Posts by NARCassist

2018-09-16 at 1:15 PM UTC in Attn: HTS

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you should prolly watch this

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2018-09-15 at 5:07 PM UTC in Chimpout on the tennis court

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by stupid noob Speak for yourself, I have no problem smacking a bitch.

I guess that's about the only option for a one legged faggot to make himself feel manly and a bit powerful.

Fucking lol tho at how pathetic that is.

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2018-09-15 at 12:08 PM UTC in Moved from windows to mac... The windows I/O bottlenecks was the defining factor

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Wouldn't have had any applefags on here back in the totse days

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2018-09-15 at 11:58 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Hopefully hydro is dead and I can publish the full 1,337 page memoir

So you're waiting to when you can publish a load of old bollocks and nobody will be able to call you out on your bullshit.

That's the only reason that makes any sense as to why you wouldn't post it now, you little faggot.

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2018-09-15 at 10:13 AM UTC in If you think most people are stupid, you're probably most people, and you're probably stupid

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Originally posted by mmQ What's scarier is being smart but literally acting retarded like the guy above me.

When I was in middle school I passed my 11+ exam and got to go to a grammer school instead of the basic secondary high school where everyone who didn't pass would go to. But none of my friends passed and I resented having to go to a different school so much I would act dumb a lot of the time. Plus back then all the secondary school kids would call us grammer grunts. At the time I was actually embarrassed about being smarter than average. Fucking weird now when I think back on that, lol.

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2018-09-15 at 9:57 AM UTC in Faking a deceased person still being alive.

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Trawl fb for a look a like. It shouldn't be too hard, they only have to look how your mom might look after not being seen for a few years. Get that person to add your fake account then you can send a few vacation snaps along with the messages. You'd be surprised just how easy it is to find similar looking people if you look hard enough. There are always tons of people that look similar enough to anybody out there. Also getting good at Photoshop can make it even easier.

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2018-09-14 at 12:20 PM UTC in Moved from windows to mac... The windows I/O bottlenecks was the defining factor

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be a man and go linux

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2018-09-13 at 5:14 PM UTC in best feeling in the world

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Originally posted by mmQ Best feeling in the world–putting that in or getting it taken out?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CYZ53_1536829054

wtf did they just pull outta his ass?

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2018-09-12 at 7:02 PM UTC in Racism is gay

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Originally posted by stupid noob Post a picture of your wife. Oh wait, you can't because your're an incel hitting on nigger whores on a pakistani basket weaving forum.

yep, with two legs an all

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2018-09-12 at 7 PM UTC in Racism is gay

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Originally posted by infinityshock nigger lover

yeah you gotta love them niggers man, great people.

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2018-09-12 at 6:25 PM UTC in Racism is gay

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by stupid noob You don't belong here. Fuck off nigger whore.

I love candyrain, think she's awesome and pretty damn cute to, I hope she sticks around for a while.

You on the other hand, or should I say other leg, can fuck right off with that disgusting fat ugly wife of yours. I seriously don't know how you manage to bang that thing without throwing up tbph.

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2018-09-12 at 5:59 PM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

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Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Translation, she died and I buried the body, now I'm covering my tracks.

Ssh man, fucking hell, you fuckin wid a niggas game here boy, Be quiet ffs.

2018-09-12 at 3:30 PM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

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Yes cooking with zyklon b was a well thought out un, I'm actually jelly I didn't think of it.

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2018-09-12 at 3:20 PM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

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Originally posted by HTS Scron has been asleep, so it's not his alt. It could be someone else's though. 😓

I doubt if its an alt they'd admit it anyway. Would be cool if it was cwzb tho, he was alright on zok, I always liked that username as well.

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2018-09-12 at 1:07 PM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

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Originally posted by Cooking with Zyklon B I guess I shouldn't be as surprised as I am that no one said sternum rub yet.

Are you the real cwzb from zoklet, or just another scron alt?

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2018-09-12 at 1:01 PM UTC in Most of your wives would deepthroat Bill Krozby

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I don't think many users here are even married tho.

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2018-09-12 at 11:51 AM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Kewl

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2018-09-12 at 11:14 AM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Chill guys, was fucking with y'all. Wanted to test if pigs were checking on my ass. Figured if they were and posted that then they would have been at my door in a flash.

They wasn't so it looks good.

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2018-09-10 at 8:17 PM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

look i cant call ambulance coz if she dies then im fucked. wtf can i do here?

2018-09-10 at 8:15 PM UTC in how do i wake up somebody unconcious?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i pulled her back into the room as she tried to dash out and she went over and smacked her head on the draws tho. now she ain't moving or shit. i dont even think she breathing. this is fucked up, trying to do mouth to mouth but nothing is happening. wht the fuck do i do

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