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2017-01-30 at 12:31 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?"There are holes in my belts! WHO PUT THESE HOLES IN MY BELTS?!!"
"Dad it's a belt they're supposed to have holes that's what you latch the--"
"NOT IN MY BELTS!!!!!"
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2017-01-29 at 4:56 PM UTC in Kill me now
Originally posted by greenplastic You guys must have some dry ass skin. You need to quit drinking and smoking cigs and doing stimulants and drink more water and get some fucking facial moisturizer. My shit is soft as fuck.
I dont need anything man just tech and tendies. -
2017-01-29 at 4:05 PM UTC in New."You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of pedos and faggits. A journey into a wondrous and queer-ridden land whose boundaries are that of a third-grade classroom. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, Niggas in Spaaaace!"
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2017-01-29 at 9:15 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?Lol, I knew I'd get a few laughs and feel better after coming here...been too long brahs.
Back to the subject though I was probably closer to the spoiled kid with the alcoholic parents only they were my mom's parents. Even though my grandfather was physically abusive to some extent he was the type of person to throw gobs of money at his problems his major and main problem being me.
I probably got 400 or 500 a month in cash/worthless shit I thought I needed at the time. I always had cigarettes/weed/new clothes starting around 7th grade. I had friends who would work all weekend as farmhands and do grueling work on all their free time off from school so without fully realizing it at the time I to some limited extent appreciated the leisurely stroll I had through middle school and high school.
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2017-01-29 at 8:41 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?He's gonna be six soon.
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2017-01-29 at 7:38 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?If it makes you feel any better, my oldest son threw up into his McDonald's sandwich today.
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2017-01-29 at 7:28 AM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?Bill Krozby are you being serious with the whole "value of a dollar thing or are you truly that stupid because Jesus...
>My brother and I got kinda pissed about are mom yelling at us while we working making it harder to work. So when they would go antique shopping and I was in charge of my brother we would commit psyop's. Like we got my moms fabric scissors and I told my brother to cut the power cord to the tv in the kitchen. He did and It fucking made a slight explosion and I told him to not say anything, even the scissors had a huge burn mark on them and a piece of the metal blown out. We hid the scissors and when my parents came home, and they were asking us why it looked like the chord was cut we just kept lying about how we didnt know. My parents re-tiled the entire dining / living room front of house, so when they would leave I would put two ice cubes by the baseboards only by one specific spot of where my dad had been bitching about the original tiles "buckling".
More notes: Don't capitalize in the middle of a sentence. Learn how to Oxford comma. Punctuation inside of the quotation marks. Kill yourself.
On topic: Giving your kid money to do dishes does NOT teach them the value of a dollar. Look at what kind of a spoiled brat you were with your 'value of a dollar' ideals and sliced television cords. What kind of a shit kid sabotages a television, or flooring?
I teach my son the value of a dollar by having him do stuff for my parents or sister. It's not right to pay anybody in your own household to clean things. Have them refinish furniture, or pay them to help you with installing your new tile. I bet your house is dirty as fuck too Bill Krozby, because now nobody is paying you to clean up. Take a picture of your kitchen sink and post it right now or you can just die. -
2017-01-28 at 1:02 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?
Originally posted by HampTheToker My dad introduced me to all the good shit. He basically formed the entire foundation of my musical preference. I was probably the only kid on the bus in elementary school that listened to Dio, AC/DC, Pink Floyd, and Kansas.
Yeah a lot of people say I have shit taste in music but I listened to classic rock since I was a little kid so I've heard a great deal of a certain style of music for a decade got bored of it, but now that I haven't heard some of these songs like 2112 in a few years they are much better. My dad really knew his shit when it comes to music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3PMYzXL8JM
Originally posted by Sophie Haha, poor people. I got an allowance of 300 a month and i was like 12, cell-phone too. Chores you say? We had a maid, faggots.
Very cool. This is exactly how I want to raise my children one day, I remember a few years back this girl wanted some bebbehs with me and I said "Why would you want to give them this life we are living?, we don't have a car, a dishwasher, we have no internet, we have nothing, it would be cruelty to bring a human into this world just because of your selfish biological desires"
Of course she had no idea what the fuck I was saying and just cried or yelled or something retarded like that.
I don't see the point in having kids if you aren't gonna try and go above and beyond to give them amazing rich rewarding lives. I think "I love this person and want to start a family" is not good enough. -
2017-01-28 at 12:01 PM UTC in i really like this girl
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2017-01-28 at 4:06 AM UTC in I have a confessionI heard they hired hillary as a consultant for the new year's festival
They wanted an expert on dropping the ball -
2017-01-28 at 12:03 AM UTC in Kill me now
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2017-01-27 at 11:56 PM UTC in Kill me nowMix the hydros with beer., and weed
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2017-01-27 at 11:53 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?Actually I was straight edge and listened to music like this.
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2017-01-27 at 11:24 PM UTC in How did your parents give you allowance?My house was the local drug den, its hard to clean the kitchen when there's hookers smoking crack on the stove and drugs being manufactured in the basement.
My parents felt bad so they would give me $100 for the weekend and I would go stay at a friends house every weekend and we usually saw a movie or ordered pizza.
I woukd come home Sunday night and the house would be completely trashed, all the valuables from my room missing and people passed out all over the place. Usually nobody slept this entire time and they are still in party mode.
Sometimes the party goes through Monday morning and they are still there when I go to school and still there when I come back. Nobody leaves until the drugs run out, and there is a constant flurry of dealers and fiends so the drugs never ran out.
I tried to change the cat litter box once and some tweeked out looking crackhead wouldn't let me in the basement even though it was my house. He just stood in front of the door and said "can't do down there kid" -
2017-01-23 at 2:17 AM UTC in Mint extract in bong waterDaddy needs his medicine.
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2017-01-23 at 2:06 AM UTC in Mint extract in bong waterI like the new stoner Malice
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2017-01-22 at 8:05 AM UTC in The plight of the modern American
Originally posted by Bill Krozby ^the huffintonpost is pretty much my thing
That doesn't seem like something you should be proud of. -
2017-01-18 at 4:57 AM UTC in suicideAs morbidly depressed as I've been I don't ever think about it because I know I wouldn't do it. I've experienced too many highs in life to willingly remove myself from the possibility of ever experiencing them again. I'm used to the ups and downs now, and as tiresome as the downs are, I can handle them, with the knowledge that there will again be pure happiness in my life. I'm a patient man. And I retain hope.
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2017-01-17 at 8:29 AM UTC in ModafinilNot if you take the battery out
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2017-01-16 at 2:59 AM UTC in Building a gaming pc for $800
Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher I don't plan on overclocking but I want to leave some room for improvement in case I need it. I was thinking that if I decided to upgrade the processor I would go with water cooling
you are not spending enough money to make watercooling worth it with that setup.
this my pc