former meth addicts with really awful teeth long before I ever tried it. And there is the whole meme of the LSD "acid victim" who did too much acid long ago and now suffers flashbacks. Yes,it's mostly fake from what I can tell, but who the hell knows. Timothy Leary going around in the 60s in a gown preaching about how even children should take LSD and how LSD solves all ills didn't help.

    So to reiterate, hard drugs are genuinely dangerous, in a sudden way that wine or marijuana isn't. Even liquor, if you drink too much, most likely you just wind up making an asshole of yourself and having a massive hangover the next day.

    And let's not even get started on the opiates. They make meth look like cotton candy.

    Wrong

    There's a right way and a wrong way to using drugs. One of the biggest right ways is knowing what you're taking and how much of it. Prohibition makes this practiacvly impossible.

    And as for what you're saying about alcohol and opiates, did you get them mixed up somehow? Alcohol is way more harmful and damaging than any of the illegal drugs, including opiates, and I'm not even exaggerating on that, not even a little bit.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Tobacco is the true gateway drug.


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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Chocked to death in underwear by raging father of underage child.

    This is the most likely.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't even believe you're a real college professor.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Media fear mongering and brainwashing. Drug users and dealers do make a perfect enemy that control freaks can use to offer security and protection from. The very idea that peoples kids are in grave danger from drugs does scare the living shit out of parents. Once they've been scared shirtless they will do anything and become totally subservient to any "authority" that convince them they can offer them some kind of security from the perceived peril.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby peoples values are even more displaced than ever before like "mal" calling me a rapist yet has no proof. lol yet I'm bad for wanting to hit a girl for her acting like a dumb bitch and not leaving my place when i told her to..

    so by your own logic it would be ok for us to beat you.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ITT NARCY GETS CUCKED BY HIS WOMAN THUS IS THE PLIGHT OF THE BRITS

    its hilarious that you actually think anything you say can get to me, even a little bit. lol you fucking muppet.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by EllariaSand You are the expert


    lol, is that him?



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    seems so obvious, why isn't this shit on the news.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so i watched a docu on spontanious human combustion and when it finished i suddenly thought randomly 'its a mystery' then i kinda started singing that over and over in my head mostly, but a couple of times out loud a bit, to the tune of its a miracle by culture club. 'its a mystery, its a miss ter ree, its a mystery, its a miss ter ree' then it suddenly hit me, i think the word 'mystery' was created from saying the words 'mis' and 'story' together. as in its a story that can't be explained, a mis-story. a mystery.

    what you think?



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by ~L J~ Ahhh ok lol.

    so what was your sex like? i found mine pretty vanilla and little on the disappointing side tbph.



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    i totally agree with all of these. why the fuck do people get so fucking hysterical about this shit tho?




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