2024-02-10 at 5:57 PM UTC
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Drake Cock Reveal
Originally posted by Cowboy2013
Not that impressed from the screenshots. And wasn't his mother a jedi sex tourist in Africa like Obama's? I would have expected his father to be packing.
Contrary to popular belief, it's actually the X chromosome that determines one's penis size and not the Y chromosome. He has his mother to thank for his size and not his father. Having said that, yeah, he's just somewhat above average in both length and girth, but I suppose it's the start of "big" according to people.
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Originally posted by Kafka
I usually get garlic mayo with pizza but today had American fritis sauce.
This?
https://fivestartrading-holland.eu/food/party-sauces/remia-american-fritessaus-6-x-500-ml/?lang=en
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2024-02-08 at 3:39 AM UTC
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Sex tourism in Africa
Originally posted by infinityshock
and hispanics. i never realized it when i was younger but those spics start breeding at 12. they lose their virginity to family members at 10…if theyre a late bloomer
This is actually true. South Americans start off really young, I've been told by South Americans. They start as young as 9 and 10.
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2024-02-07 at 7:38 PM UTC
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Sex tourism in Africa
Originally posted by Ghost
I think that means it's legal to fuck children. I can't tell as this seems to be written in retard nigger african
Not gonna lie, that's the first thing I saw as well when I googled it and I was gonna copy and paste it as a joke but decided against it.
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2024-02-07 at 7:39 PM UTC
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Why don’t you guys realize it
People are stupid, yes. I like animals!
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2024-01-23 at 12:25 AM UTC
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Hey Kafka
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Henohenomoheji へへののもへじ
It actually reads:
hehe
jinono
mo
he
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2024-01-11 at 7:10 PM UTC
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I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
It's very cheap, too. It only costs 30 euro per half an hour. Or rather, there's a "you cum, you go" service. If you pay 30 and you finish within 30 minutes, then you're expected to pay another 30 if you want another round. I remember some guy begging his friends for some money so he could go another round. I started laughing on the spot, some dudes are just so downbad.
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2024-01-10 at 5:17 AM UTC
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Sewer Jews
Sewer Jews or see her juice?
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2024-01-10 at 4:12 PM UTC
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Neener neener nigger space
Originally posted by Meikai
As a 30 year old tranny I would just like to submit my expert testimony: this is definitely how a 15 year old girl talks. Anyone who thinks this might be a "65 year old man pretending to be a young girl of (frankly, indeterminate) age" or "some retard who isn't even trying to come across as what they say they are" is clearly kidding themselves. I have never seen a more viscerally real example of a 15 year old from 2024's speech patterns. My faith in this is unshakeable. The reality of everything I have said in this post is unquestionable. You are a 15 year old girl.
Yessir.
I'm still convinced OP is a LARPing middle-aged man. I know zoomer speak and let me tell you, "This ain't it, chief."
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Originally posted by Kafka
Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens
Junji Ito is very zeitgeist and basic bullshit, and not even real horror.
Is that from Spiral? I watched the live-action a few years ago. Normally not the type of horror I like but I ended up liking the movie a lot. It's probably not for everyone though.
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Originally posted by Kafka
OK starting to function
You should probably give up on cigarettes if you're following a skincare routine. Because: "Smoking tobacco regularly is associated with reduced collagen production, elastin breakdown, and premature skin wrinkling."
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2024-01-08 at 4:47 PM UTC
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I'm a 28 year old virgin now!
Two more years before I finally become a wizard and I'm able to cast epic spells, guys. Can't wait.
Well, one year and slightly less than eleven months. :)
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Originally posted by CandyRein
I think I got it too ..Cottdamn
Quick, we have to delete System32!
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Thanks Candy, think I got a virus now. Welp.
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2022-08-14 at 4:26 PM UTC
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Locked galaxy phone
Hey Semi, I was thinking about you the other day. Then I checked my Facebook and I saw two pages of yours. I had you as a friend with your older one, or at least that is what I recall but then I noticed I am only friends with your newer account? How did that happen? Both seem to be inactive, I think. |Anyway hope you're doing well. :)
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Some context: I was having a discussion with a fellow moderator (Moderator 1 in the poll) who claimed out of all staff members, I was the user base's favorite moderator which I disagreed with. He asked me who it was then, so I said it was either him or anyone else, but definitely not me. That prompted him to create a poll to find out. With 10 candidates given, 73 votes were cast (no, not virgins -- VOTES). Here are the results.
Moderator 1: 4 votes (5.5%)
Moderator 2: 6 votes (8.2%)
Moderator 3: 3 votes (4.1%)
Moderator 4: 1 vote (1.4%)
Moderator 5: 3 votes (4.1%)
Moderator 6: 4 votes (5.5%)
Moderator 7: 3 votes (4.1%)
Moderator 8: 0 votes (0.0%)
Moderator 9: 4 votes (5.5%)
Michael Myers: 45 votes (61.6%)
I had no idea I was well-liked. I genuinely believed I was among the most disliked staff members but turns out I was wrong. Strange, usually my pessimism proves me right (I always assume the worst and that's how it normally plays out). But it's nice to be wrong sometimes!!
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Originally posted by Bradley
All this fighting over a large rock, 2024. Still fighting.
It's a pretty cool rock. Can't blame 'em!
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Originally posted by Bradley
It be crazy to be an orthodox fighter for Jihad and then when u die u get 72 michael meyers to play card games with for eternity.
Sounds nice.
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Because I'm not supporting Hamas/Palestine, apparently. Why would I support people who are responsible for the deaths of other people's loved ones? Now hundreds of civilians are dead on both sides because a few power-hungry morons wanted to be in power and decided to wage war against a country that is far superior to them in literally every way. Well guys, see y'all in Hell, I'll be the muzzie burning next to y'all.
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2023-04-23 at 11:54 PM UTC
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NIS Horror Film Party Thread
Hey guys. Welcome to the 2023 edition of the NIS Horror Film Party thread. This is a blast from the past rooted in the Zoklet days when we'd get together and watch horror movies every Wednesday at 8 PM EST. We had lots of fun back then when we started doing this in 2013. Back then Michael Scott, FON and I were the ones organizing it but I think they vanished along with Zoklet. It's 2023 now and after speaking to Number313 we figured we could revive this tradition, ten years later. To start off, I decided for our first movie we're going to watch a classic Thai horror movie from 2004 called Shutter. It's got English subtitles and it's been almost a decade since I watched it. The next one will be decided by votes. I'll make sure to bump this thread an hour in advance before the movie starts as a reminder. The link to the movie will be posted down below. We're going to do one horror movie a week!
https://cytu.be/r/Zoklet
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