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Posts by DocFoster

  1. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Well shit. So I did. My bad. It's been a weird day guys
  2. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    I didn't say different though. I meant what I said. Broken.
  3. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    That you were fundamentally different from your peers? What caused you to realize you were a broken or damaged being? Do you ever, after the initial realization, have moments of greater clarity where this difference or fundamental problem is brought, perhaps with other realizations, to greater focus in your consciousness?
  4. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Hundred twenty in my old sable
  5. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Anyone will do anything for enough money. Some of us are just more forthcoming about it
  6. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    I'd believe it. Some of these indecipherable ramblings and shitpost could easily pass as such
  7. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Jokes on you I am at work
  8. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Asking for a friend. Where did you find these instructions for a coup?
  9. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Are there any good countries in the world?
  10. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Take packs of condiments, fold them in half and put them under a toilet seat, particularly under the bumps, if it has them. When someone sits down, mustard, or ketchup will explode all over the back of their legs and ass
  11. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    David Howie made some great music
  12. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    It won't do much unless you make cannabutter, squire
  13. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?
  14. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    I had a scrip for kpin for the longest time. Got straight up addicted to it. You can make your own though?
  15. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Don't change you and your livelihood for comrade dicknuts out on shore leave from the happy house. He goes, not you
  16. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Press F to pay respects













    *f*
  17. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Ingredients:

    - Super glue
    - cheese wire

    Instructions:

    - Tie cheese wire around your neck and to something strong.
    - Open super glue
    - apply liberally onto both hands
    - Place hands on either side of head and wait for glue to dry
    - Kick the stool

    Now the cheese wire will strangle you, then eventually cut through your neck and decapitate you, but since you glued your hands to your head, it will look like you ripped your own head off, which is hardcore as fuck.

    Do the same but with a piano wire and from a substantial height with a good drop before the noose hits. Ideally this would be from the top of a tenement above a basketball court. With any luck, you'll slam dunk your own head!
  18. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    >gluten free
  19. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    Originally posted by NARCassist imagine humans did that? you shagging some bird and a fucking dwarf just comes up and creams all over the both of you.




    .

    A guy can dream
  20. DocFoster Tuskegee Airman [concentrate my unpalatable boomer]
    I hear some people use a little metal eyelet or loop off to the side so it just shoops through the loop and snaps your neck as it goes to the front or back based on weight or position, snapping more efficiently in the process. Works for drop hangs. Not worth it though. You'll never go to space and farm astroweed with your beautiful robot/alien wife.

    I provide this information only so if you choose such a route it's done right and you don't end up in more pain due to being a bedbound cripple with someone wiping your add for you
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