Everything in your house that your ex gave u that reminds u of him must be sold or given away. #SoulTies
Some people turn relics from previous relationships into idols in their homes that can’t be touched. #SoulTies
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GTA V Online and The Elder Scrolls Online.
So many niggers and kids on GTA
ESO looks like something that would have come out on the original xbox.
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AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
How do you wipe your ass with two broken arms?
I think this dude is going to need a real friend soon.
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2017-08-15 at 5:25 AM UTC
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Ice cream man
Nil
African Astronaut
[the overexcited four-footed chanar]
Ya know what the world needs? Mobile Omelette stands.
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2017-08-14 at 6:06 AM UTC
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I'm drinking alcohol
~~~imagine you're walking out of a tent or RV and right before you is a fire with a view of mountains off in the distance~~~
all that there is is you, your camper, a bong and maybe a few other camp goers
***ok siri play skyrim soundtrack***
suddenly (keep in mind this scenario is during the winter)) Elder Scrolls music plays in the background while you gaze at the mountaiins, realizng you can explore them yourself so you grab your rifle and mountian climbing gear and head for the rocks.
That life sounds so much more human and interesting than this piece of shit existence the industrialists have created for us.
I'm so sick of towns and cities and cars and urban infastrcuture I want to escape this and \just BE and LIVE and be ONE WITH NATURE like seriously be outside everyday, have that camp fire going and the smells and the sweat and riding my bike through the trails with NOTHING but trees and dirt and nature
Holy shit
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Midnight kitty
Originally posted by infinityshock
fapping rape victim
Wow you're really getting bad at this.
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2017-08-11 at 3:59 AM UTC
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WWIII
PARANOIA DEATH
OUR MISSILES ARE TIPPED WITH
PARANOIA
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Originally posted by HTS
A finger or two is better. Go exploring for your prostate. Or ask your dad.
Prostate masturbation can be a great thing.
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2017-08-11 at 1:20 AM UTC
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WWIII
When I plan on bombing a country that could easily turn mine into glass, I announce it a couple weeks in advance. Makes sense.
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2017-08-10 at 2:18 AM UTC
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WWIII
North Korea has been making threats for decades. Even if they did anything, they'd be fucked in about a day. It would be suicide. As crazy as they seem and as much posturing as they do, they know better. Nothing is going to come of this.
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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Originally posted by infinityshock
cant wait for it to happen
You're edgy and kind of creepy too.
You want to play cowboys and indians don't you
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I'm probably not the only one who read this as "I just want to shit in my bath tub...", but I probably am the only one who - for a split second - thought "me too". Imagine the liberation. The freedom from taboo. Shitting in the tub. I'd laugh maniacally, like some super villain whose master plan is finally coming to fruition.
Also: what if life is actually a simulation and the only way you can "log out" and experience the real world again is dropping a log out in your bathtub. Mash, test this out for me.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by infinityshock
youre not dead yet
resolve that problem immediately, faggot
don't think so lil bro. I will fucking kill you if I ever saw you in real life you half-faggot retard.
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2017-07-18 at 11:15 PM UTC
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I am really really depressed
Originally posted by Sophie
Fuck the Taco Stands mannnnnn
I kinda think they're one of the few things making it worth it to stay alive.
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typical white people
Originally posted by greenplastic
I do shit on those things sometimes. Well not heterosexuality but I guess it's just never come up. It's all in good fun though. Even if you're a racist I'm sure you can agree that language and non-significant cultural aspects like the way people dress are easy to make fun of specifically because there's not much to be seriously defensive about. It's not as if I believe all white people are really retarded, it's just funny because the people in this video do happen to be complete douches and also happen to be white.
Honestly i just have a bias towards nordic/germanic culture. But Sweden got cucked, so i guess it's ok to shit on them.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
that's what I have you for. your tonsils are going to be all the therapy I need.
Don't talk to me. I am going to once again try and heed the advice of others and ignore your faggotry.
Seriously just don't talk to me. You're boring and worthless. I will no longer be replying to or acknowledging you. You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
no, but you can suck my balls.
If you were creative our exchanges could be amusing. But alas, I deliver while you regurgitate. You are a weakling.
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Originally posted by infinityshock
you don't even know what the shit you just said.
Oh god here was a good few hours on the forum now rudely interrupted by the blabbering cock master himself. Thanks you stupid cloud for ruining everything. You're so EDGY!
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You guys have weird reasons to hate people. Green and Falco are both fine members in my opinion.
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