User Controls
Thanked Posts by CASPER
-
2019-04-08 at 11:02 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro EditionKriton. Kratkm kratos Crouton.
Fuckkkkkkk. Between iPad autocorrect and lannys adjustments, this shit is fucked.
All hail the sensual opiate splendor of Diane Keaton.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-09 at 5:42 PM UTC in I had a dream with bumble in it this morning.She must've been bumportant to you
Somehow the iPad changed the word to that, and considering her name and the stuff she ended up doing to her ass, it seems fitting.
Good call, iPad.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-09 at 5:26 PM UTC in Octavian 6 pack 6 weeks challengeThat dude is totally doing blowjob face tho. Hand grabbing the back of the head, gritted teeth.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2019-04-09 at 1:04 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Update: it was these kinda vibes
Haven't felt this way in a whiiile, and i wonder what will ruin this (similar to caspers sentiment) but one thing I've learned is to always be yourself & trust that the right outcome will happen good or bad, cause you can self sabotage with this kind of negative thinking.
Lyrics:
Tongue kissing her, spit drippin' (sheesh)
I wanna fuck in the sheets
I wanna play with that pussy cat
She wanna suck on this D
I wanna bust up in her and
Make her scream Saaheem
I wanna eat her Garfield and rub up on her feet
That kinda shit is nice once and a while though. As gay as it sounds, it felt like I needed that more than I needed sex. An emotional connection with someone of the opposite sex just feels like it fills a certain requirement. And yeah all you can really do is just do the best you can. I spent a lot of time obsessing over whether this person was right, or whether it was even possible, or how long it would last. It's really irrelevant though. Some people are around for a long time, and some people are only around for a few weeks maybe. A lot of us seem to have trouble with that. I find that people often get hung up on feelings of loss- either losing a loved one or a relationship. But eventually you learn that the time doesn't matter. As long as you live honestly and love openly, you'll never feel at a loss for giving of yourself that way.
*now back to your regularly scheduled programming*
Bitches n shit. Amirite niggas?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-02 at 10:07 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Sophie YEE OPIATE LIFE MAKES A NIGGA DRUGGED UP
I'VE USED THIS RHYMING SCHEME BEFORE AND IT'S FUCKED UP
POUR OUT SOME LEAN I GOT IT TOPPED UP
PASS THE GASOLINE COPS ARE GETTING BLOWN UP
Nigga what u know bout makin bread, gettin bauce?
What u know bout takin that mans flip then sell "at cost"?
Or undercutting motherfuckers even at a loss
Just to drive em out the market, then resume to floss?
Shit.
I learned all my lessons heartily
To be honest from the start it wasn't always quite so artful, G
I took some lumps from chumps who thought me a soft spoken mockery
Then watched from 4 doors down while flames licked up and down the 1-3-3
Found my mission as a misfit
And any kind of trouble you could get with
Instead of being cautious and consistent
I got stupid, raised the stakes on foolish and indifferent
Damn. I kinda got talent for written
Shit gives me no paws like bags of quadriplegic kittens -
2019-04-09 at 12:10 AM UTC in Octavian 6 pack 6 weeks challenge
Originally posted by Octavian "le genie du mal"
Statue inspired by a poem about an angel that fell in love with the devil despite him warning her off, she is cast down by God to the depths of hell.
The statue shows the devil pissed off with his broken staff at having dragged her down through her blind love for him. I related to the poem through personal experiences. In the past when I was a colossal dick, I would attract girls who thought they could change me, only to drag them down. I got it to remind me not to waste opportunities that are otherwise for the best.
Inb4:
My first tattoo idea when I was 16 was "NON SERVIAM" in huge styles block letters across my back...bc I'm a rebel u know.
LolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-08 at 10:20 PM UTC in Do you have nice hands?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2019-04-08 at 8:56 PM UTC in Do you have nice hands?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2019-04-08 at 8:50 PM UTC in Octavian 6 pack 6 weeks challengeI also like that theres an angel getting a blowjob on your arm.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2019-04-08 at 8:04 PM UTC in Do you have nice hands?Bam
Immaculate hands except for index finger and lighter thumb.
Same way you know not to fuck with any dude with cauliflower ear.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-08 at 8:57 AM UTC in Octavian 6 pack 6 weeks challengeYou look remarkably normal. Good luck duder.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2019-04-08 at 11:24 AM UTC in CBD flowerYeah I love the taste of weed. Last stuff I got was Harlequin. Usually the CBD stuff I get is indoor grown, very crystally. But considering the sole reason a plant is so pricey is bc it gets you high, I have reservations paying 60 an eight for CBD only weed lol.
Maybe I'll just buy a half zip from that site.
I wish I could find a 50 dollar vape that wasn't absolute dogshit.
If u don't have a vape, I absolutely recommend the xmax starry.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-07 at 6:18 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by DietPiano how you doing casper? Getting your methadone lowered slowly but surely? Hope all is well m7.
also
you want to hook a nigga up with some o dat 'done?
Good. Uneventful. But that's how sobriety is I guess.
