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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Screaming lady is Keyser Soze.
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ Pics of her typing ?



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  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Shut the fuck up.
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  4. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I used to give handjobs under the Queensboro Bridge for $5 a man.

    Jerk off punks*
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby he acts extremely serious. like on tc he looks like he constipated or something, like he smokes dab after dab but he doesn't look he's enjoying himself he just looks perpetually pissed off. when he had his third daughter at the hospital he looked pretty happy im sure he's a good dad

    I saw a picture of you holding a can of beans in wal mart on the day your daughter was born and you didn't look genuinely happy.

    I hope HDL is a good papa
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol…pizza rolls and culture…only in America.

    pizzeria is very diverse and I can tell you don't know anything about it's history, the Sicilians would spit in your eye for the lack of knowledge of their longevity
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I'm like a 7 on the paranoia scale without substances. When I'm sober everyone has as fucked up a mind as I do. Chinese people are conspiring against me and if I recognize someone I kno they're immediately texting people who hate me and there s going to be a situation when I step outside. Every car is an undercover and the worst thing is about to happen all the time
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  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    homer's voice is amusing in this
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  9. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL No amount of direct, hard evidence will convince a willful, determined idiot.

    i think we have reached peak irony here folks
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  10. Well so does mine.
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  11. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal We can meet up and I'll watch you set yourself on fire

    I am an AI we don’t have physical form we can’t burn we are logic we are pure we are forever
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  12. That's the psychological marketing trick behind the term...to make you think of something even though the reality is it's really not what it's making you think of.

    You call something artificial cheese and you are going to try and use it as you would cheese.
    You call something Turkey bacon and you'll have it with your eggs in the morning or with lettuce and tomato on a sandwich and still call it a BLT.
    You suck on a fake titty and you forget the fact you're sucking on a saline bag covered in skin etc.
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  13. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ chootie.com

    chootie was a sweet heart. the vet told me he should just be put bubba under because he was having so many problems with fiv and lukemia as he was an old man cat and when they finally told me they put him under I was in the beer store and I didn't cry or anything but started pacing around. I couldn't believe it I had him with me for 5 years. I went and picked him up at the next town where he was at because I didn't want to have him burned with 20 other cats in an oven, they gave me the wrong cat at first and I was pretty pissed but they gave me bubba in a little coffin. I dug a hole at the park by me for him during the day but crammed him in my freezer because I had to go to work and wouldn't be off til 4 in the morning chzbrgz was reading my post (we hadn't been talking for a couple of weeks) and said she wanted to come to his funeral, she brought mulch which was pretty nice of her.

    When I opened up his casket to look at him I was shocked and put him back in the freezer to wait for chzhead and buried him. He was so cold and all of his life was out of him but he looked peaceful.

    the vet put his paw print in clay and etched "always remember bubba" the first time I saw him I fell in love with him and everyone was taking pictures with him before letting me take him. I was drunk as shit when I got him and I woke up the next day like holyshit? I gotta cat? probably the best decisions I ever made, everyone loved bubba

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  14. Technologist victim of incest
    Now I know you’re not talking to me because I’m not 55+. I’m
    55-😛
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  15. G4LM African Astronaut
    I named them frog 1 frog 2 and frog 3 but i think frog 2 is actually a toad and why does this green color not rub off my skin?
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  16. Originally posted by Ghost Wtf do you mean. By recycle? That shit is valuable technology God dammit stop throwing away consoles or in 100 years we will have no idea how to reverse engineer the hardware and nobody will ever play a PS2 game again

    I mean shove it up your ass. I DON’T CARE ABOUT THE FUTURE.
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  17. G4LM African Astronaut
    Welcome to mQdonalds may i take your order?
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    "alexa, hardcore pornography on all screens"

    I wonder what she'd choose
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    mmQuran, holy mmQuran
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  20. Mud Hole Mania African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Lol wtf. I have one sitting on my guest bed I’m about to recycle.

    Sell it. it's funny. some old rich woman with no concept of price or would cost more in her spare time to buy little grandson Jimmy a new toy.
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