Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-04-26 at 1:01 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Albeit it's not really a joke..
2. 2023-04-26 at 1:01 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ https://www.tmz.com/2023/04/24/actor-dies-12-plastic-surgeries-bts-star-jimin-upcoming-show/

   
   Someone actually posted that on the incel forum that I moderate. I jokingly said "I can't believe the Jew surgeons turned him into a gay alien instead of a k-pop idol."
3. 2023-04-26 at 12:33 AM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   And then I answered with another question.
4. 2023-04-26 at 12:33 AM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Actually it's not really a question but you used a question mark.
5. 2023-04-26 at 12:33 AM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   You answered a question with another question.
6. 2023-04-26 at 12:33 AM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   Uhhh so how exactly what Syria partying hard?
7. 2023-04-26 at 12:32 AM UTC in "African-Americans belong in Africa" - Akon.
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I think I watched a bit of that on television before. Doesn't some kid get hit by a stray bullet?
8. 2023-04-26 at 12:32 AM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I really do.
9. 2023-04-26 at 12:32 AM UTC in Unban well hung
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I used to watch Futurama when it came on tv everytime I visited my aunt who lived in a hick town in the outskirts of the city. I miss it.
10. 2023-04-26 at 12:30 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Silly me.
11. 2023-04-26 at 12:29 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Errrrrr I mean shitpost.
12. 2023-04-26 at 12:29 AM UTC in Shitpost Central
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Another spitpost.
13. 2023-04-26 at 12:29 AM UTC in "African-Americans belong in Africa" - Akon.
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My bad. I thought it just said Iberia. Now I see there's an "L" before that, so it spells out Liberia.
14. 2023-04-26 at 12:28 AM UTC in Poland is becoming like the new meth hub in certain cities of the EU
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Not sure if you're talking about the earthquake or about dropping bombs?
15. 2023-04-26 at 12:28 AM UTC in Unban well hung
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "I didn't quite hear youuuuu!!"
16. 2023-04-26 at 12:27 AM UTC in WE WANT WELL HUNG!!!! WE WANT WELL HUNG!!!! WE WANT WELL HUNG!!!!
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    That's probably him.
17. 2023-04-26 at 12:27 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by CandyRein My coworker Kim is back to work from having breast cancer and she just got her new boobs all healed up and she just showed me them in the bathroom ❤️
    
    They look great ❤️🫶🏽❤️

    
    New boobs? As in they cut out the bad tissue or she got implants? There's a Japanese porn star who got breast cancer and she ended up getting implants. So lame because her real boobs were beautiful. Fake tits look so ugly to me. I prefer the natural look. I think a natural A-cup beats a fake DD-cup.
18. 2023-04-26 at 12:26 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra I heard that gay 'bottoms' typically have to start wearing diapers after five years of getting stretched out
    
    I wonder what kind of nightmare apparatus those two have to use to stop their sphincters from falling through the slats on a park bench

    
    Hahahaha is that true? That sounds so messed up.
19. 2023-04-26 at 12:21 AM UTC in Folks I kicked my ex girlfriend to the curb
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    My brother could learn a thing or two from you.
20. 2023-04-26 at 12:20 AM UTC in Bradley and Kafka were right
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    "If you belong to me, so does your baby." Well that's one helluva logic. That is, indeed, "MEGA LOLZ."