Yeah going down 4mg a week. Should be off in 4 months completely. Took my 6 month chip at a meeting a couple hours ago. I know it's not totally clean, and certain people there have really strong feelings about it. I was debating asking someone about it, but it really has zero to do with them so I'm not even going to open that can of worms. It's not squeaky clean, but it's light years away from being addicted to heroin. Half the time (like this weekend), I only take 1/3 of my normal dose, and for the most part I'm fine. Debts paid. Work full time. Gym 3x a week. Cutting out all negative influences. Trying to get back to school.
Should've hit me up when I was still using. I got 150mg bottle 4x a week and I was still getting high so I saved em all. Had 9 months worth of bottles put away. Someone with a background in grimy shit could've made a killing on that at the going rate of .50 cents/mg. But alas...I lost my bottles in a kayaking accident. Then I paid off my court fines. lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-07 at 1:59 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2019-04-06 at 12:24 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Technologist Juice,
But what if you find a woman with that thing that makes your heart race? You know, where there’s an electricity between you.
Lol. Pretty much any woman that I find even mildly attractive, I start thinking about her in some sweatpants on the sofa with me watching a movie. Or whether she'll look cute angry when I tell her she's got hairier feet than I do, and start hitting me with a pillow. Or whether I'll want to kiss her when she's all sick with the flu and gross and sweaty and hasn't showered for 3 days. And then I picture her screaming at me, and how we'd most likely break up.
Yeah my percentages were probably a bit off, but the truth is that people have different standards. The chance that someone is going to have that butterflies in the stomach feeling for you too...isn't great for guys in our positions. At 25+ women have generally had a few bad relationships by that point. They've dated the "bad boy" they've tried to fix someone. They've had a complete loser. I may just have zero idea what I'm talking about too, but generally, I think women want stability, security. Someone they can be proud to be seen with or talk about. When you're coming off a decade plus heroin addiction, you're just not ticking a ton of those boxes.
I should check my Tinder. I think I right swiped a lot of homely looking girls bc I felt like they should get some attention too, and I don't mind talking to anyone. Socializing is good. But like I was describing above, maybe some of those girls get those butterflies reading my profile. Anything is possible rofl. But I'm not really interested in anything more than talking with them. And generally, women have much higher standards than dudes. Yadadameen?
Idk. Relationship stuff is iffy. Especially In recovery. I should actually start going to NA meetings lol. Shit sounds like a party.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-06 at 12:26 PM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
-
2019-04-06 at 11:50 AM UTC in Is Mal fuckable?
Originally posted by Technologist Up to you man. But I wouldn’t lie. My hubby knows about my addiction to coccaine. Not proud of it, but he knows how low I sunk, and what it took for me to get out of it. He’s proud of my accomplishment.
I think what you’re doing is amazing.
Originally posted by Technologist I can’t picture lying about such a huge chunk of my life, and then carrying on with that lie for years?….nahhhh. The “type” of girls that wouldn’t accept you would be stuck up bitches, do you really want that kind of person in your life? I think you’re going down the wrong road just to get your dick wet.
No i think you misunderstood. My reluctance to lie is pretty much the entire reason I haven't gotten laid in years, and haven't been in a relationship in near a decade. That's why I'm really only comfortable talking to women who know all that stuff from he get-go. It's just too much baggage to dump in someone's lap, and honestly as a guy in my situation, you're probably going to get shot down > 95% of the time. And out of that 5%, probably 3% are batshit crazy or with their own major flaws that makes them willing to compromise.
In short, I really just don't have the time, energy or inclination to put myself out there with all my fucked up shit- and wade through a sea of rejections to find that 2% someone I'd actually be happy with.
Lol. But if you have a friend, have her get at me lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-04-05 at 6:45 PM UTC in I am so damn horny!
Originally posted by Octavian You really have to cut the dead weights loose mate. Sometimes I would be sat in my smoke filled livingroom mangled on cocaine, looking at my "friends" thinking I had a personality disorder. Maybe it's the company and social contact that I enjoyed, I never felt they were my "equals".
Find a blank piece of paper. Write "A" on the left, and "B" on the right. The space inbetween write all the things down that is stopping you from getting to B. I.e., digusting transients and succubai meth whores draining time & resources that can be put to better use.
This. I feel like I need to have friends and be doing normal things, but 95% of the people I know are useless, spineless, helpless, braindead addict scum. Sometimes in my head while I'm with them, someone will ask me for $2 for a pack of smokes and in my head I'll be like "You're a 28 year old man, nigger. Wtf is wrong with you? Why do I even talk to you?" -
2019-04-02 at 10:17 AM UTC in BradleyB's Rock Bottom -- Recovery Thread
Originally posted by Ghost it's a bookcase lol
For some reason this made me laugh really hard.
Bradley I will make you my bottom you faggot. It's my new mission in life. I've never been attracted to a man in all my days, but I'm going to dick jab you out of pure spite. Believe that homie.
You should be honored that I immortalized your inimitable brand of faggotry in comedic fashion.
Im sure you've read it elsewhere, but the punchline was that you went to a gay bathhouse to bask in the smell of mansweat and strangers semen, to fist a mans asshole...and left because it was dirty and the decor was not to your liking...and that was actually the gayest part of all.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-24 at 11:34 PM UTC in What happened to the king of the TC fags, aka Grimace?Yall bitches catty.
This is why Hillary lost.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
