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2019-07-01 at 4:03 PM UTC in The colors if this site look like the rainforest cafe's color scheme.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-07-01 at 2:51 PM UTC in The colors if this site look like the rainforest cafe's color scheme.
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Ah a Restaurant for twats, got it.
No, the Rainforest Cafe is fucking awesome. They have all sorts of tropical fish and it storms inside the restaurant and gets dark with thunder and lightning. They have animatronic animals too. Whole place looks like a jungle there are vines and trees and leaves everywhere. It's one of the coolest atmosphere's I've seen in a restaurant.
It's cooler than going to some Italian place that'll charge the same but DONT have a grumbling robot COCKodile or big coral reefs of fish to look at while you eat fish.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-07-01 at 2 PM UTC in look in desperate can anyone help ASAP
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We don't know how to be homeless and ebegging for drug money on NIS?
..oh darn
That is not what I'm saying.
I'm saying you don't know how ridiculous OP actually is. I'll just make a quick list of things I have personally seen while with her.
-Getting out of a moving car while pregnant
-Throwing what would have been her to be born baby's crib out into the yard during an argument with her husband. He did not have a crib even by his first birthday when I came back to visit.
-Pulling a gun on me so she could kill herself in peace... twice. The second time I had already thrown out the bullets with her grandmother because we didn't want her having access to them, but she didn't know that and she didn't even check the gun. The first time I distinctly remember the phrase, "I don't give a fuck I'll shoot him through the fucking wall" (in reference to me, sipping on rum in my room and chilling on the computer to get away from their arguing)
-Didn't want to go into Walmart to ask them if I could BORROW a gas can (not buy) at hydro's request, so she started ripping chunks out of her hair in the parking lot and screaming at the top of her lungs I WANT TO DIE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE OH GOD WHY CAN'T I JUST BE FUCKING DEAD. There were some cart boys collecting carts and I remember them stopping dead in their tracks to look. This is when I got out, got refused for a can (like I knew would obviously happen) so I bought one so we could get some fucking gas and leave already, and she got mad at me for buying the can.
-Believes in a completely fictional deity she made up called Plantessi.
-Tried to prostitute herself while in a relationship with me. Later did it while in a relationship with another member. Finally, she got in a relationship with a third NIS member who did not care about her prostitution, but evidently thought her crazy enough to ghost her while she was in surgery.
-Named her kid some really crazy shit that I will not repeat, but it will probably fuck him up later in life unless he's really really hardworking like that Marijuana Pepsi girl who was in the news recently.
-Gave birth at home in a metal trough filled with water and fed the placenta to her 12 dogs she had at the time.
-Was in a relationship with a guy she knew molested a 6 year old girl. For ten fucking years. Even after he hit her across the head with a metal pipe and made her have a seizure. Even after he violently raped her, and continued to rape her. But all that said, they were equally as abusive towards each other. Literally everyone in her family was so obscenely toxic. I thought it was bad when I hitchhiked down the first time as I'd never seen anyone so casually yell like that at their spouse/father. Second time all hell broke loose and she showed me how crazy she really was.
-Called the police and made them do a welfare check because she told them I had killed my mom. This was after I had told her I didn't want to talk to her anymore and stopped responding to her texts
-One time she took a bunch of benzos and texted me a bunch of shit about how she wanted to die and "Goodbye because I'm going to do suicide by cop" and then just left me hanging the rest of the night.
-Another time I dumped her and she tried to pull out her IUD with pliers and told me she was thinking about burning her cunt with lye so it doesn't have feeling because 'If I'm not having sex with you then I never want sex again." Obviously this was a massive fucking lie.
