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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I wonder how many porn directors just say fuck it and pull down their pants and jump into the scene, leaving the production ship unattended.
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  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    ps u owe me 10 dollars for winning the bowling contest
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  3. HTS highlight reel
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  4. Borrow a kitty cat, break it's legs, take it 2 the vet, get take home vicodin.

    Repeat.
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  5. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    *tehn
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  6. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by mmQ Can u listen to this song and not find yourself singing to it?



    Even if you sont know the lyrics just kinda singing to it anyway and making them up. Layne Stayley has that voice.


    Know the lyrics by heart. I played this over and over and over in my car until my hubby wanted to hear something else on our travels. I fricken love that CD. A lot of the songs remind me of my son’s struggles with coming of age.

    Especially this one.




    I think I’ve listened to this song hundreds of times.
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  7. CandyRein Black Hole
    *plots revenge bigly*
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  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ StasticiLly unlikely? Sounds like something a human would say. Where I come from there are no such things as statistics. Up is down. Right is wrong. Numbers dont matter. Nothing does.

    The overwhelming aesthetic projection of pure and unbridled beauty that emits from my most meritorious, magnificent, mesmerizing member...

    Prudently proceed with patient appreciation of the near pandemic production of penile pleasure predicted by paleolithic professionals and propagated in perpetuity for true experience of perceived perfection and power, pure in its plot for permanent placement precisely perpendicular to postmodern picturesque products of God's imagination.
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  9. Lanny Bird of Courage
    I got a tattoo on my lower back just above my ass so that I can always remember the words I chose to have inscribed there: "slut"
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  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    You know what else?

    You know when some women (those with self-awareness deficiency disease) say things like "we don't dress provocatively and wear makeup for the sake of men."

    I wonder how many chicks would be wearing makeup and stilettos if they were the only human on Earth.

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  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    If every person on earth suddenly died and you were confirmed the only human being alive...

    Why in the world would you want a tattoo?
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  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ Can u listen to this song and not find yourself singing to it?



    Even if you sont know the lyrics just kinda singing to it anyway and making them up. Layne Stayley has that voice.

    I should vocaroo the recording of me singing that, drunk in high school. Think it's on a CD-R in my drug closet. Not near as good as layne, but I always had a pretty okay voice. And as soon as my voice cracked, I sounded like a middle aged man.

    One of my customers was a dead ringer for layne. Works in a tire shop. Like if you put him in some baggy clothes and dark wraparound shades, put him on a stool on the street in Hollywood somewhere with a backing guitar guy, people would be freaked out.
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  13. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's the go to question when approaching strangers and asking them if they can find meth?

    Are you telling me not everyone gets offered meth like once a day at random? Maybe I should work on muh image.
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  14. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ What's the go to question when approaching strangers and asking them if they can find meth?

    In my hood it's called "side". Just ask them if they know of anyone around that can find some "side."

    Sometimes you'll luck out and they'll have a few points right there that they can sell you, but if you want quantity, they'll have to take you to the re up house or to another dealer. They'll size you up first. They'll ask if you're a cop. Then they'll usually take you there.

    Sometimes they'll ask for the money up front and be like "I have to gotta go into this apartment for like 10 minutes. The dude doesn't want any strangers inside so just wait here."

    At that point, it's a roll of the dice.

    But that's how fucking Mario burned me on $200 weed deal when I was 16.

    In the front door with my $200, and out the backdoor of the building. Me stuck waiting around like a chump.
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  15. larrylegend8383 Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ See this is why I said I don't do politics. Two (or more) groups calling each other retards. People focusing on problems instead of solutions.

    Kitten Mittens, Wren. Solutions to the problem.
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  16. Ghost Black Hole
    holding the flame too close to the bowl... not rolling it.. probably burning her fingers and ruining the jimmy, smash that shit, get a new pipe and keep practicing!

    When you have been awake for a few days and your eyes start crossing for no reason it can be hard to aim the flame correctly sometimes though which is a forgivable transgression

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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Alcohol By Volume?

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  18. Technologist victim of incest
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  19. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    He'll pull out them DUHCKETS. Ever since the motorcycle wreck in 2009 he's been STUHNTIN. So many DRUG SAHLES.
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by ohfralala

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