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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I stood there on my balcony, favorite pair of boxers on with my semi-erect cock exposed through the hole. I interlaced my fingers and put my hands behind my head, looking up at the fading sun, basking in all it's glory. I watched down below as children played hopscotch and jump rope games in the parking lot, business men walking briskly down the street to their meetings and conferences, and the hustle and bustle of the city. As I glanced over to the neighboring balcony, the occupant opened his door and stepped out himself. He was an Indian Muslim man, teaches at the local university.

    "Bill Krozbyler!" he yelled from the short distance away. "Mighty fine cock you've got there."

    I just then noticed the pair of binoculars in his hands as he lifted them to his face and stared me down.

    "Ayyy lmao. Thanks dude! You wanna... you feel like..well.. wanna fuck?" I asked, mild quiver in my voice.

    "Indeed good lad. Indeed I wish to suck and fuck" he responded without hesitation, binoculars still settled upon his face.

    I beckoned him over with a nod of the head and headed back inside to unlock my door, penis in hand, fully erect, nervous but excited. I had never done this before. Opening the door before he had a chance to knock, my neighbor stood there, fully nude, and shoved me back into my apartment.

    Before he had a chance to ever get started I fell backwards onto my bed and blew my load, my motion sending a cascade of hot semen across my own body and face. My neighbor shook his head in disappointment as I laid there, a hot sticky mess, ashamed and disappointed in myself.

    "Maybe next time Bill Krozby. Maybe next time." He left as quickly as he had entered and we never spoke again.
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  2. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Big DONNY'S

    or as putin likes to call him "little donny"

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  3. bling bling Dark Matter
    Originally posted by RisiR What's the point except maybe tolerance?

    sumtyimes the sun has too hide so u can see the stars
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  4. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Lanny, Sophie, I really wanted to hear your opinions on this topic.
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thermal sox. My uncle got all of us cousins a pair for christmas
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  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Sucker punch that bitch. Papa don't play.
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She's very happy you remembered her name, though for clarification it's Chootie. That said, she is a humble kitten bitten and simply requested that I make her my avatar. She sends well wishes and treat dishes to all the NiS cat fam.
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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by reject I had to get up to go to the job centre.

    I also had a dream that I went to the docs about back pain to scam some pain meds and I got really excited when she got out her prescription book and then I read it and it fucking said Stimpaks because I've been playing fallout so much recently.

    I wanted fucking opiates, not Stimpaks

    No opiates. Only Stimpaks.

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  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the holy ghost Billionaires don't give their shit away. Same thing

    They actually do, it's called philanthropy.
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  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also, Lifelover is dope breh. Has hysteric yelling as well.

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  11. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Lanny fat bong rips, booze, and some sweet anime which I've been informed trump intends to make real during his term in office



    Originally posted by Sophie He is going to do it. Finally i will have a loli waifu harem!

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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    New banner:



    yay or nay?
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  13. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^whos masterchan?

    correct spelling is molestorchan
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  14. bling bling Dark Matter


    more too come
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  15. bling bling Dark Matter
    he trades btv now

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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by bling bling

    u fukkin wot
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  17. bling bling Dark Matter
    hess just stonned all the timme
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  18. bling bling Dark Matter
    no u do
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  19. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    ^cause your adderall helps you get to the wrong answer quicker?
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  20. FortuneCookie Yung Blood
    Originally posted by RisiR Rothschild owns you.like, literally you. You should all be forced to live in Chad.


    You will soon embark on a business venture.
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