But for what its worth, I do think she really needs opiates. Not heroin though. Nobody needs street heroin. She's got legitimate medical conditions though from being stupid and getting kicked around by horses and shit. I could seriously go on with the stories because there are tons of them. She went into big yelling matches at LEAST every other day, no exaggeration.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-30 at 8:07 PM UTC in Fatchew is currently experiencing the downward trajectory of a manic depressive cycleFolks, this obese squatter has finally woken up and smelled the kill yourself faggot
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2019-06-30 at 3:02 PM UTC in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM GONNA MURDER MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR FFSDon't blame dogs for their irresponsible owners. Poison your neighbor if anything.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-30 at 3:02 PM UTC in JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM GONNA MURDER MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR FFSDog should have shat on youThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-30 at 1:06 PM UTC in So I was at this event yesterday this beach music thingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-30 at 1:02 PM UTC in stand up comedy is absolute trashI saw Jeff Dunham live when I was on shrooms and bundy it wasn't a good experience. Psychedelics and stand up comedy is the worstThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-30 at 12:35 PM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
Originally posted by mmQ All jokes aside if me and sudoku were doing MANY YEARS I still wouldn't fuck him I dont think. I've never done long enough time to need or want to fuck a guy to satisfy my sexual urges. I dont think he has either but I cant speak for him.
We really WOULD have cool times in our cell if we were there together. Haha. Maybe. I need you to know how to play prison spades properly though. Panny talks shit and boasts about his 2 years or whatever he did but he sucks at spades. I just dont get it. That's the only thing that matters to me.
There are so many little nuances to spades and got DAMN if you have a P that knows what's up you can eat and live like a king. I hate retarded spades players. I'm getting mad.
Yeah up here there's not much consensual gay prison sex. You kind of are looked at really weird for that, couldn't hang with certain people, might have to leave a range etc. I'm more the type to try to manipulate a female prison staff member by thinking of something to say to her everyday so she sees me as different from other cons and wants to help me.
Spades is a 4 person game, up here people mostly play whist which is autistic spades. Also tens and spades. I remember learning to play tens with a huge 300lb Haitian crip who was getting really excited and slammed the cards down and got up, kicked the chair and left and room and started yelling out of excitement when he won the first tens hand I ever played and I was stoned and laughed all night thinking about that big bastard getting so excited he like pushed people out the way so he could express his excitement by leaving the room.
There's also big 3 (or big 2) and crazy 8s for 1 v 1 play. Spades is just whist with rotating trump. I've seen quite a few fights over whist and literally any time a monopoly board comes out "nah fuck bud come in the celllll"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-30 at 11:56 AM UTC in Anyone used to post on Zoklet
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Criminals can't cope with being degenerates so they lionize jail time
Some do as a status thing because people have preconceived notions about what people who spend time in jail are like (like wariat). Some thing it's legitimately cool to be hang out with people who got caught and eat shitty food and get no pussy and have the value of your life reduced to your possessions. Some are fucked and talk about it because they feel others will relate to them more because it's omnipresent in their life, even after release they compare things and feel like prison is the "natural state" and "da real world" is just a temporary vacation that makes less sense than prison (which it does). Obviously I'm of the latter category. Man I wish I had mmq as a celly we'd have some laughs at night.
Laughs is jail slang for anal sexThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-30 at 3:48 AM UTC in the OFFICIAL wordfiltеr suggestion threadenhance trump to cheeto man
enhance juicebox to rhonda rhabdo or rhabdo Rousey
enhance autism to special power
enhance spectral to old man winter
enhance booze to poetry juice or jesus juice
enhance america to north korea
enhance deez nuts to yo chinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-28 at 3:24 AM UTC in Itt: a picture of candyreins vaginaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-27 at 10:08 PM UTC in Where's Zooks?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-27 at 8:16 PM UTC in What is the evolutionary purpose of pubic hair?
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2019-06-27 at 7:56 PM UTC in do you endure some slight level of discomfort in order to look better in clothes?jigs dear old mom when she towels me off
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2019-06-27 at 7:50 PM UTC in Where's Zooks?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-27 at 6:58 PM UTC in Do any of you faggots hunt?Well, cops are tremendously stupid too so it looks like you got lucky
I was just as bad when I was younger. We would drive by a certain cop's house shooting guns out of the car "just to troll the cop into thinking somebody he had arrested was taking revenge"
Glad we're both still here, for what it's worthThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-06-27 at 4:21 PM UTC in I love my new catThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-06-27 at 4:02 PM UTC in Itt: a picture of candyreins vagina
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2019-06-27 at 3:22 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by mmQ All consensual? This needs a source.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
