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2018-09-25 at 12:37 AM UTC in Madonna's daughter looks like a fine young woman
Originally posted by infinityshock
give me even a mediocre attempt at explaining why handsome and well tanned individuals shouldnt be exterminated like the vermin they are so that the human race can live in peace at harmony. peace and harmony that handsome and well tanned individuals are incapable of.
mass exterminations, ahh what peace and harmony that sounds like.
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2018-09-25 at 12:27 AM UTC in Did I select the best background track for this video?
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2018-09-24 at 4:30 PM UTC in Why are blowjobs cheaper than a pussy fuck?Pussy is more desirable therefore can earn more.
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2018-09-24 at 4:26 PM UTC in Attn: HTS
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2018-09-24 at 4:12 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs AttentionI've done about a gram of smack already. Just on my way to pick up another 1/8.
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2018-09-24 at 4:09 PM UTC in Attn: HTS
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2018-09-24 at 1:35 PM UTC in Attn: HTS
Originally posted by D4NG0 It's nowhere. Only in Catholic doctrine, which frequently deviates from the Bible. Christians can blow their brains out and still go to heaven if they're saved; it'd just be a sinful way to go.
That refers to religious leaders of the time who saw the works Jesus and knew he was God, but chose to openly declare otherwise.
Your answer relies heavily on there being more than one god and religion. I would have thought it would boil down to who's right.
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2018-09-24 at 1:30 PM UTC in Attn: HTS
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2018-09-24 at 12:47 PM UTC in Weird shit on amazon thread
Originally posted by stare rape Not amazon, but I bought a bunch of Xandria albums off of eBay over the last couple of weeks
Apparently, "Xandria" is also a brand of sex toy, so now half of the ads I get from eBay are for strap ons
Now its only a matter of time before someone looks over your shoulder while your surfing and immediately comes to the conclusion 'well he's clearly been looking at porn on the internet' lol.
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2018-09-24 at 10:26 AM UTC in Weird shit on amazon threadI'm sure I posted about the 55 gallon drum of lube before, lol.
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2018-09-24 at 10:18 AM UTC in Madonna's daughter looks like a fine young woman
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2018-09-24 at 10:16 AM UTC in Did I select the best background track for this video?
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2018-09-24 at 10:13 AM UTC in THE PLOT THICKENS
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the both of you post your voices here so that we may determine for ourselves whos beta and whos beta.
Like I even give a fuck what other dudes think of me. As long as I manage to impress a few ladies, that's all I care about. Your opinion couldn't get any less irrelevant to me.
Lol
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2018-09-24 at 9:45 AM UTC in Did I select the best background track for this video?Oh c'mon, its literally the funniest video you seen all year.
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2018-09-24 at 9:41 AM UTC in Madonna's daughter looks like a fine young womanI remember when Madonna was so fine.
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2018-09-24 at 7:28 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by Sophie Blue heroin, the saddest sack of heroin.
Interestingly, in my neck of the woods coke comes in envelopes and heroin in bags. Speed also comes in bags, you buy it by the 5g these days, for like 20-30 bucks depending on the person selling it. Got a bunch of speed this night, shared it with my buddy, and put the rest in a coke envelope because i like envelopes better than baggies tbh. They're easy to fold as well and paper is everywhere in the house, like bills, magazines, whatever, all perfect material to make drug transporting envelopes of. Just cut a square, make sure it's a perfect square. Or you will have a bad time.
yeah but those paper envelopes are shit if you get stopped and have to swallow your stash.
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2018-09-24 at 7:11 AM UTC in THE PLOT THICKENS
Originally posted by infinityshock dont play coy. you know you want it.
im going to give it to you like brett kavenough gave it to those sorority bitches…only youre going to remember every foot of insertion.
watching your desperate attempts to be beta and seeing you fail spectacularly is actually fucking hilarious. i bet you're like the most quietest and timidest person in real life.
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2018-09-24 at 6:18 AM UTC in Did I select the best background track for this video?man i can't beleive y'all dint like mah video, get the fuck in here an like mah video will ya.
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2018-09-23 at 9:43 PM UTC in Did I select the best background track for this video?so did y'all like the way the video just seemed to time real nicely with that track? notice how the dude stopped spinnin just as the track ended, it was almost like he was listening to the exact same song while he was shooting the video.
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2018-09-23 at 7:22 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
Originally posted by stare rape Also, since registration is open again, should I make another account with a variation of my original name (juicebox) or should I stick to this one?
I know everyone knows me by this name now, but it just seems too edgy
i still get you all mixed up with usernames now, i think coz you and issue 313 and a few others all tstm'd and took new names around the same time. never know who's who half the time.
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