2017-05-20 at 8:42 AM UTC
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Someone losing their mind
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Holy shit, at the hospital I'm doing security for someone is losing their mind. Just got brought in from Kmart where they apparently snapped and just started smashing things. Got brought in by the police, and they were hanging out quietly, and then they freaked out again, started thrashing, alternating between violent thrashing and going completely limp. They're in restraints now.
Crazy thing is, they tested completely negative for drugs. Like totally clean.
Not now, of course. They've been hit with a sedative. They had me help lift them. As soon as anyone got near they started howling in pain and terror.
What could be going on?
During the confrontation they started shouting at my partner, claiming they were stealing his soul. Black, trans woman, hair did up, everything. Other stuff going on tonight too
2017-05-20 at 7:49 AM UTC
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space
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Dude space is so fucking cool. Imagine living out there? On an asteroid, in some sort of a biodome, farming space weed, and then retiring to watch the space features or just stare into the infinite blackness and wonder what could be out there, then go to sleep with your lovely alien/robot wife.
That would be perfect
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
A really pretty Bird sitting on a fence or a powerline and you're not sure when you'll see such natural beauty or even that particular nice bird again so you point it out and say "hey, check out that bird man, what is that? Some kind of blackbird? Sweet red and orange stripes on its wings"
And the other person looks at it, and smiles, doesn't know what the bird is either, species style, but they check it out and agree that it is in fact, a lovely bird.
So you take an extra few minutes out of your day, smoke a cigarette, and watch the animals run around in the quiet, broken only by the ODD sounds of nature here and there
2017-05-20 at 6:48 AM UTC
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Headstrong bundy
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
In my town some kids were fucking with bowling balls. Tried dropping it from a bridge with the idea it'd split when it hits the road. Thought they'd go for a double by dropping it in front of a car for a good spook. Mistimed the drop and it went through the roof of the cab of a truck and killed a guy.
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
I got a joke for you.
You're a pizza.
2017-05-20 at 6:43 AM UTC
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Just found this place
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
New nigga? Old nigga?
One more to the pile. Welcome, friend.
2017-05-20 at 6:40 AM UTC
in
AVE reviews the Juicero
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
I wish I could be as happy, knowledgeable and unconventionally wise. #goals
2017-05-20 at 5:48 AM UTC
in
What you up to tonight?
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Wouldnt you want to do something other than kill time after bumping some meth?
2017-05-20 at 5:40 AM UTC
in
What you up to tonight?
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
So my niggas, been a slow one. What are all my fine upstanding members of society up to today?
2017-05-17 at 12:24 PM UTC
in
What media do you consume?
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
This could be websites (besides NiS), TV, news (papers or sites) print (not books, periodicals).
I don't really watch tv, but the shit they run, particularly on channels that ought to be educational (discovery, national geographic) is appallingly stupid. I see this stuff on during my patrols and it's almost offensively poor. Street Outlaws? They gave a bunch of rich douchebaga cameras to videotape them cocking around in cars. I've lost count of how many different shows tgere are about fisherman, and this Naked and Afraid is some degenerate shit. They take as many people as they can, remove their clothes, and force then into the woids. No substance, and they're at no risk due to the fact that there are camera crews, and almost certainly support. Fuck it.
So basically I'm looking for new media for the lulls in my shift. Any suggestions?
DocFoster
Tuskegee Airman
[concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
Waiting for the singularity so I can finally get my robot wife and sweet transhuman limbs to fix my shitty crippled ones
