This guy at the gym has a shirt that says "stay safe and be kind" and now I wanna make a shirt that says "I LIVE RUDE AND DANGEROUS" specifically for when I come here in hopes of seeing him again and so I can stare at him and NEVER break eye contact
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This person just slipped me their number on receipt at a bar. We were talking about the film industry n she sa8d she could help me get a job. But shes also almost aa tall as i am, so im also now wondering if this 8s a dude.
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Fermat's difference of squares method and area method are really good for small semiprimes but for larger semiprimes you gotta search for the right difference of squares or the right Pythagorean triple so it still remains a search problem.
That's fucking retarded, I feel like there should exist some simple functions you can plug an semiprime integer into to get the x and y factors. Or like a system of equations.
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Honestly im pretty drunk. i pulled up to the 25 hour subway n there were 2 cops inside. They sized me up and i knew if i looked sketchy they might stop me on my way out so i just looked real NONCHALANT and asked them about if they solved any MURDERS tonight and remarked that it was sad that the city wasnt paying him enough that he had to get a flatbread sandwich instead of the jalapeno cheddar double philly cheesesteak i was getting. Then i said thanks for ur service and got back into my jeep full of whiskey bottles and mushrooms and drove across the street to carls jr to get an oreo milkshake.
On the way feom carls to my home i played HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE. Not the first time ive driven without pants and it certainly dont be the last
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Im casper. I was just reminding logic of when that weird guy came in TC wanting to be dominated and we had him sitting naked in his kitchen with a shoe on his head for like 7 hours.
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That's a new shot now too- the liquefied caliper. As advertised it is literally a cheap plastic caliper melted down in front of you into a shot glass with a splash of your liquor of choice. Target audience of college frat kids, mentally disabled folks, and myself.
Lets pounds cals broskonymous rex!
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If I pee sitting down again I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I thought I had to shit but I sat down and pissed LIKE A BITXH because I couldn't shit. Now I'm gonna sniff dillies while my pants are still down and CLOSE MY SHITTING WINDOW for the night
I hope this is my last post ever
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When I worked at a grocery store people would load their cart with seafood and meat with two 24 packs of beer on the bottom of the cart and just walk out. One would get stopped here and there but otherwise their policy was basically fuck it
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