2017-07-16 at 9:59 PM UTC
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best way to hang yourself?
Originally posted by mmQ
What if you were blindfolded and they told you it was a katana but they really used an ax? Would you feel cheated?
Yeah I wouldn't wanna be blindfolded tho it'd be cool to see the world fly around as my head falls down and my brain stops working llol
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If I didn't have the singularity to look forward to I would become a serial killer
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Originally posted by infinityshock
i haven't decided if its adorable that you think so…or just pathetic.
if I'm going 11mph over and you're in my way I'll do you like I did the cutesty little pickup truck on I95 doing 80 when I was doing 100 a few weeks ago that literally careened off into the median between N-bound and S-bound traffic.
I left the driver with a bit of a smirk on my face…barely even a twinge of my lips…nothing else. not so much as a smile or you-numba-one finger wave.
don't expect even that much from me, sweetcheeks.
you're welcome to try and get my tag number.
Haha I knew you were dying to share your little made-up story. You try that shit with me and I'll leave you trapped in your car to burn alive and I'll stop to film your screams and upload to LiveLeak for our amusement.
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2017-07-12 at 5:39 PM UTC
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ITT we post really sexy women
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You guys take it wayyy too seriously. Like fuck, grow up. I've had every member in the history of Totse/Zoklet insult me with everything in the book, and do you see my crying about it? So what if he wants to cram a black man's prosthetic dick so far up your anal chute, people will think you were born in Trinidad and Tobago? Does it really matter? Nooo! It does not! Just carry on as normal. As usual. Insult in kind. But don't make these shitty "leg-up" threads. All this accomplishes is to make you look weak and frail and victimized. In fact, that's exactly why he does it to you all.
No offense because I like you, but you're the one thats taking it too seriously. bill the cat does not directly effect my life in anyway, and I'm already aware he will always spew out the same bullshit. I just like to talk shit to him because he's a fuck head and never lets up regardless of what anyone post.
But one thing I will mention is I don't realize why you back him up so much, I know a lot of people on here are assholes and troll, but he's nothing more than that.
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2017-07-11 at 10:26 PM UTC
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ATTN: Kinkou II
Originally posted by infinityshock
you've obviously never smelt and elephant.
I'm not talking about monkeys and farm animals hygiene practices.
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2017-07-11 at 9:53 PM UTC
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ITT we post really sexy women
sexy as fuck:
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2017-07-11 at 9:10 PM UTC
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Guy eats 10,000 calories
Originally posted by infinityshock
you're a nigger
^^that's a cop out
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All you do is talk shit but never show up for shit when you should. You talk shit and that is all. That's worthless, boring and annoying.
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2017-07-10 at 11:42 PM UTC
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Ganja appreciation thread
RIP weedstation 2012 - 2016
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Since there seems to be some confusion: a short guide on how to drive
1. Drive in the appropriate lane. The lane farthest left is the fast lane (in the US). I don't care if you're doing 90 in a 35 zone, if someone comes up behind you, move into the slow lane and let them by. Do not stay in the fast lane because "they shouldn't be going that fast anyway." You are not the police. It is not your job to tell people how fast they should be going. That person could be rushing a stabbing victim to the hospital for all you know. Or they might just want more beer. It's none of your fucking business either way. Move.
2. If you can't maintain a speed greater than 5 below the speed limit on a two lane road, you should not be driving. I don't care how much you value your independence. I don't care if you're driving some piece of shit moped. Either get off the road, find a different way with lower speed limits or more lanes, or, if you absolutely must go that way, pull over into the shoulder and let people by if a train of cars is forming behind you.
3. Put on your turn signal before you hit the brakes. If you randomly hit the brakes and then put on your turn signal 2 seconds before your turn, you might as well have not even signaled. That's like flushing the toilet before you take a shit; it's maddeningly unhelpful and the person behind you will not be pleased.
4. The shoulder does not magically become a driving lane on a crowded interstate unless you are emergency services. Not only does it make congestion worse, but you very well could cost someone their life if an ambulance can't get through. All just to save a few minutes.
