Posts by The Self Taught Man

1. 2016-12-14 at 10:12 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah… no im not. I don't need to force girls to have sex with me. And we don't have basements in texas, try a better anology next time riser.

   
   Why don't you understand humor?
   
   I hate you so much. I hope the baby gets born and is both physically and mentally retarded just llike his dad.
2. 2016-12-14 at 10:09 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I'm curious though, did you really say to your slut, "let me take a picture with your phone of my phone with some guys post on a forum"?

   
   I think it's fair to say she didn't even ask any questions after being dehumanized to the level of a "Bill Krozby" which is what actually makes the joke.
   
3. 2016-12-14 at 10:05 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   You are ONE mental deficiancy and a basement away from being Josef Fritzl.
   
4. 2016-12-14 at 10:04 PM UTC in My computer won't boot. What should I do?
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'll try banging on it .
   
   Post last edited by Actor at 2016-12-14T22:09:10.153253+00:00
5. 2016-12-14 at 10:03 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   None of that made sense.
   
   Will Mary Ann get double neglected once the new one is there to be ignored or have you reached the bottom of parenting already.
6. 2016-12-14 at 10:01 PM UTC in Vegans.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Shut the fuck up and stop stalking certain users because they made you butthurt.
7. 2016-12-14 at 9:58 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Because you are clearly too dumb to follow me when I don't exclusevily talk about you and your personal problems.
   
   His reply had nothing to do with you other than "Bill Krozby" slowly becoming a meme by being a synonyme for failure. It was short, cold and funny. Kinda like Malice's dick. ZONK!
8. 2016-12-14 at 9:53 PM UTC in Vegans.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I like that Malice a lot more than the angry one. How about you, Mal?
9. 2016-12-14 at 9:49 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Forget that fuckhead and his fucking post, Doug. Forget what I said. Fuck that. Let's get to the meat.
   
   You could possibly spawn another child. How can even use Spermazide wrong?
10. 2016-12-14 at 9:45 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When the child's born and the mother dies before Bill Krozby can cop out, is he forced to take care of the kid?
    
    I'll get that slut killed just so you have to, at least, pay for this one.
11. 2016-12-14 at 9:45 PM UTC in The bigly
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic politics aside, donald trump is a moron.

    
    That's why he's a billionaire leader of the free world. Most popular man alive on earth. I'll listen to him over ANYONE ELSE
12. 2016-12-14 at 9:42 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    His reply was flawless and I don't give props easily. Just shut the fuck up is all I'm saying.
    
    AND STOP EDITING EVERY POST SO YOU LOOK LESS REKT FAGGOT!
13. 2016-12-14 at 9:39 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Paranoid Schizophrenia once again...
    
    
14. 2016-12-14 at 9:33 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Imaging you're the dude from Homeland Security who has to read this thread, lol.
    
    Bomb the Queen. Allahu Akbar.
15. 2016-12-14 at 9:32 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    On top of his game you powerbottom queer homo faggot for fucks sake. NIGGA. Not everything is about you, like, for example, having a goddamn child. Fuck.
    
    
16. 2016-12-14 at 9:29 PM UTC in Vegans.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't talk shit about butter again, by the way.
17. 2016-12-14 at 9:27 PM UTC in Vegans.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by greenplastic What the fuck is a twice baked potato? What's the matter with baking it once for longer? Is it just more bullshit food hype name trends like adding "butter" before some other food to make it sound better? Fuck I hate that shit.

    
    Well, mine was from yesterday so I baked it again. Didn't know that was a meal.
18. 2016-12-14 at 9:24 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock after calling her 'Bill Krozby' a dozen times she didn't even ask

    
    That was your best post ever. Stop while you're on top, homie.
19. 2016-12-14 at 9:23 PM UTC in Girl I've been seeing says she's pregnant.
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Whoa ho ho... 10 pages and I haven't even posted in here.
    
    So far I have sploo, Lanny, mmQ and Finny on the win list. Pretty good mix.
    
20. 2016-12-14 at 9 PM UTC in FUCK JEFF HUNTER
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Secret:
    
    Jeff didn't really shut down The Screaming Electron over the philosophy that knowledge can now be gained anywhere on the modern Internet. He HAD to shut down, but just didn't want to admit it. You see, the old bird abandoned his community. He didn't give it the attention it deserved. He would disappear for months at a time, at the end. The server itself was in terrible shape. The content was being polluted on a daily basis. And to make matters even more concerning, he left his attack dog, acidmelt, in charge, with the giggly lapdog, zok, in tow. Attrocities were committed on good members who had broken no rules, and just because their OPINIONS didn't sit well with some. Bad mistake. Big mistake. Last mistake. The Temple is not one to be trifled with. So, after repeated pleas for assistance from Jeff were ignored, his spare admin account was hacked. Complete and utter control of the site was gained. When Jeff finally surfaced, imagine his horror, to find a whole new staff lineup had been selected, acidmelt and zok and their lapdogs were locked out, and the server was now in the hands of some mysterious monster of his own creation? Ironic, isn't it? So he just had to let it all go. And really, isn't that what the end result would have been anyways, only for the sport of the actual villains of the story instead? And then there were those would-be posers to follow, a rough collection of circlejerking hopefuls, who also met the same fate, and for the same reasons. And now, at this late date, has history taught the lesson? Or are we still in the dark about how freedom of expression will always thwart the forces of The Man, in the end? The Thought Police will never win. To think that you can win is merely a pipe dream for the delusional and the chronically/terminally stupid. Has this mystery been solved? Or do we still have more to learn in this regard? Only time will tell.

    
    Didn't read, too much bullshit