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2019-04-02 at 6:52 AM UTC in I hate fagsI wonder how many porn directors just say fuck it and pull down their pants and jump into the scene, leaving the production ship unattended.
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2019-04-02 at 5:07 AM UTC in Ban §m£ÂgØL everyday
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2019-04-01 at 1:12 PM UTC in Man wearing MAGA hat slashes another man with a sword
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2019-03-27 at 12:36 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionBorrow a kitty cat, break it's legs, take it 2 the vet, get take home vicodin.
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2019-03-27 at 11:48 AM UTC in There are gangstalkers outside my house right now*tehn
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2019-03-27 at 10:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by mmQ Can u listen to this song and not find yourself singing to it?
Even if you sont know the lyrics just kinda singing to it anyway and making them up. Layne Stayley has that voice.
Know the lyrics by heart. I played this over and over and over in my car until my hubby wanted to hear something else on our travels. I fricken love that CD. A lot of the songs remind me of my son’s struggles with coming of age.
Especially this one.
I think I’ve listened to this song hundreds of times. -
2019-03-27 at 8:59 AM UTC in Alan musk is a cyborg*plots revenge bigly*
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2019-03-27 at 8:38 AM UTC in It's kinda crazy its 2019.
Originally posted by mmQ StasticiLly unlikely? Sounds like something a human would say. Where I come from there are no such things as statistics. Up is down. Right is wrong. Numbers dont matter. Nothing does.
The overwhelming aesthetic projection of pure and unbridled beauty that emits from my most meritorious, magnificent, mesmerizing member...
Prudently proceed with patient appreciation of the near pandemic production of penile pleasure predicted by paleolithic professionals and propagated in perpetuity for true experience of perceived perfection and power, pure in its plot for permanent placement precisely perpendicular to postmodern picturesque products of God's imagination. -
2019-03-27 at 7:51 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?I got a tattoo on my lower back just above my ass so that I can always remember the words I chose to have inscribed there: "slut"
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2019-03-27 at 7:22 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?You know what else?
You know when some women (those with self-awareness deficiency disease) say things like "we don't dress provocatively and wear makeup for the sake of men."
I wonder how many chicks would be wearing makeup and stilettos if they were the only human on Earth.
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2019-03-27 at 7:01 AM UTC in Tattoos do you think people get them for themselves or for others?If every person on earth suddenly died and you were confirmed the only human being alive...
Why in the world would you want a tattoo? -
2019-03-27 at 6:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by mmQ Can u listen to this song and not find yourself singing to it?
Even if you sont know the lyrics just kinda singing to it anyway and making them up. Layne Stayley has that voice.
I should vocaroo the recording of me singing that, drunk in high school. Think it's on a CD-R in my drug closet. Not near as good as layne, but I always had a pretty okay voice. And as soon as my voice cracked, I sounded like a middle aged man.
One of my customers was a dead ringer for layne. Works in a tire shop. Like if you put him in some baggy clothes and dark wraparound shades, put him on a stool on the street in Hollywood somewhere with a backing guitar guy, people would be freaked out. -
2019-03-27 at 4:39 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
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2019-03-27 at 4:05 AM UTC in When your meth dealer tells you he won't front you this time...
Originally posted by mmQ What's the go to question when approaching strangers and asking them if they can find meth?
In my hood it's called "side". Just ask them if they know of anyone around that can find some "side."
Sometimes you'll luck out and they'll have a few points right there that they can sell you, but if you want quantity, they'll have to take you to the re up house or to another dealer. They'll size you up first. They'll ask if you're a cop. Then they'll usually take you there.
Sometimes they'll ask for the money up front and be like "I have to gotta go into this apartment for like 10 minutes. The dude doesn't want any strangers inside so just wait here."
At that point, it's a roll of the dice.
But that's how fucking Mario burned me on $200 weed deal when I was 16.
In the front door with my $200, and out the backdoor of the building. Me stuck waiting around like a chump. -
2019-03-27 at 3:08 AM UTC in Attention: Libtards
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2019-03-27 at 1:51 AM UTC in Do any drugs taste GOODholding the flame too close to the bowl... not rolling it.. probably burning her fingers and ruining the jimmy, smash that shit, get a new pipe and keep practicing!
When you have been awake for a few days and your eyes start crossing for no reason it can be hard to aim the flame correctly sometimes though which is a forgivable transgression
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2019-03-26 at 10:23 PM UTC in eating abv doesn't do anything to meAlcohol By Volume?
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2019-03-26 at 1:43 PM UTC in FUCK YOU
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2019-03-26 at 12:32 PM UTC in What happened to the king of the TC fags, aka Grimace?He'll pull out them DUHCKETS. Ever since the motorcycle wreck in 2009 he's been STUHNTIN. So many DRUG SAHLES.
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2019-03-26 at 6:47 AM UTC in Hey Frala