Posts by Michael Myers

1. 2023-05-14 at 12:40 AM UTC in Sophie: Where are you?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Meikai look either kafka killed him
   
   OR
   
   kafka married him and her civilizing feminine essence robbed him of any desire to poast here with us
   
   in which case she killed him, in spirit

   
   :(
2. 2023-05-14 at 12:39 AM UTC in What would you wear if you were a girl?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I would wear loose-fitting clothes so perverted men cannot ogle at me.
3. 2023-05-14 at 12:38 AM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka I have had an orgasm once with no touching.

   
   Never experienced this though - some guys on nofap have claimed this happened to them though. Never dealt with it myself (luckily).
4. 2023-05-14 at 12:37 AM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Kafka That's not a thing. However, needing to pee when you're having sex does make it more intense. That's all it is.

   
   If you have to pee, whatever you release from your genitals during orgasm, it will contain urine (same goes for men).
5. 2023-05-14 at 12:34 AM UTC in According to this healthline article, I'm some sort of a woman
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   NO I will not be wearing a skirt or heels or any of the sort. Just so you guys know.
6. 2023-05-14 at 12:34 AM UTC in According to this healthline article, I'm some sort of a woman
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   "An unexpected bit of news swept through some British newspapers last month, as outlets focused on the rise of “Pee-Gasm.” According to multiple outlets, women reported delaying urination in order to experience an orgasm-like feeling when they released their urine.
   
   Some women on Reddit and other forums have also described this practice, although in that case, many women expressed concern that there was something wrong with their bodies rather than a desire to achieve a “pee-gasm.”
   
   But experts say that there is a scientific reason for “pee-gasm,” and in fact, it can be a normal byproduct of women’s anatomy.
   
   And while experts stress there’s nothing wrong with women who have an orgasm during urination, they also don’t recommend women try “holding it” just for fun."
7. 2023-05-14 at 12:34 AM UTC in According to this healthline article, I'm some sort of a woman
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I was talking to both Number13 and aldra in the NIS Horror Film Party thread and 13 brought up he went to pee after we finished watching the movie, so I asked if he had one of those "this nearly feels like an orgasm" kind of pees to which he replied no but aldra became flabbergasted and said I might have to have my prostate checked out since he's never heard of it before nor has he experienced it. So apparently, what I was talking about is a "pee-gasm" and this healthline article says it's a woman's thing. I'm not a woman, but I might have to re-think my gender identity after this (or it's the Jews trying to trick me into thinking I am more of a woman than I thought I was).
   
   https://www.healthline.com/health-news/pee-gasms-happen-and-its-natural
8. 2023-05-14 at 12:29 AM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by aldra I dunno, I just have no idea what you're talking about, never heard of it before

   
   I just looked it up. It's called "pee-gasm."
   
   But it's actually, apparently, a thing amongst women, it seems. Strange, last time I checked I did not have a vagina.
   
   https://www.healthline.com/health-news/pee-gasms-happen-and-its-natural
9. 2023-05-14 at 12:27 AM UTC in What happened to LockedIn?
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I didn't even know Bill Krozby died and thought he was just in jail or something. I also didn't even know splooge died along with some others. Same with Malice. It feels pretty unreal, because you're used to interacting with them whenever you're here and then one day they're completely gone and they're never coming back.
10. 2023-05-14 at 12:25 AM UTC in What happened to LockedIn?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by jerryb Anyone thinking of leaving this forum needs to start talking about suicide. Then when your gone people will have plenty to talk about.
    
    Best if you pop up about 1 year later like it was just yesterday.

    
    I actually did this on and off from 2015 until this year.
11. 2023-05-14 at 12:25 AM UTC in What happened to LockedIn?
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Fox Which one is LockedIn again

    
    The one behind bars.
12. 2023-05-14 at 12:24 AM UTC in Almost got in a fight with a drug dealer
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Or thread, really.
13. 2023-05-14 at 12:24 AM UTC in Almost got in a fight with a drug dealer
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    A Wariat post that isn't about teenage women? Woah. Color me surprised.
14. 2023-05-14 at 12:24 AM UTC in who likes poop
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Insects do.
15. 2023-05-12 at 11:34 PM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra no
    
    
    maybe get your prostate checked

    
    Is that really bad?
16. 2023-05-12 at 11:29 PM UTC in This is sickening
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra if Allah isn't real, how did the universe start with an explosion
    
    checkmate, atheists

    
    Correct.
17. 2023-05-12 at 7:56 AM UTC in This is sickening
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Kafka If I ever do make one it will just be for Muslim countries.

    
    Alright, that's it -- we are enemies now.
18. 2023-05-12 at 7:54 AM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by aldra I uh
    
    what

    
    Hahahaha. Ever held in your pee for a long amount of time and then you finally get that release? It's like a mini-orgasm that lasts longer than a regular orgasm.
19. 2023-05-12 at 7:53 AM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Number13 I didn't lol

    
    Aww, too bad. :(
20. 2023-05-12 at 2:09 AM UTC in NIS Horror Film Party Thread
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Originally posted by Number13 No problem my dude, I enjoyed it and only left cause I needed to piss.

    
    Sweet! I hope you had one of those "this nearly feels like an orgasm" kind of pees.