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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla heroin is lame and youre a cuck for wanting to do it more than once

    One mans meat is another mans poison sploo.



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    You should a smoked it sploo.



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by AngryOnion And I'm re-watching Fringe.

    Fringe is a great TV series.

    Just binge watched how to get away with murder, whole of season 1. Not sure if they did a second season but hope they did/do.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny
    Probably better than having a bunch of easy counterfeits running around though.

    not if you're the one with the counterfeits



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i could have told you this years ago coz i got the benefit of life experience. but of course you wouldn't have listened anyway.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER When Ive gone to Catalina Island via the ferry, they usually have drug dogs there. Imagine becoming heroin kingpin of a tiny island whose only mode of transport is golf carts.

    if you're transporting a large amount then you just send a scout through first to make sure its safe that day.



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny Do you re-use the plastic bags or get a new one every time you have some new drugs to carry?

    err, no. what you think?

    i've seen them here at train stations and nightclubs on random occassions. in london they've been doing this for years. and at airports of course, but never for some shitty little river ferry.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ They can just randomly use drug dogs to sniff the public? That seems… out of line.

    well no coz it was a very thin gangway that you walk through to board the ferry so everyone is very much in line.



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Lanny —–BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE—–
    Hash: SHA256

    "between your cheeks" do you carry heroin in your ass just out of habit or did you just happen to anticipate the sort of situation that requires that?

    yeah course i always carry my drugs in my ass, only a total idiot would try keeping it anywhere else.



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Wow I just had a really close call just now. Had to jump on the ferry across the river to meet my guy to pick up an eighth of horse. While I was over there I stopped at a pals flat and had a smoke with him. So coming back, lined up to get on the ferry behind some couple and could see at the front of the line of people about to get off the ferry were two pigs in high VI's jackets. They got off with all the other people no probs and I followed the couple onto the ferry and only then did I spot the sneaky bastard there with a sniffer dog doing everyone as they got on. Now not only have I got the eighth of smack tucked in my cheeks, but a bit of hash and some xanax powder, the proper pharmaceutical stuff. Plus I just been smoking nt 10 minutes ago iny mates flat. The dog had quite a good sniff at the couple in front but only really had a quick sniff at my foot as I passed then moved onto the guy behind me. I kept cool and just fronted it out, but it would have been a fucking nightmare if that mutt had sat down in me. I wouldn't be posting this right now for sure, lol.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by totse3.com Why doesn't the USA do what Enland does and make money out of plastic with plastic windows

    Those plastic notes are horrible. You can't fold them at all they just open straight back up again and end up a mess. If you have a wad of them its awkward as fuck.



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Supposed to be Melanie I think.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I used to bang this skinny goth chick that spelt her name melaney.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    All the hot young chicks are on fb tho.


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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Why are you making threads about Aldra? Why aren't you responding to my voicemails?



    Originally posted by ohfralala Oops

    Errr I forgot to pay my cellphone bill

    Lol chicks make you laugh with the shitty excuses they expect you to buy when they're trying to blank you out.



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    lol jimmy fl carrey, would be cool if that's really you, especially if you still got your camera man with you. you could pop round to my residential address. i was is all mememememe with me on zoklet, if you remember.



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Imagine there was ever a hater that just kept post8bg the same few pics over and over like a retard to propel his hate. That'd be hilarious.



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by totse3.com There is a big rock heading for the shores of Los Angeles in 2032 or something. Almost a certain hit if it flies through a certain keyhole of space. it is expected to slam just 15-20 miles off the shore (I dont know how they can predict this exact location if they're not 100 percent about the "keyhole it should travel through)

    this will cause world wide flooding where the Majority of humans live. this means a mass exodus for possibly years to inner regions higher in the mountains. but some nations don't have high enough hills or mountain range to allow billions of people to survive for long periods.

    Californians will swamp the Sierrahs or move into small city of Reno or Tahoe.

    But in Florida and much of the east coast (especially Florida) they will have to run for the blue/smokey mountain region.

    or whatever the fuck they're called (Appalachians?)

    a 100 million east coasters running for the hills or mountains of places like West Va or New York, Jersey where ever the fuck people can get up high enough.

    fresh water, showering, food, fuel for staying warm or cool (especially for the elders) in their cars. since there wont be enough solar power devices to rig fans on.

    No phones for several years.

    think it's a Joke. it might just be 1 of several over decades since shit usually happens in numbers

    So.. the answer to the OP statement is Earth is gonna shake us off of her. this is why I suggest digging in soon.

    WRONG

    For 1 they can't predict that accuracy over that time period. The massive gravitational pull of Jupiter pulls most asteroids away from earth anyway. Plus any other large planets and stars that thing goes near over the next ten years will pull it off course to the extent that is totally unpredictable.

    Also, even if it did hit any flooding would be temporary. Once the tsunamis had hit the water would immediately start draining back into the sea. Most of the water would have receeded back by the end of the first day.

    Stop getting your info from other nutty conspiracy nuts like yourself and you won't keep making yourself look like the alarmist idiot that you are.



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Ajax Pull it up and tuck it under you waistband and no one will know. Just don’t lift up your shirt or people will see your dickhead poking out.

    Not advised if you desperately need to pee



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You live in a car.

    You haven't lived till you've done at least one whole winter sleeping in a motor. Full nigga points if its broken down an all.



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