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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ I'm trying to figure out how to use a PS4 controller to play Aladdin on a Sega Genesis emulator. I'll figure it out. The fun thing is playing alladin at all. As it's been idk 25 years or so, its bringing back fun little nostalgia memories. Finally got a nice lappy and instead of using it for new games I'm just getting nes snes and Sega games for now. Looking for that old school dopamine hit

    I remember that fucking game


    I got up to the part where you're escaping from the collapsing magic cave on the carpet and couldn't get any further, was convinced that was the end of the game and it just kept speeding up until you crashed
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  2. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Dumping my ass

    Also Kafka sucks, that's such a disgusting thing to post. You suck.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you should tell the cops the manager keeps sneaking in while you're asleep and tries to fuck you
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  4. Originally posted by mmQ Is 2023 really gonna start off this good? Tee hee. Finally got a new kitty bitty since Chootie. She's 9 years old and her name is Sophie but I'm gonna change it lol. (No disrespect Sophie if you're not dead and reading this). This is her. She has a nub tail. 🥰 Her previous owner never really played with her or gave her any cat toys at all, so naturally I went out and bought her a couple dozen toys and some scratch pads and houses and treats and I'm gonna spoil her. I think she's overwhelmed so far but she seems to be happy. My bed is her safe space and she won't stop trying to hug me. Thanks.


    Thats a nice fuckin kitty
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  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Is 2023 really gonna start off this good? Tee hee. Finally got a new kitty bitty since Chootie. She's 9 years old and her name is Sophie but I'm gonna change it lol. (No disrespect Sophie if you're not dead and reading this). This is her. She has a nub tail. 🥰 Her previous owner never really played with her or gave her any cat toys at all, so naturally I went out and bought her a couple dozen toys and some scratch pads and houses and treats and I'm gonna spoil her. I think she's overwhelmed so far but she seems to be happy. My bed is her safe space and she won't stop trying to hug me. Thanks.


    I'm so so happy for you! Not Sophie is very cute. A very rare orange tabby that's a girl. Looks just like my cat but he only has one tatted arm with orange stripes in the front and the rest are white
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  6. i think. Ill check when i get home
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ No but my friend wants to, lol.

    i got you, bro
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  8. Happy new year, niggas.
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  9. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I just remembered who actually would get me. I'll message them. I'm a silly goose.

    What are you worried about, monopoly mushrooms?
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  11. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    Met some Indian guy called Bhatmit, pronounced like "butt meat" or "butt meet", in my head I'm thinking haha gay homo faggot what a gay ass name, like you enjoy eating butt meat or you like meeting butts or meeting cock with your butt??? but he was a nice guy, handled our contract draft well.
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  12. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    imagine getting so drunk you accidentally type 'dog sex' into a news search instead of a tube site
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  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2186746/Shane-Walker-Sarah-Dae-Walker-Couple-used-Craigslist-solicit-dog-sex-AVOID-prison-sentence.html
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  14. blaster master victim of incest
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  15. Balloon Man African Astronaut
    What if some racist white guy said that to a black person trying to speak to them in a polite, calm and nonthreatening man where the interaction was first initiated aggressively by the white?

    How would you react if presented with such a situation unfolding before your own eyes?
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  16. No one cares, faggot
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  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Can u cum without balls?

    Asking for a friend

    No wait no im not

    Im asking because op is a post /half/ op tranny

    varies from person to person but yeah, most ppl i think can still 'cum' ie orgasm.

    'ejaculate' (n.) consists solely of prostatic fluid, for obvious reasons (or close enough to solely, idk the composition of cum off da top o' my head). not sure if there was an effect on the *ahem* velocity of ejaculation, i was never one to be firing thick ropy ribbons of cum to begin with. my loads have never been 'shot', so much as... jelq'd and dripped.

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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Kind of unrelated but
    What's your favorite kind of taco?

    is that a reference to https://delicioustacos.substack.com/? I don't really like him


    if you're talking about actual tacos I like SOFT CHICKEN best
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  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ I have a more normal question – hi. How have you been?

    Are you using heroin these days Lucy?

    NOPE opiates are gross and for losers

    im doing good tho :)
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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    AMEX BLACKED PLATINUM
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