5. Driving 2 inches from my rear bumper on a two lane road does not magically make the person in front of me go faster. Don't fucking do it unless you are desperate for higher insurance payments.
6. At a 4-way stop, the person that stops at the sign first goes first. Glancing around to make sure nobody is moving, then cruising through the stop sign is not acceptable. If there is no one on any side of the 4-way stop except you, feel free to cruise through if you're willing to risk a ticket.
7. The double-yellow line is not a suggestion. Don't fucking cross it.
8. Those dotted white lines on a 4 (or more) lane road are not suggestions. Unless you're changing lanes, don't fucking cross them.
9. A green traffic light means "Go."
Not "finish your text and go." Not "find whatever you're digging in between your seats for and then go." Not "finish smacking your children and then go." It means "Go. Now. "
10. Don't stop 2 inches behind a driver at a red light on a steep hill. Keep your distance. If that person is driving a manual transmission and rolls backwards into you, guess who's getting blamed?
11. If you're driving and somebody begins to pass you, do not speed up just to prevent them from passing you. If you're actually going to continue going faster, fine. But if you immediately slow down right after that driver pulls in behind you, and then speed back up when they attempt to pass you again, you need to kill yourself in the most painful way possible. There is no fucking reason for this. Ever. All I can do is pray to God that this doesn't happen in other states/countries, because this is literally one of the stupidest and most maddening things I've ever seen, and I see it all the time. I can't even begin to understand why people do this.
Fucking South Carolinians can't drive for shit.
Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-07-08T10:27:39.088944+00:00
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Originally posted by RestStop
Just leave the redbones and native females 18-23 and also bill the scum fuck around so we can have someone to cuck and it's whatever brah.
Fine by me. I'll be plowing these sorts in Iceland anyway.
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
is that you?
He needs to stop hanging around places that focus on IQ; his isolation stops him from getting balanced perspectives on the importance of raw intelligence in general. IQ doesn't translate into any real, tangible benefit; it's more or less the potential to achieve.
In terms of IQ tests specifically, I think IQ COULD be a good benchmark for intelligence-potential, but preparation for such tests and the repeated performance of such essentially condition a person to think specifically in the way those tests operate - essentially unless you go into it blind, you're not being tested for general intelligence, you're being tested on how well you can game an IQ test.
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2017-07-04 at 5:27 PM UTC
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Self Mutilation
Please do drugs to dull the pain, like a normal person. You too HTS. Thank you.
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2017-07-04 at 3:56 PM UTC
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Self Mutilation
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I stopped doing this regularly around 17 or so. It's a bitch having to explain to some faggot why you do this to yourself, and deal with the "Don't do that" shit.
No one can help you with this mentality and these two sentences alone prove your nothing more than an attention whore...oh yeah /thread.
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2017-07-04 at 12:31 AM UTC
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Is anyone here poly?
Everyone should just stop replying to infinity so he stops posting. Lol.
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2017-07-01 at 11:03 PM UTC
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Canada Day
Originally posted by Nil
Lol our government once issued a warning about carry cash in the states because your police seize money, glad we're at least free from police highway robbery.
That doesn't happen here and I have never heard about anything like that before.
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Originally posted by greenplastic
i've got all day, a phone that can record videos, whatever i need, plus im high on etiz, what should i do?
my ideas:
- go interview homeless people about things and give them rc's to try and rate (kinda sketchy, might get arrested)
- go around telling people "psssst hey that guy over there is a trump supporter and he told me he thinks ur dumb", then videotape to see if a fight breaks out
Shitpost #3
Dude, just print up niggasin.space with Trumps face on stickers and run around the most liberal college town near you and slap them on the back of peoples winshields and over other peoples banners and posts and hand them out.
That would make this site way more fun if a bunch of far-left came in here and started bitching about shit they read. Very comical and probably Justified too Hmmphh!
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spray paint NIS url
snort lines of meth at mcdonalds in front of children.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
i just drank a protein drink containing milk, eggs, powdered milk, yoghurt, protein powder/flavoring, and rice-drink that i made at 9pm last night. it is currently 6:30pm
hows that work for ya, faggot.
i hope you get food poisoning
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