Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-12-14 at 8:46 PM UTC in The bigly
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   politics aside, donald trump is a moron.
2. 2016-12-14 at 8:42 PM UTC in sum1 help
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   I say I'm down to give you some money and then you insult me.
   
   I asked you how much you need and your reply was
   
   "Why do you believe in the demiurge?".
   
   I'm not some kind of fuckboi you can play. Act normal in PMs or I'm not responding. It's that easy.
3. 2016-12-14 at 8:34 PM UTC in FUCK JEFF HUNTER
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   Who needs a Netflix when he has a SpectraL and a crackling bonfire?
   
   Tell us about the bear, Specs.
4. 2016-12-14 at 8:27 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by mmQ When do you take down the candy from the outside of your homes?

   
   It depends on the type of candy and the time of the year of course. Keep in mind that all of this serves a function because our houses are made of candy, it isn't decoration.
   
   Can't have lollipop sugar windows over the winter for example but we have been over that before. Triple pane caramel, before you have to ask.
5. 2016-12-14 at 8:20 PM UTC in were dose splu live
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   Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump I made that wallet a week ago

   
   I'm proud of you for making that nice wallet. It is a very nice wallet. Good job. Keep it up.
   
   :)
6. 2016-12-14 at 8:15 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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   Originally posted by mmQ Do you hang spider webs from your Christmas trees?

   
   No.
7. 2016-12-14 at 8:14 PM UTC in Vegans.
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   I had some sour cream and ketchup to it.
   
   Don't ruin it, Hamp! You gambled too high.
8. 2016-12-14 at 8:12 PM UTC in Vegans.
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   What the fuck is a twice baked potato? What's the matter with baking it once for longer? Is it just more bullshit food hype name trends like adding "butter" before some other food to make it sound better? Fuck I hate that shit.
9. 2016-12-14 at 8:07 PM UTC in were dose splu live
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   I made that wallet a week ago
10. 2016-12-14 at 8:03 PM UTC in The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition
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    Originally posted by reject I emailed Amazon to see if they'd pay me to change my name to Am Azon

    
    Here in Germany you can rent your car as advertisement space. If you had to objectively judge what kind of car you are, what would you say?
11. 2016-12-14 at 7:56 PM UTC in Vegans.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker Reheated hamburger steak and twice baked potato.
    
    With a salad.

    
    Are you kidding me? I had literally the same meal today.
    
    What are the odds of that?
12. 2016-12-14 at 7:29 PM UTC in Perfume
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    ^^another good song by another chick. i watched this one after doing a bunch of 2f-k one night and it blew my fuckin mind. plus she's sooooooooo cute and has a funny dance
13. 2016-12-14 at 5:48 PM UTC in Vegans.
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    Originally posted by RisiR Stop being so homophobe! Getting buttfucked is a sign of love. Analy-love all vegans!

    
    Haters gon' hate
14. 2016-12-14 at 5:48 PM UTC in The bigly
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    MY DONNY'S GONNA PLAY IN THE BIGLYS!!! MY DONNY'S GONNA TURN SOME HEADS!!
    
    MY DONNY'S GONNA PLAY IN THE BIGLYS. MY DONNY'S GONNA KNOCK EM DEAD!!!
    
    OOOHHHYWAHHH!!!
    
    THE BIGLYS!!!!
    
    
15. 2016-12-14 at 5:42 PM UTC in I'm gonna smear semen all over my dick and ballsack
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    and see if I can peel off one big piece of dried semen thats shaped like my dick.
16. 2016-12-14 at 5:40 PM UTC in Vegans.
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    Stop being so homophobe! Getting buttfucked is a sign of love. Analy-love all vegans!
17. 2016-12-14 at 5:33 PM UTC in The News Media is Dying Just as Music Industry Did
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    Originally posted by greenplastic breh i cannot stand his fucking disgusting ass voice

    
    Who don't you like voices that are different than yours?
18. 2016-12-14 at 5:29 PM UTC in Perfume
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    I just should have known earlier. Of course you like Asian schoolgirl music.
    
    ......
19. 2016-12-14 at 5:26 PM UTC in Life is more interesting without scientific labelings
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    Waaaaiiit a second, is "science" trying to claim with its fancy "brain scans" and "tests" that the human brain actually needs communication, grammar and labeling to properly form?!
    
    Hahaha... what a bunch of idiots.
20. 2016-12-14 at 5:09 PM UTC in I've got court in an hour.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker Four and a half month continuance, fuck yeah.

    
    time to get